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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
7 Oct 2012 1:13pm
Although Abbas had been totally deaf and blind since birth, he loved the fact that his brothers always took him along and gave him equal responsibility.



Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
7 Oct 2012 12:50pm
mohammed, when can i get a real gun? one like yours that can shoot around corners?

seriously - how bent is that barrel?
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
7 Oct 2012 7:02pm



Page 1.
Get military clothes.

Page 2.
Get a gun.

Page 3.
Get behind the big ***ing concrete thing - the other guys might have got to page 4.

Page 4.
Get bullets
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
8 Oct 2012 9:52am
Kumar began to think he had been duped.

When he signed up for the Middle-east Defence Force and they promised to provide him with an MDF issue assault rifle this wasn't what he had imagined
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
8 Oct 2012 7:36pm



Field testing the Decrepit Mk 1
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
9 Oct 2012 6:36pm
Gunna call it tomorrow night
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
9 Oct 2012 4:46pm
During leave from the forces both Farquar and Hubert loved to windsurf.

But they suspected that their new comrade, Akmil, was a kiter.

He couldn't handle the real thing, was always hiding behind the septic sytems of public toilets and continuously moaned about having wood when he faced the enemy soldiers
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
10 Oct 2012 11:17pm
D'oh, I near forgot about this one...

Right, drum roll....... Congrats to Elmo! Had to laugh about his defend the septic tank call, classic Talk it away my furry red friend.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
13 Oct 2012 6:36pm
Yoo hoo! Elmo!
Did you send him a PM Phil?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
13 Oct 2012 6:58pm
Bugger
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
13 Oct 2012 11:15pm
Windxtasy said...
Yoo hoo! Elmo!
Did you send him a PM Phil?




Nah, forgot to do that too...

All good, he's onto it now.
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
13 Oct 2012 9:01pm
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