On water etiquette (or lack of)

> 10 years ago
Reply
Register to post, see what you've read, and subscribe to topics.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
24 Dec 2006 9:41am
quote:
Originally posted by Pugwash

quote:
Originally posted by elmo

quote:
Originally posted by waveslave

quote:
Originally posted by blunt1

WTF! are you 2 idiots going on about????
Thats the problem with localism (inbreeding)your a minority isolated from the rest of the country and the world making up you own little rules for your own little breaks based on surfing rules, get with the times wake up! Your the ones creating hassles out there. The rest of the world goes by sailor heading out has right of way except for when they go to your little red neck towns and you 2 probably spit the dummy and chuck littles tantrums because in your two miniscule spots you don't abide by the rest of the worlds wave sailing rules. Yeah sure some dick


head can spoil your wave ride but generally I find most guys respect someone is on the way and try and avoid getting in there way
Do you have large signs in the rigging area to advise national and international travellers that you've changed the rules???

Our own windsurfing body WWA Staes the guy going out through the waves has right of way!

how about this:: Rule 3.9.1 from the 2006 PWA Rule book issue 1 Part 3 states
(a) In Surf, a competitor who is coming in shall keep clear of a
competitor who is going out.
or this!
Oregon Coast Wave Sailing Guide Right of way: Sailors going out from the beach have the right of way.
That said try not to mess up anyone's wave ride
just to claim the right of way. It is better to go out between the sets any way.
Or this !
Do's and don'ts while hangin on Maui
Keep in mind that there are local sailing rules you should find out about.
"Outbound" sailor has right of way in waves. First sailor on the wave owns that sucka.

Every where I look on the internet I get the same info I guess thats because it a standard for around the WORLD!

Hers an exerts from an article
Law of the Surf Forum
Head of the School of Law and Justice
Southern Cross University
Edited by Brian Fitzgerald & Geoffrey Clarke


"So what are the wavesailing rules? There are four of them:

Do not sail over the back of a wave on your way toward the
shore. This practice is said to be dangerous for two reasons:
you could land on top of someone riding the face of the
wave, or you could collide head-on with a jumper on his or
her way out. Notice that this primary rule parallels the "do
not-drop-in" rule of surfing.

Sailors going out have right of way over sailors coming in.
This is the most surprising rule because it is the opposite of
the norm observed by surfers. The usual explanation for this
rule is that sailors coming in have more manoeuvrability than
sailors going out.

The first sailor to jibe on a wave (i.e., the first sailor to turn
to come back in) has right of way over other potential riders.

Finally, as between two sailors who take a wave at the same
time, the one closest to the shoulder has right of way.
This set of customary norms seems to be widely accepted by
wavesailors throughout the world. For example, Olivier Matt, the 1997
Canadian wavesailing champion, has an article entitled, "Wave Sailing
101," in which he describes the code in more-or-less the same terms.
The website for Windsurfing in Western Australia contains a very
similar set of "wavesailing rules".
Almost all observers, however, recognise that these rules are not
always obeyed. They are tempered in practice with many exceptions
and limitations - some of which seem eminently sensible, others much
less so. The first of the limitations on the customary rules is the
general principle of courtesy. It is often said that, if the customary
norms give you "right of way" in a particular situation, but insisting
upon your rights under the circumstances would be rude or
inconsiderate, you have an obligation to give way. This principle is
most often invoked when an outgoing sailor (who, as I have indicated,
meets an incoming sailor who is enjoying a great
ride. It is fairly common in such situations for the outbound sailor to
alter course or even deliberately to fall in order not to block the path of
the incoming sailor. A second, related exception is that women more
often give way to men than vice versa - in part because they are more
likely to apply the courtesy principle. A third exception is that local
sailors sometimes think they have priority over visitors, even when the
four customary norms would indicate they are supposed to defer.
That, in short, is the extra-legal customary code of wave sailing.
Against that backdrop, what is the appropriate role for law? There are
good reasons to think that the answer is: nothing. Formal legal norms
and the associated enforcement apparatus should have no role in the
regulation of wavesailing. Why not? Most obviously, because there
already exists a functioning extra-legal code known to, and generally
observed by, wavesailors. Many sociologists and economists tell us
that informal customary norms of this sort are likely to be better - i.e.,
more economically efficient and more fair - than anything a legislature
or court could come up with. Bottom line: the law has no place here.
Unfortunately, there are two problems with that response. The first is
that not everyone abides by the code. Some people refuse to do so on
principle. For example, in Internet chat rooms where these issues are
debated (believe it or not), some wavesailors openly reject the basic
rule that people going out have right of way. Other people violate the
customary code, not because they are opposed to it in principle, but
because they are impatient or greedy or tired of beginners messing up
the waves. When people refuse or fail to obey the customary code, the
informal sanctions available on the beach are not very effective.
Fistfights are a poor, dangerous, and often unfair system for
penalising violators. Other social sanctions highlighted by sociologists
- criticism, ostracism, and so forth - do not seem to be working very
well either.
So incomplete observance, related to ineffective enforcement, is the
first reason why the customary code may not be altogether
satisfactory. The second reason is that, in practice, the customary code
is biased. It privileges locals over visitors and it privileges men over
women. It may be possible to defend the first of these biases (although
the argument in its favour is not obvious), but it is hard to imagine a
plausible defence of the second.
Those are the circumstances that create the possibility of legal
intervention. What would legal intervention look like? One possibility
is that a legislature or court could adopt a formal set of rules, backed
by a schedule of penalties, that paid no attention to the customary
code. For example, windsurfers could be declared to be "vessels",
fully subject to the international anti-collision rules and the associated
norms of Admiralty Law. George Greenough told me that Australian
Admiralty Courts actually took this position in a case in which a
windsurfer ran over a swimmer. Virtually
all sailors think that such a context-insensitive approach would be
disastrous.
Another possibility, suggested by Stanley Yeo at the beginning of this
forum, is that courts could apply to wavesailing collisions the standard
criteria of tort law, under which a sailor would be liable when his or
her failure to behave like a hypothetical "reasonable person" under
the circumstances caused injury to others. Although this suggestion is
perhaps more plausible than the first alternative, few observers regard
it as satisfactory.
The only way for enlisting the formal legal system that seems to merit
serious consideration would involve employing lawyers and courts to
reinforce, rather than displace, the customary norms. How might that
work? In extreme cases, criminal law could be brought to bear on
persons who violated the customary code. Recently, the Supreme
Court of Colorado upheld a manslaughter indictment against a skier
who went down a slope at a reckless speed, hit another skier, and killed
him. On rare occasions, criminal sanctions might be applied in an
analogous fashion to wavesailing accidents. A sailor who, in violation
of the customary norms, sailed over the back of a wave, collided with a
jumper and killed him could be prosecuted for some form of homicide
- perhaps manslaughter or even second-degree murder.
In more routine cases, tort law could be harnessed. Courts could find
sailors liable, not when they violated a general norm of "reasonable
care" (of the sort I just mentioned), but when they violated the
customary code and injuries resulted."

