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Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
1 Nov 2017 6:16pm


I Coulda..shoulda .. ,,but i was wasted ...what a night.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
1 Nov 2017 6:20pm
Loto pretends to be drunk to avoid the girls affections.....
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Nov 2017 10:02pm
Ooh girls, you can hear the people in the unit below having sex in their bathroom.
Cambodge
Cambodge
VIC
851 posts
VIC, 851 posts
1 Nov 2017 11:25pm
Rick couldn't get all four used condoms to flush down the loo no matter how much he tried.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Nov 2017 11:32pm
Nigel mistakenly thought some toilet humour would impress the girls!
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
1 Nov 2017 10:19pm
Not tonight girls, I'm feeling a little flushed.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
2 Nov 2017 3:24am
Naked girls make me feel sick ..
HotBodMon
HotBodMon
NSW
612 posts
NSW, 612 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:03am
Wind absence on Norfolk Island lends itself to native bird watching
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
2 Nov 2017 4:57am
Even without clothes, this proves that the chronic selfie duck pout will make anybody sick.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
2 Nov 2017 6:06am
HotBodMon said..
Wind absence on Norfolk Island lends itself to native bird watching


You could be on a winner there ..
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
2 Nov 2017 9:31am
That tragic moment (we've all been through it) when Hot Russian Brides.com stuffs your order, only sending 4 naked women....
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
2 Nov 2017 11:18am
Errr... WTF was my daughter doing in that bathtub

Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
2 Nov 2017 10:16am
What I worry is going to happen when my 14year old daughter asks "can I stay over at Beckys house?".
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
2 Nov 2017 6:21pm
Norfolk Island Porn Headquarters. Fail!!!!!!!!!
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
2 Nov 2017 5:10pm
Hey that's a bit rough ...we stole a boat over some wahine action ..
mutiny on the bounty man ..
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
2 Nov 2017 8:22pm
Dave's party trick of "speaking to god on the porcelain telephone" was wearing a bit thin with the ladies
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:44pm
Floor needs cleaning
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:45pm
Fish tank needs filling.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:46pm
Who has a fish tank that close to the toilet ?
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:49pm
Kiteboy dave is sad because his outfit didn't match.
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
3424 posts
QLD, 3424 posts
2 Nov 2017 7:53pm
Cottlesoe council separation rules at Dutchies made it hard for the only straight Kiter to join the party
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
2 Nov 2017 8:09pm
Because I have a Ninja Eagle eye , I've noticed the girl at the back is clothed and not in the spa but leaning over it from the outside. The part that confuses me is who owns the body part under her that is in the spa ?
Yeah ..... see.....aliens
Im going to bed now .........
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
2 Nov 2017 10:31pm
He had them at "Hello"....
- but lost them when he left the toilet seat up!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
3 Nov 2017 4:45pm
MikeyS said..
Errr... WTF was my daughter doing in that bathtub



Can I get her number?
Childsplay
Childsplay
NSW
74 posts
NSW, 74 posts
3 Nov 2017 8:25pm
Level 4 water restrictions have lead to dissapointment in the bath, fish tank and toilet.....damn that El Ni?o.......and no wind to boot!
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
QLD
3586 posts
QLD, 3586 posts
3 Nov 2017 8:16pm
If James is going to hog the toilet, I guess we're all going to have to pee in here
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
4 Nov 2017 8:03am
just before passing out, James had a sinking feeling that he'd mistakenly put the rohypnol in his own drink and the E in the girls' drinks...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Nov 2017 12:17pm
Hi girls. Anywhere I can put "this" ? thud......
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
4 Nov 2017 6:02pm
In an ironic twist both the SSM survey "yes" and "no" campaigns ran exactly the same ad on the final night.

Both seemed to have a point but nobody could see what it was.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
4 Nov 2017 7:11pm
Ding dong dell pussy's in the well
who pulled her out little johnny stout .

i told him to stick to orange juice but he wouldn't hear me out .
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
13 Nov 2017 8:03am
The girls started to get bored waiting for Tardy to wake up and tell them who had won
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