obct said..I better introduce a power ranking system for those of you playing at home who may not know all he greenroom star participants and their recent form.
The Pup
Strengths -
Layback turns and BBQs
Weaknesses -
Wine wanking
Greenroom- So Pup, what do you think will be your biggest challenge over the weekend?
PUP- That would have to be the wind.
Greenroom - You're of course referring to the prediction of a North East wind.
PUP - No, I mean OBs arse, you dumb prick
Al G
Strengths -
Ability to hold a beer in both hands while siphoning a third one on the table with his dick.
Weaknesses -
old Holdens
Greenroom- Tell us Al, how do you see the weekend shaping up?
Al - Burp, fart, slurp, what?
Greenroom - The weekend!!!! what are your thoughts ?
Al - will OB be there farting his brains out again ?
Greenroom - Not sure, why?
Al - because it makes me beer go flat and it's peeling the paint off me old wagon, tell the prick to shove a cork in it for the weekend.
MR
Strengths -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Weaknesses -
The ability to sing the chorus line from Oklahoma
Greenroom - So where do you see yourself in the power rankings after the weekend ?
MR - OOOOOOOOOkalhoma where wind come sweeping down the plain, OOOOOklahoma
Greenroom - Never mind
Surfanimal
Strengths -
Collecting and polishing boards,
Weaknesses -
Surf sessions at daybreak when everyone else is still sh!tfaced from the night before
Greenroom - Are you looking forward to the competition SA?
SA - Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, rub, rub, wax on, wax off, rub rub.
Greenroom - We could come back where you're done with the polishing?
SA - No, you don't understand, it always needs doing, it's never done, pass me that wax remover.
OBCT
Strengths -
The ability to burp out the first 4 bars of Scotland the Brave
Weaknesses -
Irritable bowel syndrome and erectile disfunction
Greenroom - in the past, you've been accused excessive farting during these events, is that just a ploy to in some way discombobulate your opponents?
OB - WTF does Discombobulate mean, dickhead?
Greenroom - confuse or disrupt!
OB- discombobulate this turd features, Brrrrrraaaaaattttt
Is he surfed out
when are you going to come out of the closet & admit to the LB forum your a sup rider in drag...?