WAKE UP YOU 2 GET WITH THE TIMES CHANGE YOUR LOCAL RULES AND MOVE ON.
The same set of world wide rules lets everyone know what they should be doing anywhere and the we all get on just fine






Wrong.

Of course the waverider has priority over outbound riders.
Why ?
Allow me to extreme it....to explain it.

Let's say for instance;
I'm slotted deep in the pocket wavekiting a secret NW outback desert reef lefthander,
really having a big dig, you know.
Am I going to really care about anyone chugging out thru the ****n zone ?
Am I capable of actually doing anything to avoid chuggers ?
No,
cause I'm fully committed.

In the box seat.
On the rail.
There's no time for distractions.
Get it ?






quote:
Originally posted by Blunt1
WTF! are you 2 idiots going on about????
Thats the problem with localism (inbreeding)your a minority isolated from the rest of the country and the world making up you own little rules for your own little breaks based on surfing rules, get with the times wake up! Your the ones creating hassles out there. The rest of the world goes by sailor heading out has right of way except for when they go to your little red neck towns and you 2 probably spit the dummy and chuck littles tantrums because in your two miniscule spots you don't abide by the rest of the worlds wave sailing rules. Yeah sure some dick head can spoil your wave ride but generally I find most guys respect someone is on the way and try and avoid getting in there way
Do you have large signs in the rigging area to advise national and international travellers that you've changed the rules???

Our own windsurfing body WWA Staes the guy going out through the waves has right of way!

how about this:: Rule 3.9.1 from the 2006 PWA Rule book issue 1 Part 3 states
(a) In Surf, a competitor who is coming in shall keep clear of a
competitor who is going out.
or this!
Oregon Coast Wave Sailing Guide Right of way: Sailors going out from the beach have the right of way.
That said try not to mess up anyone's wave ride
just to claim the right of way. It is better to go out between the sets any way.
Or this !
Do's and don'ts while hangin on Maui
Keep in mind that there are local sailing rules you should find out about.
"Outbound" sailor has right of way in waves. First sailor on the wave owns that sucka.

Every where I look on the internet I get the same info I guess thats because it a standard for around the WORLD!

Hers an exerts from an article
Law of the Surf Forum
Head of the School of Law and Justice
Southern Cross University
Edited by Brian Fitzgerald & Geoffrey Clarke


"So what are the wavesailing rules? There are four of them:

Do not sail over the back of a wave on your way toward the
shore. This practice is said to be dangerous for two reasons:
you could land on top of someone riding the face of the
wave, or you could collide head-on with a jumper on his or
her way out. Notice that this primary rule parallels the "do
not-drop-in" rule of surfing.

Sailors going out have right of way over sailors coming in.
This is the most surprising rule because it is the opposite of
the norm observed by surfers. The usual explanation for this
rule is that sailors coming in have more manoeuvrability than
sailors going out.

The first sailor to jibe on a wave (i.e., the first sailor to turn
to come back in) has right of way over other potential riders.

