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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
19 Sep 2008 5:22pm
By crikey. Pee-pee jokes score well again. Thanks Bondy.

Even though I'm away at the moment, they do actually have computers here in France, even if the keyboards are all wacky. Who the hell designs an AZERTY (sic) keyboard where you have to press Shift to type a full stop? I'll call a winner whenever I get to an Internet cafe in a few days time.

No prizes for obvious captions about buying a 12mm wettie.


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Sep 2008 5:30pm
Hmmm...can't get out. Well I've heard that peeing on the lock works..........................................................................
Oh dear, that's for getting in isn't it?
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
19 Sep 2008 3:42pm
Hey! A perfect winsurfing spot!
Not a kiter in sight.
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
Bender Bender
WA, 2236 posts
19 Sep 2008 4:10pm
Thats a cool car!!!!!
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
19 Sep 2008 5:19pm
Feed a Flock of seagulls a truck load of laxatives at your own peril
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
19 Sep 2008 5:28pm
pweedas said...

Hey! A perfect winsurfing spot!
Not a kiter in sight.


Hey! A perfect kitesurfing spot!
Not a sailboard in sight.
[}:)][}:)][}:)]


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Sep 2008 7:41pm
Dawn Patrol said...

pweedas said...

Hey! A perfect winsurfing spot!
Not a kiter in sight.


Hey! A perfect kitesurfing spot!
Not a sailboard in sight.
[}:)][}:)][}:)]





Hey! there goes Tillmann.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
19 Sep 2008 7:42pm
Next time you sneeze, cover your mouth!!
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
19 Sep 2008 7:43pm
Come on luvey, pant abit harder. The ice won't melt out there at this rate.
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
19 Sep 2008 7:53pm
Peter North was enjoying time alone with his girl in the 4wd, but forgot he left his window open
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
Dawn Patrol Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
19 Sep 2008 6:23pm
Superman came...And then he flew off again.
Haggar
Haggar
QLD
1670 posts
Haggar Haggar
QLD, 1670 posts
19 Sep 2008 8:30pm
Hey looks at her and says " When I asked you to go parking, I knew that you were frigid, but I think that you have far exceeded my expectations !!!! "
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
19 Sep 2008 8:36pm
dawn patrol stole my glory

sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
sailpilot sailpilot
QLD, 787 posts
19 Sep 2008 9:50pm
Haircut said...

dawn patrol stole my glory




At least it wasn't your 'morning glory' or was it
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
19 Sep 2008 8:21pm
The 'go anywhere' sales pitch of the new softroaders was getting a bit too disbelievable....

(it is already)
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 Sep 2008 10:58pm
"you'll love every piece of victoria."
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
19 Sep 2008 9:18pm
You'll be right with snow chains on. I've been 4wd'ing for years, never let my tyres down. Even in the jungles of Malaya in the war we didn't even use 4WD... when I was your age, we never had traction control and dif lockers and that stuff. I drove around Fraser Island in 2 wheel drive. Mark my words, snow chains will be fine .......
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8890 posts
19 Sep 2008 9:31pm
bring on global warming
OceanBlue64
OceanBlue64
VIC
980 posts
OceanBlue64 OceanBlue64
VIC, 980 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:19am
The Feds were a little worried when they heard about 'tons of ice' down at the waterfront.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:22am
[Insert brilliant caption from Bondalucci here]

[}:)]

..I'm gonna win this one for sure!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
19 Sep 2008 10:22pm
Slightly more disturbing than yellow snow: brown ice.

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
19 Sep 2008 10:24pm
Well, looks like it's Humpback mateing season again.
theviking
theviking
VIC
28 posts
theviking theviking
VIC, 28 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:48am
elmo said...

Feed a Flock of seagulls a truck load of laxatives at your own peril


Sounds like a deleted scene from Alfred Hitchcocks "The Birds".
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
Wet Willy Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:11pm
Abominable Snowman go pee-pee!
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
Gestalt Gestalt
QLD, 14953 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:30pm
i know ice is a problem on the streets of sydney but this is rediculous!
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
russh russh
SA, 3027 posts
20 Sep 2008 12:43pm
John boys ice sculpture entry was disqualified as the judges believed he used some sort of mould

"Trees" by artiste "Huey" was a clear winner with the public.

The judging panel selected "Frozen dog turd on the footpath" cause they were all dickheads and despite being experts couldn't tell the the difference between art and sh** - and the general consensus from the public was - who really can!
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
20 Sep 2008 11:22am
Don't make plans to go sailing the day after tomorrow..
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
20 Sep 2008 1:29pm
555 said...

Don't make plans to go sailing the day after tomorrow..


groaannn
Tinbum
Tinbum
36 posts
Tinbum Tinbum
36 posts
20 Sep 2008 3:56pm
ahhhh, summer in tassie, i can see the car again
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Sep 2008 8:09pm
American bankers have just invested billions in the local boardshorts distribution network in this area.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Sep 2008 8:18pm
If you look closely, you can see Leonardo Dicaprios buttocks frozen to the inside of the windscreen.
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