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Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
16 Jul 2012 3:57pm
Yo, da leadah uh da free world gonna tap dat latah, gonna take care ah ma buidness down undah, hollah at ya boy, east side represent.
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
16 Jul 2012 4:52pm



"Hey Julia, can I borrow a fifty (billion)? or am I better off hitting Gina up for it?"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
16 Jul 2012 6:53pm
Beaglebuddy said...

Sheeee-it Barry could go Lewinsky all over dat, dis brudda got a little jungle fevah, gotta talk to my peeps bout settin' it up fo latah, mu****kah be chillin' in mah room latah wid a bottle a Cristal. Gonna make it rain biotch, word.


Only a yank could write that
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
16 Jul 2012 7:42pm
"Now I heard red kangaroos had tails.....must be coiled up there"
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
16 Jul 2012 7:48pm
12 years at school
6 years at university
Successful Career
President of the United States of Americaland
And I still have to be nice to a Ranga
Wonder if I can bring in a law allowing Ranga culls
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
16 Jul 2012 7:52pm
"I am rethinking the Assault Weapons ban now...."

Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
16 Jul 2012 8:42pm
OMG!, the Aussies have done it!! They put Julias head on Ginas body and have created the most powerful bitch the world has ever seen!!!!



They must have found out about our Hillary/Oprah experiment
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
16 Jul 2012 10:47pm
as Bon Scott would say

"thats a whole lot of Rosie"





Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
16 Jul 2012 10:23pm
hamburglar said...

as Bon Scott would say

"thats a whole lot of Rosie"






Or
"you shook me all night long" - when you stopped walking it was still shakin'

Or "Big GBuns"

Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
17 Jul 2012 8:56pm
DavMen said...





"Does my arse look big in this?"

"..... hmmm, let everyone know, America has no greater friend in the world than Australia and I'm proud to say the Australian Prime Minister is truely a friend of America and mine. No your ass looks fine in that.


There's a party over here, Woomp there it is, baby's got back!"


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
17 Jul 2012 8:33pm



Damn, Australia is definately gurt, but not by sea.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
17 Jul 2012 9:52pm



Julia, your fluid retention problem seems to have gotten worse since we last met!
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
18 Jul 2012 4:29pm
Obama: "Now.. let me just say, that... the United States... and Australia... have wide interests in common... and a whole lotta woman issues we agree on.

Some would say too much... but I say... BRING IT.
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
18 Jul 2012 4:34pm
Obama: As a windsurfer, I never understood this "poo stance" thang.

Julia: Oh no worries ay Barack. Us kiters reckon it's heaps comfortable. Ya just go loike THIS...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
18 Jul 2012 5:27pm


Small 'l' liberal assesses big 'A' LAbor.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Jul 2012 8:32pm
Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
18 Jul 2012 9:24pm
Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."


They are just yellow grannies knickers. The red dots are pubes poking thru

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
18 Jul 2012 11:30pm
Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."



" you are doing it all wrong Julia ,there supposed to be over your
boardies not under them ,you carbon tax impaling ranger "
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
18 Jul 2012 9:40pm
hamburglar said...
ranger "


She manages a National Park?

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
18 Jul 2012 10:09pm
Mark _australia said...

hamburglar said...
ranger "


She manages a National Park?




No, just an extensive expanse of bush.

Maybe Bob Brown would like to have it classified as National Park ?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
19 Jul 2012 12:33am
Carantoc said...

Mark _australia said...

hamburglar said...
ranger "


She manages a National Park?




No, just an extensive expanse of bush.

Maybe Bob Brown would like to have it classified as National Park ?


Couldn't be a national park - no dogs allowed
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
19 Jul 2012 9:04am


Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?
ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
19 Jul 2012 9:13am
Obama: "I wonder if the basement matches the attic?"
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
19 Jul 2012 9:20am
hamburglar said...

Richiefish said...

Obama : "I was wondering how they'd get the yellow polka boardies in this one one."



" you are doing it all wrong Julia ,there supposed to be over your
boardies not under them ,you carbon tax impaling ranger "


"ranga"
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
19 Jul 2012 8:30pm
carbon tax this!!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
19 Jul 2012 9:18pm
DavMen said...


Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?




smicko
smicko
WA
2503 posts
WA, 2503 posts
19 Jul 2012 9:28pm
Uuuuurrrgggghhh I just did a little throat spew Mark
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
19 Jul 2012 11:39pm
Mark _australia said...

DavMen said...


Obama: I though Aussie girls like wearing thongs on their feet?







I'm suprised!

I thought she'd be a sure candidate for the "double pluggers..."

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
19 Jul 2012 10:11pm
Bondalucci said...
I'm suprised!

I thought she'd be a sure candidate for the "double pluggers..."




Nar, that's Bob
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
20 Jul 2012 8:59am
I'll call this tonight as I'm going to be away for the weekend.

hahahaha double pluggers


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