Just because the guy in front has his indicator on doesn't mean he will ACTUALLY make that turn.

don't ever go kitesurfing

Dont use 20lt of petrol to remove a wasps nest with out a large amount of water nearby

Don,t do it with out informing your neighbourhood that something you are doing might make a loud bang and set off everyones house alarms

Do put the fire out quickly before all the emergency services arrive


Don,t go charging into table top jumps on a snow board....the down ramp is there for a reason (Broke back)

Don,t put your hand anywhere near the front of the nail gun

Don,t have your finger on the trigger of the nail gun EXCEPT when nailing

Don,t grab the timber behind the saw when ripping, the finger you,ve got is better than the one they stitch back on

Bolt bombs will put large holes in cheep tin sheds

Don,t tell your kids about anything that you did as a kid,it might give them idea,s

Its amazing that where all still here

busterwa said...
dont pull the ht|plugs out of ur car to see what cylinders missfiring when its running

Age 19, thought I knew everything, woke up on the ground with the engine still running...

You would think that I would have learnt from this one at age ten:
Never, despite knowing all there is to know about electricity, confidently grab both terminals of a portable electric fence unit. You will involuntarily punch yourself HARD with both hands.

always wear jocks. They can save you from embarrasing situations!

Always chock the wheels on your trailer before you unhitch it, no matter what gradient it is on! They tend to build up nice momentum before crashing into the side of your car