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Mark (AUS-746)
Mark (AUS-746)
QLD
66 posts
QLD, 66 posts
20 Oct 2016 7:54pm
Sailboard Underwater Escape Training ("SUET") business for sale - capitalise on the Nanny State's new requirements for annual training by all sailboarders and skitesurfers to undergo SUET training. No capital outlay. Just dig a deep hole in your front yard, fill it full of water, grab a fake wishbone and place your ad on Seabreeze. Vendor Finance available from the Nanny State. No life jackets required (for now). Sailboarders must be able to stay under with their 1980-era jeans on. Skitesurfers must wear their new age skirts. Raceboarders exempt. Act now before the fun police enforce lifejacket usage - demand will skyrocket.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
21 Oct 2016 2:02am



After the debate Donald drowned himself.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
21 Oct 2016 9:26pm
Lake George update

bring a weed fin...




Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
21 Oct 2016 9:30pm
theDoctor said..


"Dad!, Dale dug a hole"


Best movie ever
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
21 Oct 2016 9:32pm
Then Forrest Gump
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1080 posts
QLD, 1080 posts
21 Oct 2016 9:51pm
Kite boarder free council pickup
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
23 Oct 2016 3:48am




Yeah looks like 3/4" but I can't really see it that well, glub glub glub




Magic Ride
Magic Ride
719 posts
719 posts
23 Oct 2016 5:09am
He was going to siphon the water out of the hole so he could fix his broken sprinkler pipe, but got pulled in by a gator.
Oversupply
Oversupply
WA
23 posts
WA, 23 posts
23 Oct 2016 8:23am
No CAD was used in design and development of Mistral's Slalom 91 at Slowies place.

Ps if you want to sell your M91, please pm me.
N1GEL
N1GEL
NSW
861 posts
NSW, 861 posts
25 Oct 2016 8:05pm
After much deliberation between a few really funny and clever posts, I've decided on a winner.

I would like to thank everyone for participating. It was great to see lots of people bringing current SB events into the humor... gold. I liked the one about SailQuick and the new gps watch.

And, Waterloo was quick off the mark with his remark that left me in stitches, but unfortunately it didn't quite make the cut.

Then there was IMAX's comment about the dude being dead. I doubted myself for a moment there, but then came the classic comment about bubbles... very clever. However, I suspect there may have been some collusion with PhillSWR.

I think we could all relate to Dave's post, but not sure empathy got you over the line there mate. Nice try though.

KA43's post had me gagging and laughing at the same time.

But the winner, who had me (and the wife) cracking up the most, was... drum roll...

Albers, with "N1GEL's verbal diarrhoea finally caught up with him".

Congrats Albers. I'm passing my dirty driving boot over to you for a good skull of bubbly. Enjoy your skillful win, mate.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
25 Oct 2016 8:13pm
N1GEL said..
After much deliberation between a few really funny and clever posts, I've decided on a winner.

I would like to thank everyone for participating. It was great to see lots of people bringing current SB events into the humor... gold. I liked the one about SailQuick and the new gps watch.

And, Waterloo was quick off the mark with his remark that left me in stitches, but unfortunately it didn't quite make the cut.

Then there was IMAX's comment about the dude being dead. I doubted myself for a moment there, but then came the classic comment about bubbles... very clever. However, I suspect there may have been some collusion with PhillSWR.

I think we could all relate to Dave's post, but not sure empathy got you over the line there mate. Nice try though.

KA43's post had me gagging and laughing at the same time.

But the winner, who had me (and the wife) cracking up the most, was... drum roll...

Albers, with "N1GEL's verbal diarrhoea finally caught up with him".

Congrats Albers. I'm passing my dirty driving boot over to you for a good skull of bubbly. Enjoy your skillful win, mate.


Thanks N1GEL

Maybe the key to life is "less is more"

Cheers!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
25 Oct 2016 9:33pm
china's down there somewhere goddammit!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
25 Oct 2016 9:38pm
public service announcement - never leave the coffee machine unattended
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
25 Oct 2016 9:40pm
wife calls from front door - "careful sweetie, remember new zealanders have moved in across the road"
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