im really impressed that Da vinci almost got the wallpaper to match the doctor's avatar background

( not a caption..) Most laughs I've had in a long while..

Oh I was there. I forgot. Bloody red wine really does a number on me....

barn said...

dinsdale said...

As a Christian, I find this one particularly offensive. Just because we don't threaten to behead your family and blow you up doesn't make us fair game. Show a little respect!

Is this a Poe, i'm certainly sucked in.. but I'll bite anyway..

How about the Christian opposition to birth control, leading to overpopulation and AIDs epidemics, or the trial of Galileo, the Inquisitions, the Crusades, the anti semitic Christian doctrine that blamed the ALL the Jews for what Judas did after this very scene.. The dark ages... The witch hunts.. The homophobia.. The widespread denial of the fact of evolution.. the alleged moral superiority.. Knocking on my door on saturday morning.. Those stupid fish bumper stickers..

You Christians don't behead or blow us up anymore over Blasphemy, but once upon a time you did..

Blasphemy is a victimless crime! Nothing is sacred..

Christianity is an incoherent plagarised hypothesis riddled with lies and based on the hearsay of a hearsay from delusional desert folk that were ignorant of the world..

Edit** By request I have deleted the Zombie Jesus last supper painting, It was offensive and entirely incorrect, as Jesus only because a Zombie 3 days later..

Respect?.

Please let this win so that we can have the zombie pic for the next caption comp

Unfortunately, Rapter Jesus made poor choices for his Disciples, who could neither read nor write... his teachings were forgotten and replaced with stuff any hippy could think up... Leading to 2000 years of disease, famine and war... In hindsight Rapter Jesus figured he should have visited China, or Greece..

Some of you might enjoy this "comedic" piece about religion!

PS: Don't watch this video if you are offended by profanities (just a few).

I gather Dinsdale wouldn't have found "Life of Brian" very amusing then.

Once again, due to arguing and disagreement, J.C. had to "miracle up" some cash for the resturant bill.

Please Mark will you again show these two amatuers on my left how to pick it properly

So, does everybody want soup?

decrepit said...

Take Mark's mask off and it looks like Mary to me.

You should know Mike. Your avatar painted the original!

Jesus: " Man, I'm so wasted right now, I'm not doing that again! "

And who's the short arse on the chair that Green Leaders looking at?
We always sit on the same side of the table to.

Josh Stone is guest of honour at the Seabreeze dinner.

I'll award:

Victory to Prawnhead for :

"It's only a standup paddle board ! I had a quick ride down in Galilee !.. you blokes make it out like its a crucifiable offence!"

For getting references to watersports, the original source and being rude about somebody, but not offending any Christians.

Reserve Champion to rohjar for

"And the Lord spake unto his disciples, even using careful hand gestures to explain how a board can have continuous rocker with flex at the ends, AND a single concave the size of a dinner plate in the middle. The disciples were aghast, and angrily denied the existence, let alone performance characteristics of such a shape."

Special Commendation to Windxtasy for

WWA end of season party.
Tired of the loaves and fishes trick, the disciples badger Jesus to turn more water into wine

Unfortunately I am not sure everybody there were WWA members, maybe some are just West Australian wanna-bes]

and Commendation to Bender for a flatulance gag (always a winner)


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Ritchiefish - late entry not considered