Caption competition 158. Farts are funny.

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echunda
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16 Nov 2010 2:49pm
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Mick didn't realise what the effect of eating the hottest chilli would be to his digestive system.
echunda
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16 Nov 2010 2:57pm
echunda said...

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Mick, me mate the master farter
gazza
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16 Nov 2010 1:16pm
Do you think this hat makes me look a little gay?
elmo
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16 Nov 2010 4:32pm
gazza said...

Do you think this hat makes me look a little gay?


No, but blowing that much cum out of your freckle does
Bender
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16 Nov 2010 4:53pm
Richiefish said...







This is touching cloth.......
echunda
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16 Nov 2010 8:57pm
elmo said...

gazza said...

Do you think this hat makes me look a little gay?


No, but blowing that much cum out of your freckle does


Bwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mark _australia
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16 Nov 2010 6:20pm
Billy Ray was pretty safe in the showers when he did his stint in prison....
greenleader
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16 Nov 2010 10:19pm
in breaking news

all the judges in australias got talent perth auditions were incinerated.


Bondalucci
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17 Nov 2010 12:12am
The crowd had packed in 'cos word had got around that the legendary "Zarsoff Brothers" were in town....


.....here's Bernie doing his thing,



.... but no one was going home just yet!!

.....the one the crowd were really keen to see was

.... Rudi !!


Mark _australia
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16 Nov 2010 9:33pm
elmo said...

gazza said...

Do you think this hat makes me look a little gay?


No, but blowing that much cum out of your freckle does


So are you saying that blowing out just a little bit is not gay?
desertyank
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17 Nov 2010 10:33pm
No, You misunderstood; I said "I'm going to fire Your @ss!!!!!"
elmo
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18 Nov 2010 12:00am
Now how the hell are we going to apply a carbon tax here?
Waterloo
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18 Nov 2010 9:37am
...

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his arse up here alone

...

And I think it's gonna be sore a long long time...
NotWal
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18 Nov 2010 9:55pm
Trent's demonstration does not go unnoticed by the head hunters at Airbus.
NotWal
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18 Nov 2010 10:19pm



Cracker night - not what it used to be.
NotWal
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18 Nov 2010 10:22pm



Leroy's record attempt at the long jump was discounted when the judges spotted his clever ruse.
Bondalucci
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18 Nov 2010 11:59pm
It's a little known fact that Hannibal the Cannibal didn't always eat his victims cold.....

......sometimes he'd switch to his alter ego and fry them up a bit first.....



....Meet Hannibal the Flammable




NotWal
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19 Nov 2010 6:52pm



Performance art at its finest - Tole Shartfarter - "Confessions of an Arse-onist"
sideskirt
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19 Nov 2010 5:04pm
Do you think he lites the torches for street artists?
jermaldan
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19 Nov 2010 8:32pm
The London Olympics torch lighting ceremony was unique to say the least.
lotofwind
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19 Nov 2010 10:36pm
" I told you not to pull my finger"
lotofwind
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19 Nov 2010 10:50pm




SEABREEZE BREAKING NEWS.

"The seabreeze community was in shock today when king of the point finally posted a picture of one of his beloved Fire Breathing Dragons,,,it was not what we all had expected..."

Richiefish
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20 Nov 2010 8:44am
lotofwind said...

" I told you not to pull my finger"


now pull the other one

AusMoz
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20 Nov 2010 9:18pm
He's a good bloke! - I think the light shines from his ass!
AusMoz
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20 Nov 2010 9:26pm
Bruce was demonstrating how he kept powered up doing his lay down gybes!
Bondalucci
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21 Nov 2010 1:10am



-He's an arsonist.

Mark _australia
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20 Nov 2010 10:14pm
Sorry Bondy, NotWal beat u to it "arse-onist"
Bondalucci
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21 Nov 2010 11:56am
Mark _australia said...

Sorry Bondy, NotWal beat u to it "arse-onist"


Woops, sorry Notwal.
Guess I should read over everything before I think I've come up with a good one.

Richiefish
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22 Nov 2010 12:04pm
And the winner is.........Nebbian ! for his depiction of what could happen if you did use a bit more choke and got it started !!!!
Also a silver star on the forehead for Haircuts lovely artwork .

over to you Nebbian.
nebbian
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22 Nov 2010 12:38pm
Hey wow!

Cheers for that, will post an image tonight.

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