Razzonater said..
I really like where this fight is heading
normally in a lineup the pecking order consists of shortboarder, mal rider, lid rider, goat boater...................Sup and it doesn't matter where you are from or how local you are everyone from different classes of surfing dislikes and sometimes hates any other form of wave riding.
What I really like now is that with all that hate already in a lineup we have a situation where many many people who would regularly surf together albeit from different towns or even an hour or more from their local ( which believe it or not is for many and some surf it at least 4 or 5 times a week even living that distance from the take off zone.
In Sydney you may only be 10km from your local but it will take an hour to get their...
Anyway where was I going ,,,, so everyone now hates all classes of surfcraft and anyone from a postcode away. The pecking order consists of people who can afford to live within walking distance to all breaks, now for many down south this means you will not be able to surf.
in fact only houses within 500 metres from the water will be allowed to surf.
These are the houses owned by multi millionaires which unfortunately therefore limit access to the surf, further all streets within 500 metres from the beach will have a gated community installed like hollisters ranch.
It will cost minimum 1.5 million dollars to buy a house and if you don't live there you don't surf there.
there will be helicopter patrols and snipers in the dunes.
All surfers will have to register and swipe their wrist bracelet prior to paddling out with a maximum of ten people in the water at any time.
when someone wants to paddle out any member of the Lineup who has surfed over two hours will receive a message on their bracelet telling them their allocated time is up and to head in.
Anyone attempting to enter the water not wearing a wrist band and registered within the gated community will be shot on sight.
Over time a few tried and one even makes it to the waters edge with his leash on before he too is snipered by the t5000 perched on the hill at rabbits.
This is what people on here want
you have lost your minds, everyone is in their own personal masteubation station mad max wet dream.
seriously cut it out
some of you sound like your going to war with someone a postcode away
You try to surf my waves and I will get medieval on your ass. I will make your mother ashamed of you. I will slap you round like a red headed step child. I will rain the wrath of Solomon upon you and yours. I am judge, jury and executioner - unless you take it to the High Court of course.
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