Finally, as between two sailors who take a wave at the same
time, the one closest to the shoulder has right of way.
This set of customary norms seems to be widely accepted by
wavesailors throughout the world. For example, Olivier Matt, the 1997
Canadian wavesailing champion, has an article entitled, "Wave Sailing
101," in which he describes the code in more-or-less the same terms.
The website for Windsurfing in Western Australia contains a very
similar set of "wavesailing rules".
Almost all observers, however, recognise that these rules are not
always obeyed. They are tempered in practice with many exceptions
and limitations - some of which seem eminently sensible, others much
less so. The first of the limitations on the customary rules is the
general principle of courtesy. It is often said that, if the customary
norms give you "right of way" in a particular situation, but insisting
upon your rights under the circumstances would be rude or
inconsiderate, you have an obligation to give way. This principle is
most often invoked when an outgoing sailor (who, as I have indicated,
meets an incoming sailor who is enjoying a great
ride. It is fairly common in such situations for the outbound sailor to
alter course or even deliberately to fall in order not to block the path of
the incoming sailor. A second, related exception is that women more
often give way to men than vice versa - in part because they are more
likely to apply the courtesy principle. A third exception is that local
sailors sometimes think they have priority over visitors, even when the
four customary norms would indicate they are supposed to defer.
That, in short, is the extra-legal customary code of wave sailing.
Against that backdrop, what is the appropriate role for law? There are
good reasons to think that the answer is: nothing. Formal legal norms
and the associated enforcement apparatus should have no role in the
regulation of wavesailing. Why not? Most obviously, because there
already exists a functioning extra-legal code known to, and generally
observed by, wavesailors. Many sociologists and economists tell us
that informal customary norms of this sort are likely to be better - i.e.,
more economically efficient and more fair - than anything a legislature
or court could come up with. Bottom line: the law has no place here.
Unfortunately, there are two problems with that response. The first is
that not everyone abides by the code. Some people refuse to do so on
principle. For example, in Internet chat rooms where these issues are
debated (believe it or not), some wavesailors openly reject the basic
rule that people going out have right of way. Other people violate the
customary code, not because they are opposed to it in principle, but
because they are impatient or greedy or tired of beginners messing up
the waves. When people refuse or fail to obey the customary code, the
informal sanctions available on the beach are not very effective.
Fistfights are a poor, dangerous, and often unfair system for
penalising violators. Other social sanctions highlighted by sociologists
- criticism, ostracism, and so forth - do not seem to be working very
well either.
So incomplete observance, related to ineffective enforcement, is the
first reason why the customary code may not be altogether
satisfactory. The second reason is that, in practice, the customary code
is biased. It privileges locals over visitors and it privileges men over
women. It may be possible to defend the first of these biases (although
the argument in its favour is not obvious), but it is hard to imagine a
plausible defence of the second.
Those are the circumstances that create the possibility of legal
intervention. What would legal intervention look like? One possibility
is that a legislature or court could adopt a formal set of rules, backed
by a schedule of penalties, that paid no attention to the customary
code. For example, windsurfers could be declared to be "vessels",
fully subject to the international anti-collision rules and the associated
norms of Admiralty Law. George Greenough told me that Australian
Admiralty Courts actually took this position in a case in which a
windsurfer ran over a swimmer. Virtually
all sailors think that such a context-insensitive approach would be
disastrous.
Another possibility, suggested by Stanley Yeo at the beginning of this
forum, is that courts could apply to wavesailing collisions the standard
criteria of tort law, under which a sailor would be liable when his or
her failure to behave like a hypothetical "reasonable person" under
the circumstances caused injury to others. Although this suggestion is
perhaps more plausible than the first alternative, few observers regard
it as satisfactory.
The only way for enlisting the formal legal system that seems to merit
serious consideration would involve employing lawyers and courts to
reinforce, rather than displace, the customary norms. How might that
work? In extreme cases, criminal law could be brought to bear on
persons who violated the customary code. Recently, the Supreme
Court of Colorado upheld a manslaughter indictment against a skier
who went down a slope at a reckless speed, hit another skier, and killed
him. On rare occasions, criminal sanctions might be applied in an
analogous fashion to wavesailing accidents. A sailor who, in violation
of the customary norms, sailed over the back of a wave, collided with a
jumper and killed him could be prosecuted for some form of homicide
- perhaps manslaughter or even second-degree murder.
In more routine cases, tort law could be harnessed. Courts could find
sailors liable, not when they violated a general norm of "reasonable
care" (of the sort I just mentioned), but when they violated the
customary code and injuries resulted."

WAKE UP YOU 2 GET WITH THE TIMES CHANGE YOUR LOCAL RULES AND MOVE ON.
The same set of world wide rules lets everyone know what they should be doing anywhere and the we all get on just fine





quote:
Originally posted by decrepit

Thanks Mark.

Had a feeling it wasn't just here, but haven't had much support for this point of view before.

I find we just can't emphasize this point enough, so many people just post, "person going out has right of way".
Then dickheads looking for jumps think they are "within their rights" to stuff up your wave.

