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Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

3 Dec 2008 10:57pm

Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.

walshd

601 posts

walshd

SA, 601 posts

4 Dec 2008 5:25pm

Yeh but did Sammy do a front roll or a back roll?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

4 Dec 2008 5:40pm

Bondalucci said...

Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.

laughin !!!

nasty

153 posts

nasty

WA, 153 posts

4 Dec 2008 5:32pm

Bondalucci said...

Auditions for the Pixar movie sequel "Cars 2: the early years" got off to a rocky start when Sammy the Fully Sic Stunt Grom turned up for his shot at stardom.

Sammy wished he'd worn a bit more protection whilst fooling around. A very similar thought had crossed his parents' minds when they found out their son was a kiter

Spearsy

213 posts

Spearsy

SA, 213 posts

4 Dec 2008 8:24pm

The suspect who fled the crash scene was weirdly dressed wearing board shorts over a wetsuit.

tweety

32 posts

tweety

SA, 32 posts

4 Dec 2008 9:26pm

"I didn't like umm like see it like i only umm like took my eyes off the like road to like look in the umm rear vision mirror like yeah"

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

4 Dec 2008 11:10pm

tweety said...

"I didn't like umm like see it like i only umm like took my eyes off the like road to like look in the umm rear vision mirror like yeah"

fozzy

501 posts

fozzy

SA, 501 posts

4 Dec 2008 11:49pm

You blokes have got too much time on your hands.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

6 Dec 2008 4:03am

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

6 Dec 2008 8:57am

How am I going to explain this to mum

merman

QLD

431 posts

merman

QLD, 431 posts

6 Dec 2008 12:19pm

ha ha ha

is that the best u bunch of homos can do?????

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

Wet Willy

TAS, 2317 posts

6 Dec 2008 1:26pm

merman said...

ha ha ha

is that the best u bunch of homos can do?????

This could be the winning caption!!

NDH47

NSW

102 posts

NDH47

NSW, 102 posts

6 Dec 2008 2:03pm

The traffic was chaos that Saturday night on Oxford Street Sydney...

merman

QLD

431 posts

merman

QLD, 431 posts

6 Dec 2008 2:15pm

just in case you boys missed it.

I rest my case

Thats score Kiters = 1

Polies = a Banana in the tailpipe

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

6 Dec 2008 2:27pm

mermans car was damaged when he rammed somebody from behind.....

NDH47

NSW

102 posts

NDH47

NSW, 102 posts

6 Dec 2008 3:42pm

Straight back at ya merman

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

6 Dec 2008 3:10pm

merman said...

just in case you boys missed it.

I rest my case

Thats score Kiters = 1

Polies = a Banana in the tailpipe

You sound a little wishful Loren....Shouldn't that be "Lonely kiter would like to score one", not that there's anything wrong with that.

mattyjee

575 posts

mattyjee

WA, 575 posts

7 Dec 2008 12:05pm

knot board said...

How about:

"Greg only managed to drive over 6 windsurfers crossing the road before he got a flat tyre and had to stop".

MavericK040

583 posts

MavericK040

WA, 583 posts

7 Dec 2008 12:19pm

How about:

"Greg only managed to drive over 6 windsurfers crossing the road before he got a flat tyre and had to stop".

How about , you suck!

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

evlPanda

NSW, 9207 posts

7 Dec 2008 11:10pm

How about:

"Greg only managed to ~~drive over~~ get in the way of 6 windsurfers ~~crossing the road~~ going out through the break before he got a flat ~~tyre~~ kite and had to stop thinking about how cool he looked".

Fixed.

(actually i would of thumbed up your comment up ~~user~~ merman, kinda funny.)

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

7 Dec 2008 11:36pm

Wet Willy said...

"Honestly, officer, I WAS doing over 50 knots! I WAS!

Gimme a damn speeding ticket!!"

Nice work Will, but you left out the last sentence....

"...What's that officer? Waddaya mean it doesn't count 'cos it's not a fricken legitimate, bonefide sail driven vessel! WTF ???"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

Richiefish

QLD, 5612 posts

8 Dec 2008 9:47am

police believe that semen on the steering wheel caused the driver to lose his grip and thus control of the vehicle........

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

8 Dec 2008 7:01pm

It's been fun, but I think it could be time Knotty.

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

8 Dec 2008 6:16pm

I think you're correct Bondalucci and I must say I love the way you managed to work the yellow boardshorts into this one.

The first entry with full runs on the board belongs to Elmo, well done buddy.

elmo said...

I'm a kiter! they should be getting out of my way

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

Bondalucci

VIC, 1580 posts

8 Dec 2008 7:32pm

Thanks Knotty,
although the yellow boardies will forever be Richies legacy to the caption comp,
the rest of us can continue to make them folklore when appropriate.
(bit like when my Batman pops up from time to time)

These little recurring themes add flavour and help build silly traditions.

So when people ask 'has the caption comp jumped the shark?'....well, maybe it has but it's still better to have it than not to have it. People out there still make me laugh.
10 years on, Seinfeld is still funny ya know.

And it's good that a simple but effective quip like Elmo's, (with no photo shop or talk bubbles) can win. That's the beauty of the CC.

Give us your best shot, Elmo.

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