Caption competition 158. Farts are funny.

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Richiefish
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15 Nov 2010 10:08am
boost !


sailpilot
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15 Nov 2010 10:26am
Damn vindaloo curry's got me again
elmo
elmo
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15 Nov 2010 8:27am
You keep the bottled up for too long and there's going to be hell to pay
elmo
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15 Nov 2010 8:28am
The shart gave a much better burn
nebbian
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15 Nov 2010 8:42am
Terry, sick of his mates derision, 'gave it a bit more choke' this time and actually started.
jermaldan
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15 Nov 2010 11:44am
coffee and onions don't mix.
Bender
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15 Nov 2010 8:51am
This is what happens when you sit in a car with Snides for 40hrs......on the way to Sandy Point
elmo
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15 Nov 2010 9:02am
Bender said...

This is what happens when you sit in a car with Snides for 40hrs......on the way to Sandy Point


What, you bendover and assume the position?
K Dog
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15 Nov 2010 12:25pm
Richiefish said...

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And so Terrence, tricked by his mates, not understanding where to put the Epikack for this dare, waited around for the vomit to come so he could win his $100. Little did he know what surprise awaited him...........
Waterloo
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15 Nov 2010 11:25am



...at last, the secret to going directly downwind faster than the wind revealed...



sausage
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15 Nov 2010 12:34pm
Little did Daryl realise that his newly installed Rolls Royce engine had an inherent maximum rear thrust issue. Landing safely after dumping excess fuel, he was thankfull that his undercarriage only suffered minor damage. Rolls Royce refused to comment although put out a product recall on all their A380 RR Arsterburner engines.
theDoctor
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15 Nov 2010 1:39pm


Redneck Yoga



"the downward dog with afterburn"
jermaldan
jermaldan
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15 Nov 2010 2:02pm
Hemorrhoids Burning?

New formula Ansol will relieve even the most extreme burning sensation in your pants!
Waterloo
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15 Nov 2010 1:13pm


The human equivalent to the F1-11 phenomenon "Dump and Burn" required a high-fibre diet...
KenHo
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15 Nov 2010 3:27pm
"Whaaat ???"
Richiefish
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15 Nov 2010 2:59pm
Jethro had forgotten to put his roller skates on.....
anjroo
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15 Nov 2010 2:27pm
On the first day God created the heavens and the earth (from his ass, in the dark)
Little Jon
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15 Nov 2010 11:09pm
Richiefish said...

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Brett's friends filled his buttplug withrocket fuel
sideskirt
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15 Nov 2010 8:19pm
"I will prove once and for all, that Superman didn't use any of them fancy super powers to fly. All he needed were some god damn chilli beans. Just watch and learn ya'll!"
Haircut
Haircut
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15 Nov 2010 10:34pm
jim bob, the 2010 summernats king, discovers a way to be competitive at the world sailing speed comp in luderitz, while wearing only safetyboots



Mark _australia
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15 Nov 2010 8:35pm
The Federal Opposition's way of getting rid of greenhouse gases was way more fun than Penny Wong's ETS.
Redneck Ray got right into it, but they just couldn't make the cows do it

P.C_simpson
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15 Nov 2010 9:08pm
My Missus hates it when i fart in bed...
Mark _australia
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15 Nov 2010 9:37pm
Mobydisc displays the method he uses to keep the blokes away at the Pt Water toiletblock
elmo
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15 Nov 2010 11:21pm
Levi Strauss advance testing facility
JJay
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16 Nov 2010 3:55am



Well don't just stand there watching,,,,, will someone PUT ME OUT,,,, please
JJay
JJay
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16 Nov 2010 3:57am



Look,,,,,, no hands!
JJay
JJay
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16 Nov 2010 3:58am


I think i may have sh!+ myself
Richiefish
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16 Nov 2010 8:36am
The source of chemtrails ???
frant
frant
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16 Nov 2010 10:13am
Damn! I singed the hair on my arse.
elmo
elmo
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16 Nov 2010 9:54am
Ok, who swapped the enema fluid?
Windxtasy
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16 Nov 2010 10:00am
and that's with his pants on...
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