Caption comp #37

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Richiefish
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30 Oct 2008 8:37am
bored at work? try counting the piercings.....
JJay
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31 Oct 2008 1:19am
OH My God,,,,,!!! You guys are using my photo for a caption comp????
You're all just jealous.
JJay
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31 Oct 2008 1:21am
I always liked a good prick!!!
elmo
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31 Oct 2008 6:42am
If you play "join the dot's" it becomes a bucket and a spade
Waterloo
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31 Oct 2008 8:58am
"Tonight on Where Are They Now we follow the highs and lows of five former Miss Universe winners in their quest for world peace and to save the planet...

Warning, some viewers may find the piece on the lead smelter accident disturbing"
MikeyS
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31 Oct 2008 2:38pm
Irene's friends always took her literally every time she said "Give me a ring"
NotWal
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1 Nov 2008 11:09am
Time is nearly up.

LAST ORDERS, VOTES, SUBMISSIONS

gentlemen please.
elmo
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1 Nov 2008 10:40am
If you think my face is pierced you should check out my genital piercings
Richiefish
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1 Nov 2008 7:47pm
the reason RINGO Starr dosent answer fan mail anymore is because he is in love.
NotWal
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2 Nov 2008 12:26pm
[glee]
Judgement day, and I am the gate keeper.
[/glee]

So what do we have? - 69 entries. A significant number to most of us.
No controversy here so I will woos out and go by the thumbs. After all, the revenue from the bribes has been most disappointing...

Most entries came from, who else, that prolific source of amusement Richiefish, gag writer to the stars with 12 entries. That's about half a page Richie. Maybe its time to start your own column.

Sfalck made the early running with an (almost) on topic gag about tie downs. Mark scored equally with his reserved and understated comment.
The lead then fell to Sausage with his airport security gag (chuckle).
Richie then sprang to the lead with a particularly apt comment about a fellow poster. I'm sure we all felt a little frisson of understanding with that one.
Then a surprise from left field - a little pre seasonal humour from Grumps and a real contender according to the thumbs.
hmmm.... just recounting here.

Yes we have a winner.



I must say I'm a little disappointed that some good comments failed to draw the votes. My personal favourite was Rellie's can't find the clitoris gag. Has anyone EVER found one?

Grumps the awld mug is yours together with the terrible responsibility of convening caption comp #38. Take it away GRUMPS.


Wet Willy
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2 Nov 2008 10:25pm
NotWal said...


I must say I'm a little disappointed that some good comments failed to draw the votes.



Not to dispute your decision, (well done Grumpy) but you can't tell anything by the votes, cos people use the red thumb option to delete other people's green!

For example, my "before kitesurfing" got a couple of greens to start, then went deep into the red (hmm, I wonder who red-thumbed it? Not kiters, surely?), and last time I looked it had zero, which means a few more people had voted for it..

Better to judge for yourself, the votes are not even any use as a guide.

Richiefish
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2 Nov 2008 9:42pm
those red thumb dudes will never prevail because its all about laughing. If it makes me laugh it gets a green thumb from me.
Richiefish
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2 Nov 2008 10:05pm
that red thumb gave me a giggle. onya
NotWal
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3 Nov 2008 1:30am
Wet Willy said...

NotWal said...


I must say I'm a little disappointed that some good comments failed to draw the votes.



Not to dispute your decision, (well done Grumpy) but you can't tell anything by the votes, cos people use the red thumb option to delete other people's green!

For example, my "before kitesurfing" got a couple of greens to start, then went deep into the red (hmm, I wonder who red-thumbed it? Not kiters, surely?), and last time I looked it had zero, which means a few more people had voted for it..

Better to judge for yourself, the votes are not even any use as a guide.




Well a vote is a vote whether it's positive or negative. I hesitate to be the judge because I have my own particular biases and I think the democratic way is farer and better for the comp. If I was the sole arbiter the comp would descend into utter prurience and Lozza would zap it.

Willy I dare say your kite surfing comment got red thumbed because it was just a cheap shot - not unreasonable imho.

It would be nice if we could scare up some more contributors. Is this a dying sport or an arty niche activity? Where have I heard that before?
Richiefish
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3 Nov 2008 9:29am
..prurience....another new one for me...thankyou.
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