You know you are a die hard windsurfer when..

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FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
27 Sep 2011 12:35pm
... you stop watching the weather for Jane Bunn and Livinia Nixon and actually pay attention to the wind forecast !

...what about you... ?
raggy
raggy
VIC
564 posts
VIC, 564 posts
27 Sep 2011 2:42pm
you drive home and cant feel your toes in winter but who cares
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
27 Sep 2011 12:51pm
when you sail and ear the noise of breaking ice under your board ( was young and spring was long due) back in Europe!
K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
VIC, 1847 posts
27 Sep 2011 3:35pm
FiremanSam said...

... you stop watching the weather for Jane Bunn....


Whoa - Cans!!!!

Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
27 Sep 2011 1:45pm
HHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmm Angela Tsun
BIGKYM
BIGKYM
SA
127 posts
SA, 127 posts
27 Sep 2011 3:38pm
Sit in front of computer pressing refresh every ten minutes to see if the winds picked up........!!!
K Dog
K Dog
VIC
1847 posts
VIC, 1847 posts
27 Sep 2011 4:40pm
Does nigella lawson do the weather at all????



If not... she should...
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3413 posts
WA, 3413 posts
27 Sep 2011 10:37pm
You don't see your family all the way through summer coz the winds up every day.


Your boss calls you every afternoon of summer at about 3:30 to check you're still at work. [}:)]
Jeffrosail
Jeffrosail
QLD
169 posts
QLD, 169 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:44am
"You know you are a die hard windsurfer when.."

You know there is not enough wind, the forecast was for light wind, but you see the trees start to move and you go out anyways hoping it will come up!
FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
28 Sep 2011 8:39am
K.Dog... absolutely huh !!

If Bunn ever runs for PM she's got my vote ! And as for Nigella... well could you imagine a WS'ing program which ends with her nipping down to the kitchen for a little snack at the end... nirvana.
divaldo
divaldo
SA
2878 posts
SA, 2878 posts
28 Sep 2011 9:37am
- when you buy / source every album from every track on every windsurfing movie (lots of german trance and folk music in our collection)
- can recite both windsurfing movies word for word
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
28 Sep 2011 8:58am
Cars have pulled over on the side of the road cause it raining so hard you find yourself rigging up in a wetsuit to join the only 7 wind junkies who are dare go outside letalone in the water!.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
28 Sep 2011 10:25am
Let me count the ways...
1. Before you get out of bed in the morning you are listening for the sound of the wind.
2. First thing you do when you get up is look out the window to see how much the trees are moving.
3. Instead of reading the newspaper while you eat your breakfast you read the Seabreeze forecast, the Seabreeze forums and the GPSTC blogs.
4. You have 6 weather sites on your favourites list.
5. You can tell when the sea breeze is in without even thinking about it because of the subtle change in sound of the wind and the smell of the air
6. You consult the 7 day forecast before committing to social engagements.
7. You let your furniture fall apart and your wardrobe get outdated because you'd rather spend your money on windsurfing gear.
8. When most people are snuggling up in front of a warm fire you're getting ready to go for a sail.
9. You have so much cold weather gear it takes longer to dress up in it than to rig, but hey, it might not be windy again for a week.
10. You don't stop sailing until you're totally exhausted/ run out of wind/ run out of daylight.
11. You've had to build a windsurfing shed so your husband can get into the other one.
12. You don't have a full time job because it would interfere with windsurfing too much.
13. You're not embarrassed to admit to these things...
izaak
izaak
TAS
2013 posts
TAS, 2013 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:27pm
"You know you are a die hard windsurfer when.."

Your frothen over the epic conditions!!
FiremanSam
FiremanSam
VIC
148 posts
VIC, 148 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:00pm
@Windxtasy

CLASSIC !!

And the scary thing... I've only been hooked in this crazy sport for a short while... and I can relate to soooo many of those !

gregc
gregc
VIC
1299 posts
VIC, 1299 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:57pm
I had no idea who Angela Tsun was lol now I have goggled I am converted to channel 9 in WA lol
SWS
SWS
SA
196 posts
SWS SWS
SA, 196 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:28pm
"You know you are a die hard windsurfer when.."

You sink all your money into a new windsurfing shop knowing that it will not make money!
DaniS
DaniS
91 posts
91 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:11pm
"You know you are a die hard windsurfer when.."
When your wife stop saying not again....
JoLee
JoLee
QLD
294 posts
QLD, 294 posts
28 Sep 2011 2:49pm
Windxtasy said...