May be a difference between venues with DTL waves and closing out shore breaks???



quote:
Originally posted by Mark _australia

Decrep, it is not your local rules, that is the rule for every waveriding spot. The way I phrase it is: the guy going out has right of way UNLESS he is planing. That is, if he is schlogging he needs the freedom to cross the wave where he wants so as to not get hammered. In that case the guy on the wave lets the guy going out do what he needs to. If you are PLANING heading out you have no right to ever cut in front of a guy who is riding a wave.

The whole idea is to prevent people getting hammered when they could be enjoying waves instead of holding their breath under them. . The most annoying thing in the world is when you are making the drop down the face, you HAVE to go down the line right now or else it will close out on you.... and just as you start your bottom turn some d!ckwad euro tourist passes 10m downwind of you cos he has an optimal jump. As a result you take 5 big sets on the head and spend 30min swimming with a broken mast. All the other dude hd to do was look and see the guy on the wave was about to start his ride, and bear off 20deg to miss him.




quote:
Originally posted by da vecta


quote:Originally posted by chairman

Da Vecta
I admire your explosion grubbies
but prefer an upwind viewing platform



thanks chairman of the (star)board, your point is well taken. when doing silly tricks you have no rights at all. I was talking about just saling along getting onto the plane.



quote:
Originally posted by curac
next time you see the tool box who does that. just do a jump through there sail.


quote:
Originally posted by decrepit



quote:
I sailed down your way many times but I just keep clear.



Well that's the local attitude exactly, stay clear of the guy on the wave. (if you can)

quote:
Hows some one to know the difference between sizes. Some one may think its big and its only head high.

This just confuses things.



Agreed, it can be confusing, I don't think we call it "rules" and it's an understanding amongst the locals that's evolved over the years. It's fairly obvious to the guy on the wave if the person coming out needs to be given some room.

And the person inside is doing his best not to F**k up the wave for somebody coming down the line. It happens fairly naturally most of the time, as you come off the wave downwind and go back out around the break.

So the danger comes when a local is on a wave, sees somebody coming out, well powered up, with plenty of room downwind to get out. The guy on the wave will then take his eye off the person coming out and concentrate on the wave. That's when 2 people can be aiming at the same lip.
It's just the way we've evolved over the years, we put more emphasis on waveriding than jumping, (there's room to jump downwind of the break if that's what you want to do). So you do to your mates as you would be done by, stay clear of a wave ride.




quote:
Originally posted by Deano


What defines big ? (Don't be rude) Hows some one to know the difference between sizes. Some one may think its big and its only head high.

This just confuses things.
I sailed down your way many times but I just keep clear.

Deano




quote:
Originally posted by decrepit


quote:Originally posted by stehsegler

damo_cla,
if your are sailing out against waves you have the right of way...
(now this one should be a no brainer)



Sorry don't agree! And I've said this before. Depends where you are, and what the waves are like.
Here the etiquete is the guy riding the wave is given right of way, unless it's big and the person coming out needs to find the safest way thru the impact zone.

There's no reason somebody looking for the most vertical face for a jump has right of way over somebody going down the line looking for a lip to smack!

If you're sailing at a new spot, ask a local what the local etiquete is before assuming the person on the wave is going to abort a good ride so you can jump where you want.
chairman


Australia

11 Posts Posted - 21/12/2006 : 3:54 pm Da Vecta
I admire your explosion grubbies
but prefer an upwind viewing platform






quote:
Originally posted by da vecta

oh yeah, unless you are in an official race and then feel free to be as rude as you like.



quote:
Originally posted by da vecta

couldn't agree more!

guys, if you are fully planning on a big rig please sail underneath someone coming onto the plane or using a small rig.

this is basic manners



quote:
Originally posted by Revhead


Yeah agreed. I cant stand the tools that sail upwind of you regardless of tack or reason. Meaningless little "victories" (as they see them) are for meaningless little minds.



quote:
Originally posted by damo_cal

Thanks for the replies, i was just venting some frustration. I feel much better now. Cheers



quote:
Originally posted by Zed


Well usually when you are sailing back in you're trying to get upwind as much as possible esp. at places like Scarborough - I always end downwind there for some reason. So when sailing in I think that person should have priority over the person sailing out, but I guess I'm biased cos I'm ** at sailing upwind.



quote:
Originally posted by stehsegler


can I ad another one?

if you are about to jibe LOOK BEHIND YOU FIRST!!!

can't believe how many people turn without looking... but I guess that's pretty much the same on our roads.



quote:
Originally posted by Combs

The rules are reasonably simple and common sense should also apply. A lot is made of this heading out through the waves has right of way over those comming in rule. A lot of us sail on flat water though, but common courtesy should still apply; such as:

Someone on the plane (usually approaching the shore or sand bar), should give way to someone who has previously taken off but is not on the plane yet. The slogger really cannot do a lot if the conditions are marginal.

Someone beach starting should give way to others approaching. For instance, you see a lot of occassions where someone is going to gybe along the shore and someone beach starts right in their track. The beach start could have been delayed by a few seconds.


