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greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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QLD, 5283 posts
27 Aug 2010 11:12pm
whoops!

my paw is stuck and she's waking up.

don't panic.

AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
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QLD, 1514 posts
28 Aug 2010 9:22am
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bone"
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
28 Aug 2010 7:25pm
Maggie the mountain lion was rudely awoken to find out she was a mounted lion.
KenHo
KenHo
NSW
1353 posts
NSW, 1353 posts
28 Aug 2010 9:56pm
khhh, khhh, have got this blackie pubic hair, stuck in back of froat !!
KenHo
KenHo
NSW
1353 posts
NSW, 1353 posts
28 Aug 2010 9:58pm
Man, you are huge. Your thing is poking me in the back of the throat !!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
28 Aug 2010 11:38pm



..…just at this point in time, a loose rock fell from above and sconned Tamika the Tiger flush on the head, causing her to let out a deep groan.

Blackie, unaware of the fallen rock, was heard to mutter "yeah, take it all, Bitch!!"
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
29 Aug 2010 5:17pm
The dog that done it for a bet; " YOU GUYS BETTER PAY UP!"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
29 Aug 2010 7:20pm
How the HELL do you get this thing started !!!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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QLD, 5283 posts
29 Aug 2010 10:22pm
his wallet is here somewhere.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
29 Aug 2010 8:28pm
Blackie just couldn't resist the urge to chase cats, his main problem this time though, was what to do once he'd caught it.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
29 Aug 2010 8:30pm
Sheba's Mum had told her what to do in circumstances like this.

No matter how annoying those pesky males get.

Stay cool.


Just sit on it.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
29 Aug 2010 10:38pm
furball season has its' rewards!
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
30 Aug 2010 12:54am
This stripey sheila had better thank me for my Heimlich Maneuver...woof.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
29 Aug 2010 11:22pm
Honest officer, there was this black dog you see....
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
29 Aug 2010 11:36pm
Dr Black: OK now I need you to cough.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Aug 2010 9:41am



At least the morning shift as Quality Control Officer at the tiger breeding program had its rewards. Blackie didn't like to talk about the afternoon shift though...

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
30 Aug 2010 8:03am
Whats new pussycat, wohawohawoh
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
31 Aug 2010 9:55pm
Oh yeah, this works, maybe tomorrow you can wear that little leopard skin number I like. Say honey, are you putting on weight?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Sep 2010 12:15am
ok mate, i've got your balls, now cough.






jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
1 Sep 2010 11:20am
Last call for entries. Making decision tomorrow.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Sep 2010 1:17pm
cough up those furballs, Hell what have you been eating ?

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
1 Sep 2010 11:26am
The PGA tour was dogged by rumours that golfers were playing around.
Everyone knew Tiger would.





gazza
gazza
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
1 Sep 2010 10:33pm
No pressure blackie but if you dont make me cum, i'm gonna eat you!!!!!!

.








jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
2 Sep 2010 10:33am
AND THE WINNER IS..........










ELMO!!!!

Take it away my friend!!!!
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8333 posts
NSW, 8333 posts
2 Sep 2010 12:56pm
Which one of Elmos'?
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
2 Sep 2010 5:42pm
"Dont stick your dick into something with bigger teeth than you have"

Cracks me up every time
KenHo
KenHo
NSW
1353 posts
NSW, 1353 posts
2 Sep 2010 6:38pm
Oh yes !!
Well played in a strong field of entries.

jermaldan said...

"Dont stick your dick into something with bigger teeth than you have"

Cracks me up every time


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