My new enemy is Asian tourists.... I'm towelling off.and the ****ers grab my new sled for.photos...bang the tail hits the ground quicker than I can say beware my international friends,I will kill you if you touch my board....
Seriously these peeps just don't care....lucky ya wife was ugly, otherwise I would have picked her up and banged her tail,see how ya would have liked that

SP said..

weiry said...
i would like to punch people that take selfies

Selfie pimp pics on a no Pro are worse

But
I nominate t- cake that little bitch disappeared without photos of his Sumatra trip.

mate if you remember i disappeared after going there

Mahanumah said..
Why are you still using Smelstra?

If you have NBN in the area I would look at other providers. Then you don't have to experience Australia's greatest call centre ever again.

I got mine through another provider and told them all to bugger off with the telephone. We both have mobiles with more credit than we can use so we don't need a land line. The other bonus... No bloody telemarketers... Brilliant!

I have massive NBN envy

Gutless ****s with guns...

Lovely day :

1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home

....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts

Lacey for telling lies in the good evening thread

Tux said..
Lovely day :

1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home

....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts

Bugger. Sounds like my days of landrover ownership.

runs on the smell of an oily rag too no doubt.


no wonder your an advocate for surf trips



ted- urgent- log report tomorrow- no excuses

Haven't got down that route yet Cptn but I have heard horror stories. I wonder how Bakesy's is treating him?

I'm a rover tragic unfortunately, although my last one has definitely cured me. Threw about 20k at it in under two years doing a full build up on it. Picked it up on a Thursday after the third gearbox rebuild in 18months and went away for the weekend only to do the head on the way home. Spat chips and sold it for 3k.

They're by far the most capable 4b (except maybe a wrangler) in stock form. It's just a shame the parts are made from cheese and the electrical system from alfoil.

smicko said..
Haven't got down that route yet Cptn but I have heard horror stories. I wonder how Bakesy's is treating him?

I'm a rover tragic unfortunately, although my last one has definitely cured me. Threw about 20k at it in under two years doing a full build up on it. Picked it up on a Thursday after the third gearbox rebuild in 18months and went away for the weekend only to do the head on the way home. Spat chips and sold it for 3k.

They're by far the most capable 4b (except maybe a wrangler) in stock form. It's just a shame the parts are made from cheese and the electrical system from alfoil.

Thats why I stick with the older Nissan patrol intercooled 3.0ltr Diesel. damn how do you spell diesel

chrispy said..
My new enemy is Asian tourists.... I'm towelling off.and the ****ers grab my new sled for.photos...bang the tail hits the ground quicker than I can say beware my international friends,I will kill you if you touch my board....
Seriously these peeps just don't care....lucky ya wife was ugly, otherwise I would have picked her up and banged her tail,see how ya would have liked that

The Fark I'd go mental man

Tux said..
Lovely day :

1. Power streeing belt ****s itself and takes out the fan belt on the way to work...spent half a hour trying to get it sorted in the rain at 5am before limping home at 20k an hour trying not to blow a head gasket
2. Break a **** full socket wrench trying to get teh alternator on bolts off
3. Get it all back together and fire her up only to hear some funny noises and see metal flakes start pouring out of on of the bearings
4. Dis-assemble bracket to get to bearing find one stubborn nut that now requires a nut splitter
5. Back to bunnings for nut splitter when the boss gets home

....so far its cost me $80 buck and 5 hours and its still not back together...mechanics are an undervalued resource...I'd like to punch stubborn nuts

That sux man...Need some kinda awesome tool. One of my boards had very stubborn fin screws I was getting worried about threading. Bought this for $20 & felt like they came out no prob what so ever & I vege oiled them, they're sweet as now.

and #2 person to go into the room is my mates wife who said.


to stop the ring sting ,peel a cucumber and stick it up your arse…Hahahha WTF

weiry said..

to stop the ring sting ,peel a cucumber and stick it up your arse…Hahahha WTF

Sounds almost plausible - why not give it a 'crack' and let us know if it works? Certainly it must be better than lime juice

try it ted,it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.
also try explaining to the wife when she comes home , why your laying on the lounge with a cucumber up your arse.