One of the biggest things I consider is that those who are starting out in the sport do not have the same ability to control their gear and are too busy trying to stay upright to really look around. Wider vision and awareness only comes with experience. So I give them a wide berth.

All in all though, most people are usually considerate and positive in their actions. Those that aren't range from the people who have been windsurfing since year dot, through to those on their first time out.



quote:
Originally posted by stehsegler


damo_cla,

I think the main problem is that people simple don't know the most basic water rules...

Here some easy ones to remember:
if your right hand is your mast hand you have the right of way (something along the lines of starboard or porttack - but the think with hand seems to be easier to remember)

if your are sailing out against waves you have the right of way...
(now this one should be a no brainer)

if everything else fails common sense should prevail (although that seems to be lacking with a lot of people)



quote:
Originally posted by WINDY MILLER

what about the #### head, who did this to me while he was on port tack, then to proove how cool he was; do a chop hop just before we passed, spin out, then slide into me and crash.....

i used to get pissed with these monkeys but now just give em a wide berth and bear off.................... the only problem is if u meet a like minded person who bears off aswell and u end up on a bearing off/heading up weaving kamikaze collision course



Originally posted by Kremlin

Comrade Damo
You must be of shouting at these people and telling them not for doing this. Not angry words for starting... just let them know this is bad behaviour and then go from there.
This guy who cut front of you on every tack... he was weraing red gath helmet and sailing at Lancelin yar ?
Most people are of being ignorant... once you explain they are doinmg something that is frustrating to others and dangerous MOST will usually stopping of the action.
These ones who don't... you need to be speaking with them with different tone and maybe with big stick
Talking first, then explaining and then you will see what you see
Peace to all EXCEPT that tool with Red Gath helmet !




Twas the night before the night before Christmas and all through the neighborhoods you can hear the families arguing in preparation for the Christmas lunch's.

2 points which should be noted here which every one has conveniently ignored:
  • We have no Swell, the Mandurah estuary has m ore waves than the Ocean
  • We have Bugga all wind
  • I'm stuck on attempting to go fast in a straight line till I can safely venture back in the waves, So I don't give a Rats hairy freckle about your problems
  • I think I may have created the biggest quotation ever (untill someone copies this)
  • I can't count



So merry Christmas all

Hopefully Huey delivers some wind and some waves.

and remember if someone gets in your face, hurl a mouthfull off abuse at them, pick a fight and point to the shore.

when they start going in gybe around go out and catch another wave

Alby




ELMO DRUNK? BAD ELMO

Merry Christmas Elmo and all.

Pugs

ps: spread some love... I'll start: I like being snaked, it provides enjoyment for the under privelidged




Pugsy,

Elmo not Drunk, Elmo wired on cold and flu tablets.

What do you give Elmo for Christmas after giving him a mast in the face, A fur coated cold which produces a litre on snot per hour.


Comrade Kremmi

Going back to your original post abaout your mate with the RED craypot float on his head (not as stylish as my silver craypot).

Rather than get angry at comrade Craypot meet him on shore with homeland Wodka.

3 bottle's later, Comrade Craypot is sitting on floor thinking that The Kremlin is a Mad Russian but he's alright, he's also thinking of taking a dump in his wetsuit is going to be easier than trying to stand and get out of his Wetsuit.

Meenwhile comrade Kremlin feeling fully refreshed after some mothers milk, proceeds to got out an carry on pulling Triple forwards, looking for his next friend.



Hey Santa, Wheres me FLICKIN Bike


Alby
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
24 Dec 2006 11:13am
tickle me elmo maybe for xmas?
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
24 Dec 2006 11:39am
quote:

Elmo not Drunk, Elmo wired on cold and flu tablets.

What do you give Elmo for Christmas after giving him a mast in the face, A fur coated cold which produces a litre on snot per hour.



Oh NO...

Dr Pugs suggests take 2 x Kremmi salted fish and 12 x Kremmi homemade Wodka/hour - YAR...

Then the litre/hour snot problem will be the least of your troubles

Caution: This remedy may result in a lingering dodgey accent
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
24 Dec 2006 11:52am
quote:
Originally posted by Pugwash

quote:

Elmo not Drunk, Elmo wired on cold and flu tablets.

What do you give Elmo for Christmas after giving him a mast in the face, A fur coated cold which produces a litre on snot per hour.



Oh NO...

Dr Pugs suggests take 2 x Kremmi salted fish and 12 x Kremmi homemade Wodka/hour - YAR...

Then the litre/hour snot problem will be the least of your troubles

Caution: This remedy may result in a lingering dodgey accent






OOOO YAAAAARRRRR
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
418 posts
24 Dec 2006 5:05pm
Comrade Elmo
where for you live ?
I send some salted fish and vodka for curing of this cold.
If vodka is still remaining after cold is gone he is very good for removing paint from walls, stains from concrete and of course calcium from arteries
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
24 Dec 2006 7:49pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kremlin

I very much looking forward for sharring of next wave with wavesnake (waveslave)
IN fact as a goodwill of all for christmas and all of 2007 I say anyone who see wavesnake on a wave should go and share with him ESPECIALLY if he is already on wave first !
He doing of this thing for many years so now maybe we make a big collective effort to return the love.
If you hear him shout and swear, not for worry... this is what Wavesnake do all the time... is normall for him for sure yar, so just keep going and remember to give him big hello.

