"God made the world to turn endlessly, with out bearing nor oil. Not so your Diesel" Quote from a Cummings engine manual that was built under licence in India.
"In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog-sqirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel!" - Mrs Herbert Garrison (south park).
Dilbert: Nature is so wonderful... they say we don't leave the planet to future generations, we borrow it from our children. Dog: It's even better than that. We don't have any children, so we're borrowing the planet from complete strangers! And there's no collateral. We can use up the planet, have great lives and leave an empty smoking shell to strangers. I tell you, people have completely overlooked the positive side of this environment situation.
you dont get that for a complete new roof, you dont live in the taj mahal do you!
No he lives in a self flushing sh!t shack in Wedge. It's the cost of 4WDing in all the materials that is costting big $$. Will be cheaper when the road goes thru.
Well I got a silver machine It flies sideways through time It's an electric line To your Zodiac sign It flies out of a dream It's anti-septically clean You're gonna know where I've been In my silver machine
