Yeah Zeusman, I'm Shire too (Miranda)

.......but I do travel and have lived in Maroubra and Botany for long enough to diversify my portfolio of waves ridden outside of the Shire.
How about we meet in the middle and I'll paddle across to Bare Island Bombi from my hometown of Kurnell. The 1.5km paddle across is easily doable. In fact I've scored some good waves at the Bombi and even further out at Cape Banks on multiple occasions, just some ideas you may not have considered.
BTW, I'm dead serious and have recently picked up a 10ft gun

, and we'll drag Slatz out of the Shire for some R & D.