"OK so you think your Superman but in my experience most guys have X-Ray vision and are faster than a speeding bullet!!"

"If you really were Superman you would have your budgie smugglers on the outside of your boardshorts!"

Just pull it once if you want sex....or if you don't, pull it a thousand times.

"Yeah...I think the windsurfing gurus at Seabreeze are right. For your rig and board size a 3 inch fin is too small. The angle is too acute for the conditions too!"

"Nah, that's not a budgie. They're not that hairy and have lots more feathers."

Bondalucci said...

We're onto page 3. Well done. However I fear the creative juices surrounding Willy and Smooch are starting to run dry.

Will call it soon.

"creative juices" thats very funny !!!

Mark, there's nothing plain about dirty.

why have you got a cashew there?

Picture magazine headlines "siamese twins , smooch and wet willy, joined at the head ,busted for insest on a public beach"

Maybe thats why people think they maybe the same person....

^^^^^na,its better if someone pee's on the bluebottle sting to relieve the pain

Sorry for the delay.... been a busy weekend

There were many, many efforts. Some of which were funny.

Wet Willy, you came dangerously close to winning with the carbon extension comment, but you'll be glad to know you didn't win.... So you're still in the running for hosting the upcoming CC69!!!!

Special mentions to
Poor Relative for his out of left field thinking "Dave was so proud of his vagina"

Gesty for his "are you sure a skinny will last longer, my last boyfriend had a standard diameter"

The prolific Richiefish for "yeah mate, you can become a kiter"

But the chocolates are going to ........
SNIDES, for
"you gotta be kidding!!!!! the seasnake bit you there!! ...and are you sure that's the only way to remove the poison????


Take it away Sniderman

i am deeply honoured bondalucci...cheers
new 1 up shortly!