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<div>Three footy fans were walking back from Sydney Football Stadium when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of Foveaux Street ...
They stopped and discovered a nude female unconscious and near death so
one of them phoned the police and also requested an ambulance.

Out of respect and propriety, the Souths fan took off his cap and
placed it over one of the female's breasts.
The Tigers fan took off his cap and placed it over her other breast.
Following their lead, but with great reluctance, the Manly fan
took off his cap and placed it over her girly bits.

The police arrived first and an officer began to conduct his investigation.
First he lifted up the Souths cap, replaced it and made an entry in his
notebook.

Next, he lifted the Tigers cap and replaced it; making more notes in
his book.
Then the officer lifted the Manly cap, replaced it, lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time
-shaking his head in disbelief.

The Manly fan was extremely annoyed and challenged him, "What are
you, a pervert or something mate? Why do you keep lifting and looking,
lifting and looking?"

"Well, said the officer, I'm a little surprised and confused.
Normally, when you look under a Manly cap ... you'll find an asshole."