asea said...
Apparently Pup reckons he's in Gods Country make you're own assumption

NSW..

i'm throwing out there..

Been deported back to WA in shame after the surf cam incident?

Witness protection? He saw what Mac does to beautiful young innocent surfboards?

Abducted and exported for the sex trade? Ted said he has good sausage.

I am leaning towards number 3

asea said..
Apparently Pup reckons he's in Gods Country make you're own assumption

that'll be Darwin as it's the start of the MANGO season....!

bazz61 said...

asea said..
Apparently Pup reckons he's in Gods Country make you're own assumption

that'll be Darwin as it's the start of the MANGO season....!

Maybe he's had too many mangoes up him

asea said..

Tux said..

Ted the Kiwi said..
Almost as much I miss his sausage

Geezus

Ted you are opening up a can of worms there

He's found his gig as a travel agent and is currently very busy planning surf trips.

Pup turned up today to play prince charming to a damsel in distress wearing minimal dress, all I heard him say to her was "I'll take you home" and with that they drove off into the distance...................

Hope he comes back. Come on Pup here boy

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha geez Stayin' Alive

unclethirsty said..
this'll make him (us) find his bone & come home...Ursula Undress

ahhhhhhhhhhhh oh Uncle of the Most Worthily thirsty essence ..... we are blessed to once again hear many King Browns clinking in the background upon your arrival in the Greenroom I have just placed an order with his Holy Roly Polyness here in the Vatican to bestow & dispatch 3 topless angels to your residence you champion how in the Fark are you .... you gettin' a surf mate

NewScotty said..
Pup,
Any truth to the rumour you went back to Perf to catch up with old mate Doggie ?

Negatore Scotty maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

PUP..ma man how the belly buck are ya. Been on the ripe holy mango juice ? what the john dory with with the dissapperance..been doing the horizontal folk dance with mini skirted wahinies I read..hmmmm! That'll keep ya occupied, nice past time I've heard. Surfing..me..ha. Spent 2 weeks in QLD & didn't get the board out of the car.flat,flat fekin flat! Luckily stayed with pisspot mates in Currumbin for 1 week. Then to top that went to Bundy to catch up with an old mate & yep..HE OWNS A PUB..shattered vegitable by the time I left there. Did an 11 hr drive back to Port MacQuarie to mates place, hoping for surf, nope flat. Get back to Syd-ah-nee & been flat ever since.

So, after this recent bout pus riddeld slop that arrives on the beaches I surf,.. I've decided,(chugs 1/2 a beer for dutch courage),..er.. I'm thinking of getting a..LOONG..LOONG..(gulp, head in noose) a..kain't say it..ok over the lip..a LONGBOARD..(pukes into bucket). Oh mamma wash my mouth out. So I postrate myself before your good self & the Seabreeze Ministery of Knowledge as related All Things Longboard of whom I will accept referals to an appropiate LargeWeapon. Ok boys (holds up beer carton as a shield)..let 'er rip. Hang on wait till I get a couple a beers..fire at will.

Indeed I do..that there drivin' does make one thirsty(er).

unclethirsty said..
Indeed I do..that there drivin' does make one thirsty(er).

I hear that there is a parting of the waters at Crescent ...... can you make the pilgrimage to an unopened case of Sherbets ...... a wicked purer than Anna Kournikova at 18 , pristine HK wagon will be there Uncle ...... bit of surfing uncouth on offer my son