Supposed American data of statistical chances of things happening : note shark attack. While possibly not legit or representative of Aust, it gives you a much better understanding of the scope of everyones fears.
Oh well, perfect weather, local break cranking, no news of shark sightings? Everyone can stay on land while I hedge my bets of being more likely to winning a Hollywood Oscar
Chances of being killed by a lightning strike: 2,290,000 to 1
Chances of lightning striking you: 587,000 to 1
Chances of being murdered: 19,000 to 1
Chances of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
Chances of getting a royal flush in poker with first 5 cards dealt: 655,750 to 1
Chances that a 1st marriage will survive without separation/divorce for fifteen years: 1.4 to 1
Chances that a marriage comprising two celebrities will last a lifetime: 4 to 1
Chances of becoming the United States president: 10,000,000 to 1
Chances of dating a super model: 89,200 to 1
Odds of getting a hole in one in golf: 5,000 to 1
Chances of becoming an astronaut: 12,100,000 to 1
Chances of winning a Olympic medal: 655,000 to 1
Chances of being killed by parts falling from a plane: 10,000,000 to 1
Chances of being killed by a shark: 3 hundred million to 1
Chances of being injured by fireworks: 22,000 to 1
Chances of being injured from operating a chainsaw: 5,100 to 1
Chances of being injured by mowing the lawn: 3,554 to 1
Chances of fatally slipping in bathtub/shower: 3,333 to 1
Chances of drowning in the bathtub: 693,000 to 1
Chances of being killed next year from any form of transportation accident: 87 to 1
Chances of being killed on a five kilometer bus ride: 450,000,000 to 1
Chances of developing hemorrhoids: 28 to 1
Chances of twins being born: 90 to 1
Chances of being on airplane with a drunk pilot: 115 to 1
Chances of being IRS-audited: 180 to 1
Chances of marrying a millionaire: 220 to 1
Chances of writing a New-York Times best-selling book: 228 to 1
Chances that your son/daughter is a genius: 265 to 1
Odds of catching a foul ball or home run at professional baseball game:776 to 1
Chances of becoming a professional athlete: 24,550 to 1
Chances of winning a Hollywood Oscar award: 12,200 to 1
Chances of sighting a U.F.O. today: 3,200,000 to 1
Chances of winning California's lottery: 13,000,000 to 1
Chances that you will become a saint: 22,540,000 to 1
Chances of having your identity swiped: 200 to 1
Chances of a meteor hitting your home: 182,138,800,000,000 to 1
Chances of an asteroid hitting Earth in the next hundred years: 1 in 5,500
Chances of dying from an asteroid hitting Earth: 20,000 to 1
Chances of being killed in an airplane accident: 355,318 to 1
Chances of being executed for capital punishment: 1 in 3,221,700
These 'facts' maybe true, however you surf everyday while your typical everyday person hits the water for 20 minutes on the weekend on a hot summer day im sure these 'facts' increase dramatically for you.
Same as capital punishment, if you live in IRAQ and sell SMACK im sure you will increase your chances too!
But sharks are make belief like santa, the easter bunny and jesus. Just surf!