Let me count the ways...
1. Before you get out of bed in the morning you are listening for the sound of the wind.
2. First thing you do when you get up is look out the window to see how much the trees are moving.
3. Instead of reading the newspaper while you eat your breakfast you read the Seabreeze forecast, the Seabreeze forums and the GPSTC blogs.
4. You have 6 weather sites on your favourites list.
5. You can tell when the sea breeze is in without even thinking about it because of the subtle change in sound of the wind and the smell of the air
6. You consult the 7 day forecast before committing to social engagements.
7. You let your furniture fall apart and your wardrobe get outdated because you'd rather spend your money on windsurfing gear.
8. When most people are snuggling up in front of a warm fire you're getting ready to go for a sail.
9. You have so much cold weather gear it takes longer to dress up in it than to rig, but hey, it might not be windy again for a week.
10. You don't stop sailing until you're totally exhausted/ run out of wind/ run out of daylight.
11. You've had to build a windsurfing shed so your husband can get into the other one.
12. You don't have a full time job because it would interfere with windsurfing too much.
13. You're not embarrassed to admit to these things...



"You know you are a die hard winsurfer when...."
You can tick all the boxes above; then you have a nightmare of you breaking your acl knee ligament having a blast in Maui; being told you can't sail for 9 mnths after the OP and rehab; then realise it's not a dream but real:( Insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:52pm
gregc said...

I had no idea who Angela Tsun was lol now I have goggled I am converted to channel 9 in WA lol

Here she is! Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!



pepe47
pepe47
WA
1382 posts
WA, 1382 posts
28 Sep 2011 12:55pm
You feel like there's a death in the family when the graphs flatline
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:20pm
After not sailing for a week when the front doesn't quite play the game and the breeze finally comes in you come up with excuses like

It's to cold
I'm going to do the dishes and cook dinner for my wife
I'm working on a bost tonight (fair enough on that one)
I've just unpacked the car.
I refuse to answer my phone cause I've gone to bed for a nanna nap
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:22pm
gregc said...

I had no idea who Angela Tsun was lol now I have goggled I am converted to channel 9 in WA lol


I think he meant to say "Googled" but I'm sure goggled is equally appropriate.

I didn't know who she was either, and I watch channel 9 WA! I'm more interested in the forecast than the presenter.
stringer
stringer
WA
703 posts
WA, 703 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:33pm
you have a 7 seater car that only fits one person
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:36pm
stringer said...

you have a 7 seater car that only fits one person


Mine fits 3, but two of them are really squeezed up beside all the windsurfing gear...
stringer
stringer
WA
703 posts
WA, 703 posts
28 Sep 2011 1:45pm
... when you have an acronym for disclaiming absence at pre-arranged social events due to unforseen changes in the forecast.

e.g. slowboat's SPEW clause (Sandy Point Expecting Wind)
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
28 Sep 2011 3:56pm
Over the course of summer you get told by family that its about time you spend at least one day with them down the beach and you are NOT allowed to spend said time staring at the waves, the wind or tossing handfuls of sand in the air.
And dont be a cranky bum!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
WA, 3621 posts
28 Sep 2011 2:13pm
...whenever you are watching a movie and there is a scene with water in the background, you completely lose track of the plot as you determine whether it looks sailable.
AUS1111
AUS1111
WA
3621 posts
WA, 3621 posts
28 Sep 2011 2:16pm
...and while watching any movie with an outdoor scene, you have thought to yourself "hang on, it was windy a minute ago and now its not...what's going on there??"
stringer
stringer
WA
703 posts
WA, 703 posts
28 Sep 2011 2:21pm
... when you have your sail number as your number plate
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
28 Sep 2011 4:34pm
Windxtasy said...

Let me count the ways...
1. Before you get out of bed in the morning you are listening for the sound of the wind.
2. First thing you do when you get up is look out the window to see how much the trees are moving.
3. Instead of reading the newspaper while you eat your breakfast you read the Seabreeze forecast, the Seabreeze forums and the GPSTC blogs.
4. You have 6 weather sites on your favourites list.
5. You can tell when the sea breeze is in without even thinking about it because of the subtle change in sound of the wind and the smell of the air
6. You consult the 7 day forecast before committing to social engagements.
7. You let your furniture fall apart and your wardrobe get outdated because you'd rather spend your money on windsurfing gear.
8. When most people are snuggling up in front of a warm fire you're getting ready to go for a sail.
9. You have so much cold weather gear it takes longer to dress up in it than to rig, but hey, it might not be windy again for a week.
10. You don't stop sailing until you're totally exhausted/ run out of wind/ run out of daylight.
11. You've had to build a windsurfing shed so your husband can get into the other one.Mm hadn't thought of that one..He'd have to build it and I can't see that happening..
12. You don't have a full time job because it would interfere with windsurfing too much. You work your job around the wind forecast for the week..
13. You're not embarrassed to admit to these things...


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