Ted the Kiwi said..

weiry said..

to stop the ring sting ,peel a cucumber and stick it up your arse…Hahahha WTF

Sounds almost plausible - why not give it a 'crack' and let us know if it works? Certainly it must be better than lime juice

you are sick

i fell asleep after a big night and my wife just come home and found my dog chewing on the cucumber sticking out of my arse.
my wife said WHAT THE FARK is going on
and i said

i got nothing you would never believe me

Ted the Kiwi said..
Are you sure it was a dog? Most of those canine creatures do not like the veg - whoops - maybe it was not the veg he was chewing after all

your right Ted i just checked the lounge room and found the cucumber under the lounge

thePup said..
Geez - I think I might have to dust off my BEERFINE slateboard and smash you with a cracker you Central Qld Coast Harlot ..... how dare you involve that deadset ripper of a Blue Staffordshire in your salad debauchery mister weiry farking

Slater stand up man for Christ sakes

Pup he is gold, yesterday gave slater his weekly wash and took him around to a mates place.
we were stting there admiring his new dam full of water and havin a beer, when
slater decided the ducks were to close and he could catch one.Hahaha
did the biggest run and leap into the dam missed the ducks, dug up my
mates pride and joy water Lilies .then rolled in the mud..

weiry said..

thePup said..
Geez - I think I might have to dust off my BEERFINE slateboard and smash you with a cracker you Central Qld Coast Harlot ..... how dare you involve that deadset ripper of a Blue Staffordshire in your salad debauchery mister weiry farking

Slater stand up man for Christ sakes

Pup he is gold, yesterday gave slater his weekly wash and took him around to a mates place.
we were stting there admiring his new dam full of water and havin a beer, when
slater decided the ducks were to close and he could catch one.Hahaha
did the biggest run and leap into the dam missed the ducks, dug up my
mates pride and joy water Lilies .then rolled in the mud..

Gotta love staffy's!!!!

The question has to be asked why work your arse off to improve your own situation as well as your employers when any financial reward results in the govt getting more out of it than you do.

Rant over........

ahhh the dreaded bonus payment ?Thats a first world problem