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Shooting the breeze.

Carantoc

7268 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7268 posts

2 Jul 2010 7:41pm

One of these days you're gonna wake up dead

CUSM

oliver

3952 posts

oliver

3952 posts

2 Jul 2010 8:18pm

Lucky for some .... Not for others

japie

NSW

7146 posts

japie

NSW, 7146 posts

2 Jul 2010 11:53pm

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

Tux

VIC, 3829 posts

3 Jul 2010 12:01pm

Never go full retard...

brad1

QLD

232 posts

brad1

QLD, 232 posts

3 Jul 2010 12:23pm

"Fighting for peace is like fkn for virginity".

A t-shirt I saw in Israel.

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

theDoctor

NSW, 5786 posts

3 Jul 2010 5:06pm

give a man a fish...
...feed him for a day.

teach a man to fish...
... then get him to give you fish.

Smedg

NSW

836 posts

Smedg

NSW, 836 posts

3 Jul 2010 9:05pm

give a fish a man and he'll eat for a year.

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

3 Jul 2010 7:29pm

Smedg said...

give a fish a man and he'll eat for a year.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

BadAltitude

33 posts

BadAltitude

33 posts

4 Jul 2010 1:39am

Lifes to short to drink s*** beer

Bad-altitude 1997

BadAltitude

33 posts

BadAltitude

33 posts

4 Jul 2010 1:40am

if it is to be it is up to me

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

4 Jul 2010 8:14pm

I like a woman with a bum you can park a bicycle in and rest a pint on.

-some Hugh Grant movie.

Skimnur

NSW

38 posts

Skimnur

NSW, 38 posts

5 Jul 2010 12:54am

Remember even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

upwind

QLD

166 posts

upwind

QLD, 166 posts

5 Jul 2010 9:12am

some days you're the dog..some days you're the hydrant

mattyjee

575 posts

mattyjee

WA, 575 posts

5 Jul 2010 7:40am

theDoctor said...

give a man a fish...
...feed him for a day.

teach a man to fish...
... then get him to give you fish.

Give a man a compilation disc and he'll be dancing for hours.
Teach a man to scratch and he'll be dancing for generations.
- Ali G.

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

5 Jul 2010 7:50am

Oh sh1t, this is gunna hurt.....Elmo....regularly

elmo

8890 posts

elmo

WA, 8890 posts

5 Jul 2010 7:54am

And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me?

The Sperm Whale, HHGTTG

Skid

QLD

1499 posts

Skid

QLD, 1499 posts

5 Jul 2010 1:08pm

Situation: Driving car while (now ex) wife was navigating.

Me: "can you see which road we need to turn onto"
Ex: "it's not this turn off, it's the next one"
(I drive past first turn off)
Ex: "what are you doing! you missed the turn off... (rant rant)"
Me: "you told me, it's not this turn off"
Ex: "no I didn't"
Me: "you said, not this one, the next one"

and the quote....

Ex: "but I wasn't talking to you, I was thinking aloud"

Perhaps it was one of those 'had to be there' moments?

sbray

350 posts

sbray

SA, 350 posts

5 Jul 2010 4:54pm

You can't buy experience......

It just costs you a lot

Fossil

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

5 Jul 2010 9:58pm

One for the home brewers;

The more you drink ,,,,

The more you save

Gorgo

VIC

5124 posts

Gorgo

VIC, 5124 posts

6 Jul 2010 10:25am

theDoctor said...

give a man a fish...
...feed him for a day.

teach a man to fish...
... then get him to give you fish.

... then sell him tens of thousands of dollars worth of fishing gear.

ka43

NSW

3101 posts

ka43

NSW, 3101 posts

6 Jul 2010 12:53pm

From father to teenage son:

"Your so good you could grease your arse and slip into the next world"

Me

cisco

QLD

12365 posts

cisco

QLD, 12365 posts

8 Jul 2010 11:38pm

You want the TRUTH??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

Colonel Jessop to Leuitenant Caffey, court room scene "A Few Good Men".

Cassa

1305 posts

Cassa

WA, 1305 posts

11 Jul 2010 10:49am

I am the greatest!!,
you all know who

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

11 Jul 2010 6:08pm

I think of her often
And hope whoever she's with
Is fully aware
Of how precious she is.

Bob Dylan. Ballad in Plain D

oliver

3952 posts

oliver

3952 posts

11 Jul 2010 4:48pm

There are two great moments in a man's life. One, when he buys his first yacht. Second, when he sells the thing!

I always thought Kerry Packer was a good source of quotes. I was looking for them today and in a google search on the subject found a page of some of them: www.afterquotes.com/great/people/kerry-packer/index.htm

There's even one of his that relates to what I was doing: "I agree completely with my son James when he says 'Internet is like electricity. The latter lights up everything, while the former lights up knowledge'."

oliver

3952 posts

oliver

3952 posts

11 Jul 2010 4:57pm

poor relative said...

Well I got a silver machine
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your Zodiac sign
It flies out of a dream
It's anti-septically clean
You're gonna know where I've been
In my silver machine

Hawkwind

Was that from the English space rock band of the same name? That's fricken deep!

colinwill78

VIC

1395 posts

colinwill78

VIC, 1395 posts

12 Jul 2010 12:04am

the finger of blame has turned upon itself
crowded house

BadAltitude

33 posts

BadAltitude

33 posts

12 Jul 2010 6:33am

Only morons need advice, only fools offer it.

shannon8888

NSW

517 posts

shannon8888

NSW, 517 posts

12 Jul 2010 10:26am

there is only 2 ways to upset me ; take money off me or push my old girl (mum) over . ........ me

Pittsy

251 posts

Pittsy

SA, 251 posts

12 Jul 2010 3:03pm

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone."

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