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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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14 Oct 2014 9:12pm


Teacake said..
Full Nerd.


Take pride in that. In my day we had stones thrown at us
SP
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14 Oct 2014 6:19pm
thePup said..
Nice job young man - come back y'hear


+1

Good to see you back.


Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi
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14 Oct 2014 9:40pm
Hey TC never forget these sound words of wisdom (stolen from the Gen)





Teacake
Teacake
TAS
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14 Oct 2014 10:16pm
Ted the Kiwi said..


Teacake said..
Full Nerd.


Take pride in that. In my day we had stones thrown at us


Lucky I am not centuries old like the rest of you then. Glad to avoid a stoning.
Teacake
Teacake
TAS
1099 posts
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14 Oct 2014 10:18pm
Ted the Kiwi said..
Hey TC never forget these sound words of wisdom (stolen from the Gen)







Haha, that gave me a good laugh. I'd agree it is 100% true too. Only exception is when we do something right, there is an under-reaction instead.
NewScotty
NewScotty
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14 Oct 2014 7:23pm
^^^ And they never appreciate the panic associated with when we can't find the remote.
Teacake
Teacake
TAS
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14 Oct 2014 11:36pm
NewScotty said..
^^^ And they never appreciate the panic associated with when we can't find the remote.


Or a bottle opener...
thePup
thePup
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14 Oct 2014 8:54pm
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard
Teacake
Teacake
TAS
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15 Oct 2014 5:40pm
thePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard


Haha, working on a few at the moment
SP
SP
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15 Oct 2014 6:46pm
Teacake said...
thePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard


Haha, working on a few at the moment


Best time of your life young fella
Live it up..
Teacake
Teacake
TAS
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15 Oct 2014 9:51pm
SP said..
Teacake said...
thePup said..
Studying pfffffffffffffffffffffffttttt you been shagging all them Uni chickys ya dirty little bastard


Haha, working on a few at the moment


Best time of your life young fella
Live it up..


Haha planning to
unclethirsty
unclethirsty
385 posts
385 posts
15 Oct 2014 7:15pm
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".
Teacake
Teacake
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15 Oct 2014 10:30pm
unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".


I'll do my best
AndyrooMac
AndyrooMac
TAS
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16 Oct 2014 11:10am


I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do

And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking
Cobra
Cobra
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16 Oct 2014 8:23am
unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".


& suck arse, please explain
Teacake
Teacake
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16 Oct 2014 10:09pm
Cobra said..

unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".



& suck arse, please explain


I thought the same thing. I was like 'Ah, pardon?'
Teacake
Teacake
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16 Oct 2014 10:12pm
AndyrooMac said..


I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do

And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking


Well, Launceston first year then have to do the next three in Hobart. Yeah beers and waves would be great!

That next statement is so true. Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha
SP
SP
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SP SP
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16 Oct 2014 7:13pm
I think he meant always carry your ATM card

Just make sure its someone else's card in the slot
Cobra
Cobra
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9106 posts
16 Oct 2014 7:14pm
Teacake said..

Cobra said..


unclethirsty said..
Cake, do not crumble under pressure!! Keep "it" all up, do it all, good onya son. Old jungle saying "Rip tear, root up & suck arse".




& suck arse, please explain



I thought the same thing. I was like 'Ah, pardon?'


i think uncle thirsty quenched his thirst before posting that
SP
SP
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SP SP
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16 Oct 2014 7:16pm
^^^
Teacake
Teacake
TAS
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16 Oct 2014 10:23pm
honestly, I still don't understand your jokes haha
AndyrooMac
AndyrooMac
TAS
1925 posts
TAS, 1925 posts
16 Oct 2014 11:08pm
Teacake said...
AndyrooMac said..


I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do

And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking


Well, Launceston first year then have to do the next three in Hobart. Yeah beers and waves would be great!

That next statement is so true. Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha


Enjoy that turd surfing in the Tamar...
Tama can get pretty decent but horribly crowded, but i'm guessing you head home for the weekend anyways?

I guess your boyz can probably return the **** giving when they bust you buying that jumbo tub of "hand lotion" and tissues
Ctngoodvibes
Ctngoodvibes
WA
1404 posts
WA, 1404 posts
16 Oct 2014 8:56pm
TC here's some maths for ya;

Mathematical proof:

1) Girls require Time and Money so:

Girls = Time x Money

2)we know that Time = Money so:

Girls = Money x Money = Money2

3)Money is the root of all evil (Money = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2

4) so finally it is proven:

Girls = l Evil l


Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
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17 Oct 2014 8:18am
Teacake let your sensers take control,if it smells good go for it,be warned the Roses don't always smell that good
unclethirsty
unclethirsty
385 posts
385 posts
17 Oct 2014 6:28am
Yep had a few beers that night (in full party mode for my 62 birthday). Boys now come on sometimes you need "to suck arse" to get along in life, or you can incorporate in the time you spend "rooting up". Keep up the life stlye Cake while ya young, go for it boy. Reminds me being in my 20's of the 70's, surf, surf, surf, chicks,booze,dope Fken hell yeah!
chrispy
chrispy
WA
9675 posts
WA, 9675 posts
17 Oct 2014 12:08pm
unclethirsty said...
Yep had a few beers that night (in full party mode for my 62 birthday). Boys now come on sometimes you need "to suck arse" to get along in life, or you can incorporate in the time you spend "rooting up". Keep up the life stlye Cake while ya young, go for it boy. Reminds me being in my 20's of the 70's, surf, surf, surf, chicks,booze,dope Fken hell yeah!


MickPC
MickPC
8266 posts
8266 posts
17 Oct 2014 3:33pm
Teacake said..
Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha


There are a lot more girls surfing now than there was 20 years ago. If I were your age I'd look for a girl who surfs...then again, a girl who doesn't mind sitting on the beach taking pics/vid is good too. But having a chick who's as stoked about nothing but waves & Bintang as you are would be a real bonus
SP
SP
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SP SP
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17 Oct 2014 4:14pm
^^^ at his age he should be looking for one that puts out....


Teacake, its probably a good thing you dont get those jokes yet
And happy Bday uncle thirsty
MickPC
MickPC
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8266 posts
17 Oct 2014 4:35pm
^ mate the girls of his generation have grown up with the internet. There's probably not much they havn't already done by his age
chrispy
chrispy
WA
9675 posts
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17 Oct 2014 5:05pm
SP said...
^^^ at his age he should be looking for one that puts out....


Teacake, its probably a good thing you dont get those jokes yet
And happy Bday uncle thirsty


Best advice yet. **** and party and surf as much as you can. Don't look for anything except waves and women. Go hard young teacake, may the froth be with you
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