Merry christmas waveslave... this I make my present for you.
I start national campaign for sharing of every wave for everyone with the waveslave
Peace to all (especially angry little self medicating men)



Komrade Dick,
My present to you fatman is a string necklace when we share this wave that you keep promising.
Don't wear it too tight, fake dude.
hahahahaaaaa
Donk
Donk
NSW
390 posts
NSW, 390 posts
24 Dec 2006 10:09pm
Gee Kremlin u must have had some christmas cheer lately.
Last time i saw u, you were built like a brick **house.
The mother land over winter must of been cold
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
24 Dec 2006 8:59pm
quote:
Originally posted by blunt1

WTF! are you 2 idiots going on about????
Thats the problem with localism (inbreeding)your a minority isolated from the rest of the country and the world making up you own little rules for your own little breaks based on surfing rules, get with the times wake up! Your the ones creating hassles out there. The rest of the world goes by sailor heading out has right of way except for when they go to your little red neck towns and you 2 probably spit the dummy and chuck littles tantrums because in your two miniscule spots you don't abide by the rest of the worlds wave sailing rules.




So Mr Blunt where do you wavesail??????

Think you'll find most WA down the line spots, think the way we do.

Ask a Margarets local, (any Margarets locals here, what are your views??)
What's the size of our towns got to do with anything?

Heard the old expression, "locals rule"!!!

When you go to America/Europe do you drive on the left side of the road????

We've been sailing this break like this for almost 1/4 century, we weren't consulted about what the rules should be!
We didn't ask any body else to come and sail here!

It's just common curtesy, to do in Rome what Romans do.
Just because somethings writen in some book somewhere, doesn't mean it has any relationship to what's actually happening.
Look around you and find out.
Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
418 posts
24 Dec 2006 9:29pm
Comrade Donk
I still built same way. I looking very much forward to sharing of wave with wavesnake when I return to west aus in coming weeks.
I been watching him closley... I very much looking forward to sharing baltic cheer with him !
He talk very big but he walk very small. Too much self medication make him forget himself and his place very ofetn for sure yar !
He has big list of people wanting to share Baltic cheer or Australian equivilant with him... I look forward to this very muchly.
A very big merry of the christmas to you, your better half and the little bloke. How long till he start sailing with us ?
Much wind up this way at present... plenty of sailing for me so I be in form when I chase down the angry little ant going by this name of wavesnake/waveslave.
He very much liking of abusing people, I very much looking forward for the crossing of the paths again with him.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
24 Dec 2006 11:07pm
Kremlin brother, please let me know when you will be doing this as I want to watch
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
25 Dec 2006 12:27am
umm merry christmas humbugs.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
25 Dec 2006 12:06am
quote:
Originally posted by Greenroom

Kremlin brother, please let me know when you will be doing this as I want to watch



May be a good time for that barbie.

What do Russians put on a barbie??? (not a trick question)
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Dec 2006 12:08am
A bit of Christmas cheer from The Pogues to remind us of what christmas is all about.



Fairy Tale Of New York

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy ******
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
25 Dec 2006 12:13am
Elmo and Decrepit, get t sleep ya ol pair a bastards, Santa wont show til you do.
Have a good'n

Mineral
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
25 Dec 2006 12:48am
quote:
What do Russians put on a barbie??? (not a trick question)

afghanies?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Dec 2006 9:17am
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven wrestlin tickets, tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve-pack of Bud, eleven wrestlin tickets, tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT.

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Dec 2006 9:18am
(I'm Gettin') Nuttin' for Christmas
Ricky Zahnd & The Blue Jeaners
Music and Lyrics by both Sid Tepper and Roy C Bennet

I broke my bat on Johnnys head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sisters bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I Spilled some ink on Mommys rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me. Oh,

(Chorus)
Im gettin?nuttin?for Christmas;
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
Im gettin?nuttin?for Christmas,
Cause I aint been nuttin?but bad.

I put a tack in my teachers chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susies hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommys plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants;
Somebody snitched on me.
(Chorus)

I wont be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He wont come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year Ill be going straight;
Next year Ill be good, just wait;
Id start now but its too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
(Chorus)

So better be good whatever you do,
Cause if youre bad, Im warning you,
Youll get nuttin?for Christmas.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Dec 2006 9:20am
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife's husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
D
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
25 Dec 2006 9:38am
Mom made beans for dinner

you know i ate em all

said come get your coat on

goin to the mall gona visit santa

and sit apon his knee

but all that I could think about

was how not to cut the cheese

waiting there for santa

thought that id explode

the gas bubble grew bigger

with every ho ho ho

try my best to hide that I was doing swell

but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !



