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PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
5 Oct 2012 11:46pm


sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Oct 2012 12:12am


Asad wasn't as confident as his wife wives that his mates would never know he had bought his from IKEA.
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
6 Oct 2012 1:54am
Are you talkin' to me?
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
5 Oct 2012 11:55pm
Don't know how he got out of that train carriage but I'm gunna fill Lotofwind so full of wood!

TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
6 Oct 2012 2:32am
Sure it's light, Farouk, but the balsa really dries out your hands.
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
6 Oct 2012 2:01am



We smuggle some of our guns from factories in Czeck Republic and Iran, but I am not permitted to identify which.

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
6 Oct 2012 2:03am



Suicide sniper.
Jeffrosail
Jeffrosail
QLD
169 posts
QLD, 169 posts
6 Oct 2012 8:35am
"Hope this traineeship doesn't last long"!!
mclovin
mclovin
SA
724 posts
SA, 724 posts
6 Oct 2012 8:13am
the new range of semi automatic spears. also available - surface to air rocks and dirty bombs, a water bomb filled with dog **
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
6 Oct 2012 9:01am


Achmed was a hardend man and prepaired to die for Allah but not at the hands of a filthy vampire.

PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
6 Oct 2012 9:07am


"Now be vewy, vewy quiet..."



theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
6 Oct 2012 9:47am



"PEW PEW PEW, I GOT YOU, HEY NO CHEATING, YOU ARE DEAD NOW"
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
6 Oct 2012 10:10am
PhilSWR said...






Shooting blanks planks
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
6 Oct 2012 8:10am
Defend the Septic tank as if you last meal depends on it
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
6 Oct 2012 9:45am
akmed, we'll lay down a suppressing cover fire. Once you get to the SW corner, turn around and cover us. Got it? alright, GO!
no... ...wait!?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
6 Oct 2012 9:50am


Holy Allah's arsehole, we're getting pinned down. call in the tank division



NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Oct 2012 11:14am
Handing out the guns:
"Ali would you like a gun?"
"Geez wooden I"
"Here ya go"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 Oct 2012 11:21am
Bugger I keep missing. F@%$n jig saw cut the barrel crooked.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Oct 2012 11:54am


Ahmed was now regretting taking up his position with NAB just before their grand final promotion.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
6 Oct 2012 10:13am




Even though the Iranian army were completely secular when it came to their soldiers, both Muslim and Christian, somehow Joseph felt it wasn't quite true.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
6 Oct 2012 10:18am

Lesson one in caring for your automatic weapons, never leave them out in the rain.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Oct 2012 12:56pm

Ahmed, you idiot..... can't you see the safety is still on...
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
6 Oct 2012 12:17pm
Cover me, I'm all out of water balloons.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
6 Oct 2012 2:55pm
Akmed never understood why they were called a splinter group until he pulled too hard on the trigger one day.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
6 Oct 2012 10:12pm
Akmed also didn't like his deplyment unit...
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
6 Oct 2012 11:34pm
hey Jalaal, this wooden gun wooden fire!
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
7 Oct 2012 12:28am
You guys are killing me, great quips !
dring44
dring44
WA
38 posts
WA, 38 posts
6 Oct 2012 11:43pm
Splintercell - Afghanistan
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
NSW, 517 posts
7 Oct 2012 9:54am
US's answer to green on blue attacks
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Oct 2012 8:55am
After shooting his own Sergeant Akmed was allowed back into the Army, but they didnt really trust him.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
7 Oct 2012 7:58am

Outsourcing seemed to be a good idea for the army, but unfortunately the tender only said that the rifles had to be easy to assemble, light-weight, have a wooden stock, and a wooden handle.
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