Still no surf. **** beach day

So I took the longboard sk8r out(thanks mac),
I had not been on the behemoth for a while,but with some brand new tar laid in a new car park, well it was time.
So beautiful and smooth with a ever so slight incline which made the crosstep practise a breeze.
I was pretty chuffed as I was going what seemed fairly smooth in all what I was doing.
I was more chuffed when a grom said to his dad how good is he compared to you....
Then as my head grew,my balance diminished along with all my coordination.
As I cross stepped to the nose I thought I would try a nose manual with all my new found confidence...
Then it happened, the only farking stone in the whole place and I hit.
I was catapulted through the air and landed with a thud. Well that was not that bad.
Until I felt my nuts being crushed. As the board wheelies up behind me,well it has flipped or more cartwheeled as the kid explained. Then proceeded to slam fair into my balls.
Kids dad was happy. Chrispy put back in his place. My neighbour is still killing himself