i just googled some alleged Kato quotes on line and found some interesting reading!!
Kato Quotes
ATTENTION speed sailors!
Kato- Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called Kato
kato- Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for dingo's... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say that his genitals are on upside down
, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- He appears to have started listening to Morse code. Very strange, or maybe it's him making that noise.
Kato [speaking in Morse code]: I LOVE THE PIT
kato- Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Western OZ, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... we know him only, as Kato.
Kato- Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch... all we know is, he's called Kato
Kato- Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight... all we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say that after making love, he bites the head off his partner. And that he's had to give up binge drinking now that it's gone to $1.50 a litre. All we know is, he's called Kato.
Kato- Some say his droppings have been found as far north as Melbourne. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is, he's called Kato!
Kato- Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs... all we know is, he's called Kato.
i have never met the man but he does sound interesting!
do i get a car now
mine is in the mail....
