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evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
6 Mar 2008 12:19am


Secretly he'd always longed for a cheap catamaran.
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:24pm
"Ok thats the waypoint set, now what is the next step with this thing." said the kitesurfer coming to grips with a gps pilot.

OR

"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
5 Mar 2008 10:56pm
It was too late by the time Frank realised the boat didnt have ABS fitted as standard
monster
monster
TAS
495 posts
TAS, 495 posts
6 Mar 2008 1:08am
trying to be a poley was harder than it looked
kiterdan
kiterdan
WA
680 posts
WA, 680 posts
6 Mar 2008 9:03am
Right, everyone, don't forget where we parked.

OR

'A little bit more, bit more....keep her coming....bit more...little to the left...*CRACK*...perfect.'
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
6 Mar 2008 12:37pm
Bob told his half-wit mates he always wanted a catamaran before handing over the keys.


MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
6 Mar 2008 3:20pm
[quote
"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"


"I said, Aim for the middle of the channel markers!"
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
6 Mar 2008 3:22pm
Shortly after Senator Graham's little "incident" Selective Availability was permanently disabled.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Mar 2008 2:51pm
mutter from below - "I'll never get out of here with this f^n ski on"
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
6 Mar 2008 3:56pm
Global warming meant the north pole now posed a serious hazard to shipping.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Mar 2008 5:51pm
Brendan was warned not to ignore the polls.
Now there were rumours of a split.
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
6 Mar 2008 5:53pm
When i said "hit that pole" I ment the uero kitesurfer over there....
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
6 Mar 2008 6:51pm





"Pole dancing - I'll show you f****n pole dancin you sleazy strip club attending mongrel" She was heard to mutter at she left the marina in Kevin's new power boat
novak
novak
WA
119 posts
WA, 119 posts
7 Mar 2008 7:25am
The French limo driver thought it might be safer on the water.
hooray
hooray
QLD
335 posts
QLD, 335 posts
7 Mar 2008 11:04am

"Here Freddy, I will pass you up your life jacket and your white cane" said his smart ar.. wife.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
7 Mar 2008 12:13pm
Jim's auto-pilot had been up drinking all night with the depth-sounder again.
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
7 Mar 2008 12:44pm
hooray said...


"Here Freddy, I will pass you up your life jacket and your white cane" said his smart ar.. wife.


Must've been his wife driving
kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
7 Mar 2008 2:52pm
George thought that he had organised things pretty well before he left his wife to move in with the bosses daughter at her penthouse. Unfortunately he had forgotten that his wife knew where he kept a spare set of keys for the boat.
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
10 Mar 2008 12:46am
'Channel marker! What channel marker?'
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
10 Mar 2008 11:13am
safely tied up for the night, the guys went below to finish the tequilla.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
10 Mar 2008 2:06pm
Richiefish said...

safely tied up for the night, the guys went below to finish the tequilla.


I think that belongs on the never ending story thread.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
10 Mar 2008 1:42pm
Tell the boat hire company I've left their boat moored on the number three marker.

(Btw, I love the name of the boat, 'Temporary Insanity.' Very appropriate! )
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
11 Mar 2008 12:17am
"Something has given me a splitting headache!"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
13 Mar 2008 10:44pm
"Hello coast guard, I think I've got water in my fuel" (bloody oil companies!)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
14 Mar 2008 11:21pm
I dont know when this caption competition is supposed to finish ??? Or how to judge a winner......Knotboard , arent you running this???? Richie only pawn in game of life...
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
15 Mar 2008 12:01am
honestly ossiffer, i thort it was a jet skiier,

ah, well that's ok then. don't worry about the breath test and drug test, just sign here and you're free to go
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:02am
Richiefish said...

I dont know when this caption competition is supposed to finish ??? Or how to judge a winner......Knotboard , arent you running this???? Richie only pawn in game of life...


It's you call richie, give the "golden windsurfer award" to the post with the most green thumbs and lets get on with the new game.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
17 Mar 2008 11:18am
The results are in folks AND THE WINNER IS............KNOT BOARD ! for his topical comments regarding global warming. Runner up is.....Knotboard for his pisstaking of our kite riding brothers. Special mention to Bender for daring to utter/type the words; "I know boats!!!".........yaaaaaaah, speech !!!
goon doggg
goon doggg
QLD
207 posts
QLD, 207 posts
19 Mar 2008 8:53pm
dont drive boats into stuff
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