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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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3 Sep 2015 6:42am
obct said..

I'm not yet in a position to place any trust in a fart



Oh nothing is worse than that ! ! ! !

I imagine you had some pleasant dreams about burlesque dancers and Brooke though which may have compensated
vanders1
vanders1
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3 Sep 2015 7:15am
Ted the Kiwi said...
obct said..

I'm not yet in a position to place any trust in a fart



Oh nothing is worse than that ! ! ! !

I imagine you had some pleasant dreams about burlesque dancers and Brooke though which may have compensated


And your dreams Ted?? Boats and motors come to mind.

Geez that's a bit rough OB, I enjoyed the beef cheek with no ill after effects.

Just fart mate, you should be pretty safe mate given those incontenance nappies you wear.
MichaelR
MichaelR
NSW
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3 Sep 2015 7:51am
vanders1 said..

Ted the Kiwi said...

obct said..

I'm not yet in a position to place any trust in a fart




Oh nothing is worse than that ! ! ! !

I imagine you had some pleasant dreams about burlesque dancers and Brooke though which may have compensated



And your dreams Ted?? Boats and motors come to mind.

Geez that's a bit rough OB, I enjoyed the beef cheek with no ill after effects.

Just fart mate, you should be pretty safe mate given those incontenance nappies you wear.


Great night gents, Brooke and her friend were quite entertaining for the short time they were there. Can you say Philanthropist?

As for that Handbag. Forced perspective by the photographer. It was no where near me, not mine and she took it with her when she left. And yes, she could have been a burlesque dancer, but she was really a mortgage broker. Probably did very well at it, i'd find it hard to say no!

OB, I don't think it was the ribs that made you crook. You must have back washed and swallowed some of your own bull****..... Talking about nipple Braille and all that.......

Will see you QLDers in Oct some time.
thePup
thePup
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3 Sep 2015 7:58am
...... ribs ..... farts with the prospect of them turning into sump oil .... boat motors .... mortgage broking strumpets ..... cheeks ..... handbags ...... gynacologists ..... Philanthropisseds ..... burlesque poledancers .....nipple braille ...... geez it could only be the Greenroom on the piss
vanders1
vanders1
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3 Sep 2015 10:49am
More to the point Pup, motor-boating.

And don't forget Miss Virgin the Greek goddess she was a good sport too.
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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3 Sep 2015 10:54am
Hope she is on my next flight to Bali !
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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3 Sep 2015 7:42pm
Steyne Hotel in Manly - bargain this evening. !! I am all over it like a $5 dollar .......

And I get to watch the big game




Macaha
Macaha
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3 Sep 2015 7:45pm
Man the Fat Yak is crap
Macaha
Macaha
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4 Sep 2015 10:03pm
So many new threads good evening from HK long day first beer tastes so dam good
thePup
thePup
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4 Sep 2015 8:04pm
Get an oriental Mango up you mate
Macaha
Macaha
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4 Sep 2015 10:08pm
Can't find one pup but this tastes ok



Cobra
Cobra
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4 Sep 2015 8:08pm
Macaha said..
Gee that obct guy is looking sharp but I'm not sure about MR's hand bag






thats a great pic, but can someone tell me.
is thats Teds Man Bag
Cobra
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5 Sep 2015 2:32pm
www.honestdocs.id
vanders1
vanders1
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6 Sep 2015 10:00am
Cobra said...
Macaha said..
Gee that obct guy is looking sharp but I'm not sure about MR's hand bag






thats a great pic, but can someone tell me.
is thats Teds Man Bag


I love to have seen what was in that bag, given the nature of the owner there would have been a lot of surprises I'm sure.
Cobra
Cobra
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6 Sep 2015 1:41pm
come to think of it
i don't think its Teds after all.

well i can't see any tissues in it
towball
towball
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6 Sep 2015 1:58pm
Cobra said..
come to think of it
i don't think its Teds after all.

well i can't see any tissues in it


And isn't OB's Toupee just great
obct
obct
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6 Sep 2015 8:41pm
Yes, it is a good one, and when I'm not wearing it, I like to paint rabbits on my head because they look like hares from a distance


Cobra
Cobra
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9106 posts
9 Sep 2015 8:25pm
i found this in the Gen.
i love it



NewScotty
NewScotty
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2350 posts
11 Sep 2015 6:14pm
Weiry in the gen.
Just watch the farkwit doo gooders come out of the woodwork. Reminds of the scene where Snake lands into the Manahattan penitentiary in 'Escape from New York'.
They're coming.
thePup
thePup
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11 Sep 2015 6:22pm
He's a very naughty boy
SP
SP
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SP SP
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11 Sep 2015 6:45pm
Weiry has returned?
That thread will grow legs..

A year in the life of Ed delpero







Cobra
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11 Sep 2015 7:26pm
SP
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11 Sep 2015 7:28pm


Get back in there...
laceys lane
laceys lane
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14 Sep 2015 6:27pm
Evening tb.mc.co.te.pu. as.td.ch.mm.va and all the other guys who's initials escape me atm

Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
NSW
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14 Sep 2015 6:36pm
That was almost funny LL
Cobra
Cobra
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14 Sep 2015 5:35pm
gold LL
chrispy
chrispy
WA
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14 Sep 2015 6:11pm
paperwork and paperwork and more paperwork.....arseholes really piss me off.
enjoy the night lads and i hope you all wake up tomorrow frothing more than you did this morning
especially your crew towball

thePup
thePup
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14 Sep 2015 8:30pm
laceys lane said..
Evening tb.mc.co.te.pu. as.td.ch.mm.va and all the other guys who's initials escape me atm



G .. E .. T .. Y ..T .. LB
Cobra
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18 Sep 2015 7:20am
thePup
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18 Sep 2015 10:14am
Hahahahahahahaha awesome geez he sounded like that dude who does the old Chopper Read spinoffs
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