~chorus~

I farted on santas lap

now Christmas is gonna stink for me

I farted on santas lap

now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree



I asked him for a baseball

I asked him for a bat

I asked him for some ice skates

but I'll get none of that

I asked him for a lot of things

I'll have to do with out

when i sat down on santas lap

I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out

of my bed with out a sound

went down to the living room to take a look around

and then I saw santanext to the Christmas tree

his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me

put them in a pile got up to turn around

then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most

so I'll always charish that speacial moment when

I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then

~chorus~
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
25 Dec 2006 9:10pm
Still getting over being called a red neck, so I've done a bit of my own googling, and you can almost pick any rule you want and get support for it somewhere. To prove the point here's a Ho'okipa local's idea of what happens there.

quote:

Some general observances from this thread:
1. Jumpers at Ho'okipa never have the right of way over someone on a wave....
well, unless you're Josh Angulo. Then just give him the jump and you'll learn a
thing or two.
2. Underpowered sailors heading out through the break "should" be given plenty
of room by those riding waves. This little gem seems to only be adhered to on
bigger days when injury can become severe.



And here's some more from further down the thread, notice the bit about local habits.

quote:

If you don't know what's behind the wave then don't jump it. Regardless wether going in or out. And while surfer's paddling out or sitting in the line up may annoy you, they have the same right as you to be there and do have right of way for being less manouverable (for the most part, i doubt many surfers would force their right of way while riding a wave against a seriouisely underpowered sailor slogging out into the impact).
Also: Don't forget that it's much harder to catch a wave and take off
with a surfboard than with a sailboard -- tends to piss of surfers as
well.
Try to be considerate and don't drop into waves which a surfer is about to paddle.

Generally you shouldn't have much of a problem when being considerate
and giving room to the less manouverable while also trying not to destroy anyones waveride and, if applicaple, know and respect local habits. And: keep cool.
The guy dropping in at "your" wave may not have seen you or maybe
thought it was enough room for both of you. Keeping good karma then goes a long way over shouting and flying fists.

Wolfgang



And yet more.

quote:

There we are: some of us sincerely believing that wave riders have the right
of way, and others believing that the outbound sailors have the right of way..

I think that a wave rider should have right of way, and that the outbound
sailor should yield. The wave rider is commited to a specific wave whereas an
outbound sailor can grab any incoming wave to either jibe or jump Besides, an
outbound sailor is already mentally prepared to have to wait or stall out; an
inbound waverider is just one more obsticle for him. How much trouble can it be
for the outbound sailor to stall out and wait a second or two?

hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
25 Dec 2006 10:58pm
I'm with you Decrep, You are one of the world's true gentlemen, this man who call you a redneck, I think he's taking license to use the anonymity of the internet to courageously (cough) attack you, takes so much guts that does,....... I would defened you any day against the likes of him..........

This blunt1 reminds me of Eyespy, who was getting on here mouthing off, attacking people, until I found him out and started to out him around the place, he went very quiet after that.......
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Dec 2006 12:16am
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
25 Dec 2006 11:23pm
Thanks hardie,
I've seen people on here attacked more violently, guess I'm just not used to it.

The thing is in a way he's right, there's a definite support for person going out has right of way, and in some locations I'm sure it's appropriate, otherwise it wouldn't have gained such large acceptance.

But people have got to realise, that there is no worldwide authority, with any legitimate right or ability to set "rules" for wave riding universally.
Etiquette seems to have evolved slightly differently at each location.
So people need to be aware of this.
I'm not trying to "make up" different rules for here, they were like this before I arrived!
I have no right or ability to be able to change it either, how on earth would you even start???

Sorry I'm still ranting, just got to get it out of my system!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
26 Dec 2006 1:42am
elmo, pogues lyrics are timeless.

Kremlin
Kremlin
418 posts
418 posts
26 Dec 2006 12:08pm
Comrade Decrepit
I am thinking it is surely a case of watch, learn and of course be of asking others when you venture out for a sail at a new spot.
Problems seem to be arising when pepole make assumption that 'their way' or the 'normal way' is being of the correct way EVERYWHERE. OR they simply thinking of themselves as the only people out there... this is being big lack of consideration - how your behaviour is affecting of those around you.
The best thing for to be doing is for asking and talking to those that are sailing/kiting/surfing. Many times this can evolve into a friendship with those who share common interest (this interest is being of sailing when wind and waves are on yar !)
Sometimes this may lead to being offered a cold beer or vodka and salted fish for enjoyment after the session.

