If anyone asks u the time, add a minimum of 40 mins....

If u see a fresh half dolphin in the water, tell the crew

Pies always taste better after a surf, actually everything does except salt and vinegar chips

Getting your mates to try an ice cold Emu Export after a 3 hour surf will get them hooked on the bush chooks for life ha ha.

Yep, but they still tasted good and he never skimped me on the bacon.
...and he use to look after my stuff while I was in the water.

Or you do the long drive north with smicko dolphins is pumping you don the wettie go to get board out of the car and bingo you've put your sons soft lite in instead same board bags mates couldn't stop laughing rule number one always get board is in the before driving 2hrs for a surf

In general pack the car the night before na early session so you dont forget anything and can grab a coffee and a banana, drop the kids off at the pool then hit the road in about 15 min flat from when you roll out of bed..

Only way to go!

can do a floater before you hit the surf.

You will always feel better and have a clearer mind after getting out of the water regardless of what sh** you left on the beach before you paddled in - from misses ditching you to losing your job; even if it is for those few precious hours.

Depends on the extent of baggage you left at the beach!

Its always gonna be epic if

1: You have to go to a family bbq

2: Its that time of the month for the missy, the kids are playing up, your supposed to mow the lawn and take care of your responsibilities (Im sure weve all been there)

3: your at work

4: You broke your favourite board the day before surfing 1foot slop

5: you go somewhere on a surf trip and the destination is flat and home is all time

6:You wake up at a mates house near the coast with no board/wettie/car after a big night