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knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
2 Dec 2008 8:59am
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KITE BOARDING: It's fully sick to the max !
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
2 Dec 2008 8:32am
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I'm a kiter! they should be getting out of
my
way
555
892 posts
555
892 posts
2 Dec 2008 8:43am
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Melbourne, hook turn, kiter driving...
What? You mean I should look before turning across traffic?????
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
2 Dec 2008 10:59am
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555 said...
Melbourne, hook turn, kiter driving...
What? You mean I should look before turning across traffic?????
Maybe he tried the maneuver unhooked?
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender
WA, 2236 posts
2 Dec 2008 10:05am
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he couldn't 'handle the pass" while over taking
NDH47
NSW
102 posts
NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
2 Dec 2008 12:28pm
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Lost the car then body dragged up the road..
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
2 Dec 2008 1:15pm
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Dave was a but uncoordinated, so he took to kiteboarding very well.
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
2 Dec 2008 1:17pm
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To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
2 Dec 2008 1:19pm
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"But Officer, right of way doesn't apply on the water so why the hell should it apply on the street!"
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
2 Dec 2008 1:38pm
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NDH47
NSW
102 posts
NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
2 Dec 2008 2:40pm
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evlPanda said...
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
2 Dec 2008 12:54pm
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NDH47 said...
evlPanda said...
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.
and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
2 Dec 2008 3:02pm
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elmo said...
NDH47 said...
evlPanda said...
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.
and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper
and baby-wipes.
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Dec 2008 2:10pm
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Kitemare on Elm Street.
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
2 Dec 2008 2:39pm
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evlPanda said...
elmo said...
NDH47 said...
evlPanda said...
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.
and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper
and baby-wipes.
by George Michael
NDH47
NSW
102 posts
NDH47
NSW, 102 posts
2 Dec 2008 3:49pm
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sausage said...
evlPanda said...
elmo said...
NDH47 said...
evlPanda said...
To try to fit into the Kiting scene a bit more Dave crashed into some rocks, then some power lines, followed by a toilet block.
After crashing into the toilet block Dave probably hung out there for a while.
and had to be cleaned of with a brush and several rolls of paper
and baby-wipes.
by George Michael
George Michael (the closet kiter) and the rest of the hole in the wall gang
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
2 Dec 2008 9:02pm
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Must've been too busy looking in the mirror...
red
VIC
741 posts
red
VIC, 741 posts
2 Dec 2008 9:23pm
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And this guy kept yelling at me "starboard..starboard"....
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
2 Dec 2008 8:06pm
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Officer, I'm sorry, I saw the trees start moving and I got distracted
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
2 Dec 2008 11:56pm
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Karma can be a b!tch...
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:20am
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From the Kitesurfing Lost and Found forum:
"Lost: one drivers licence.
Owner will collect...in about 2 years"
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:23am
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"Honestly, officer, I WAS doing over 50 knots! I WAS!
Gimme a damn speeding ticket!!"
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:02am
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Only kiters and their transport could enjoy a frontal labotomy as well as a good rear ending on the same day.
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:07am
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Oh golly gosh, seems I've got a flat tyre.
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:40pm
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red said...
And this guy kept yelling at me "starboard..starboard"....
and I said " no it's a Naish !!"
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:42pm
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Richie was happy the caption competition had gotten back to its original pisstake theme.....[}:)]
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:45pm
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luckily Kevin had some gaff tape, string, and a pump..........
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Dec 2008 12:49pm
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Driver: Geez Officer, I thought I really could boost over that bollard.
Officer: Mate, are you high as a kite or just a d1ckhead or both?
fatwa
TAS
107 posts
fatwa
TAS, 107 posts
3 Dec 2008 6:33pm
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Meh, Dad will buy me another one.
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
3 Dec 2008 8:04pm
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Well back to public transport. I can still catch the bus WITH my kit. Just as well I'm not a windsurfer....
shuts eyes, blocks ears, covers gonads
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo
WA, 8890 posts
3 Dec 2008 7:58pm
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Pointless repairing it, it's a year old, it's out of fashion
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