As for personal attack, try not be taking of this too personally. There are many serial slingers out on forum just of waiting for chance for jumping on. There are also many who's agressive nature and complete lack of consideration spread across into forum. Many times this is result of lack of talent/control in chosen sport which is making of big frustration for them. - I think we know who I speak of here.... one particular angry little man with big ears and lack of control (both on and off of the water for certain yar)
These people need being given chance for explanation... but when it continues and becomes chronic and of serial repeat offending - then special actions must be of needing for to be taking. This normally happen via group at local spot when as collective they be asking and then of telling the serial offender to be pulling of the head and ears in.
They act as collective not for showing of strength but because behaviour has affected large amount of people... large amount of people equal group yar ?
This is not good that one individual with comeplete lack of regard and with no consideration of others can be making of big unhappiness for many. History show us that individuals will continue to acting of this behaviour as long as they are being allowed to be getting of away with it. Often they be using agression and anger as means of intimidation to allow there unacceptable way of behaviour.Eventually people be of saying enough is enough and consideration must be of taking.
This is natural order of things for certain.
Like share of bottle of vodka. If someone be taking more of vodka then others evetually vodka all gone and no one happy.
Those who have less vodka not happy because vodka gone, they are not of being drunk and not have their share.
One who has taken more vodka not happy because vodka have gone he is of drunk and find himselfs facing angry group ready and for willing unleash Baltic charm. This Russian way... but this also most way for sure yar ?
Watch, learn and be of asking - not just be thinking you know of everything
blunt1
blunt1
WA
15 posts
WA, 15 posts
26 Dec 2006 3:34pm
Geraldton ! which is a large town It's not a personal attack just expressing my opinion, I get frustrated when I see stuff like what you put down on the forums.
blunt1
blunt1
WA
15 posts
WA, 15 posts
26 Dec 2006 5:11pm
Yeah alright I apologise for calling you 2 idiots and yeah I see your point that you can get other opinions off the internet . But Decrepit you were quite insulting initially calling people dickheads when they are looking for a wave to jump. In surfing paddling out gives way cause the aim is to surf the wave but windsurfing has the added fun of jumping on the way out some guys want to jump as much as wave ride. Your basing your rule from your view that riding is better or it’s based on your surfing background. and then mark insults the euros, they are just following what they believe is right and who has right of way.
Theres not a limited supply of waves u know, they keep getting generated by the wind and more keep coming. I put my opinion up because you seem to be advising others based on your personals views and you even say in the past you haven’t had much support maybe that’s because the majority disagree with you. If your gonna give opinionated expert views then expect to cop some flak from others that disagree.
As for driving on what side of the road if I went overseas they all drive on the right side theres not a little group in that country that drive on the left side.
We need one national wavesailing rule and not everyone is going to like it. Aint nothing wrong with rednecks!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
26 Dec 2006 6:24pm
Haven't been here for a few days and was about to let rip at ya blunt. Apology for language accepted so I'll be nice.
Now I wasn't having a crack at all Euro's of course. What does annoy me though is most of them (who come to WA) are travelers and are used to the variation in rules. Furthermore many of them have just done Ho'okipa where the rules are identical to where I sail. And then many of them ignore the rules (and don't ask when they get here)!! I would not dream of travelling overseas and on my first day at a spot cutting people off to get a jump or dropping in on a wave. Yes I've had to apologise to people when I've done it by accident, but when you see a great many people break every rule in the book in their first 5 or 6 runs at a new / foreign location then you have to wonder....

I still disagree with much of your post. YES you can find something on the 'net to prove just about anything you want.... BUT I have seen the following rule in a few magazines and on two WS instructional videos (one 1996, one 2004). It is very simple: "Rider on the wave must give way to the guy going out (so as to avoid the poor groveller getting smashed). BUT that does not give you the right to stuff up some persons wave ride just because you have an optimum jump"

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
26 Dec 2006 8:02pm
Sorry to hear about your accident Mark, Bummer!!!

I'd just like to reiterate to Mr Blunt, that I'm not trying to make up any new/different rules, I was just trying to make the point that different etiquetes have evolved at different locations, therefor when at a new spot, don't assume they behave like you do.

The reason I used the word dickhead, was because that's the way I think about the person who just missed me a few months ago.

And if you really come from Gero, what about the rules posted at Corro, I'm sure that said waveriders have right of way over jumpers, and that's much more a jumping wave than DTL.

What authority is going to make universal wave rules, that everybody is going to respect?????
Can't see it happening!

Most places have jumping possibilities without going out thru the DTL area, I've got no quarrel with jumpers getting preference, where the wave doesn't peel off.
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
27 Dec 2006 12:13am
Is'nt our sport called wind"SURFING"? I dont recall it being called wind"JUMPING"? Those into jumping can go find a bump and jump location. My roots are surfing and I know the rules of surfing. I personally think that they are the same as windsurfing. When heading out through the break I keep away from those riding waves wether Im planning or slogging out. Those riding the wave also take in consideration that there will be 'surfers' on the inside. If Im riding a wave and I see that someone is slogging out and will be passing over the wave at a certain point I avoid that part of the wave and count my loses. Its no ones fault. No need to get angry about it. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time!? Same with surfing... if someone has just wiped out on the wave infront of you and they are just surfacing and climbing on their board they may be in your way of bottom turning or hitting a section of the lip... WHO CARES!? SO BE IT! No ones fault... He didnt do it on purpose!? Am I right in saying this? This is how I feel and Im sure its the same as ALL WINDSURFERS FEEL?
Tell me... Which windsurfing spot do those waveriding give way to those planning through the break looking for a jump? What the hell would be the point in going out there to waveride???
Please Register, or first...
Topics Subscribe Reply

Return To Classic site 😭
Or... let us know if a problem, so we can tweak! 😅