Okay, for all those people on the left hand side of the plane look out your window and you can see the coast line. All those on the right enjoy those beautiful ocean views.
Plane: It's so nice to relax in the shallows on a hot day, with the waves lapping at your undercarriage, and the fish nibbling your rudder... That hostie looks pretty hot in her bikini too...
Says Richie Benaud to Bill Lawry..... " ... it's in the air , there's a swimmer getting away from underneath it and ...... ohhhh he's dropped it , marvellous effort by that swimmer Bill ...."
The management of Perth airport rejected criticism that they couldn't organise a muckathon in a muck heap and denied they have failed to adequately plan for the airport infrastructure required.
They were recently at great pains to point out that Cottelsoe beach would become Perth's long anticipated second runway.
