Thee remind me of a frother who used to loiter around the Beergarden a bit Hughbert .... and by coincidence he was also genetically super sized

proportioned much alike to a 2.5kg Woodworking Mallet

and quite similar to a 3kg Cudgel too

allegedly his General Practicioner once stood him in the adjoining room during a physical but the bastard of a thing got under the door and bit him & tried to constrict the old bloke's leg

Weiry his name was - had this Blue balled Staffordshire who also had a whopperdick - used to steal the neighbour's slabs of beer & shag all the cats in the suburb the little beast of a thing

had an extra-ordinarily long tongue all the hookers in Agnes Waters used to get cold sweats over

I miss Weiry the dirty bastard