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riddim1
riddim1
QLD
156 posts
QLD, 156 posts
1 Feb 2007 9:45pm
the 2 tonne aircon unit rips from the hanger roof and lands on the tarmac in pieces. true story......
ASSORTED NUT
ASSORTED NUT
VIC
38 posts
VIC, 38 posts
18 Feb 2007 1:49pm
OKOK i have one ... wHEn the thief trying to steal your'e gear is cut in half by a flying pice of news paper.
colinwill78
colinwill78
VIC
1395 posts
VIC, 1395 posts
27 Feb 2007 3:33pm
you know it's windy in australia when everyone is being nice to one another on seabreeze,

i'm only basing this on what happens when it's not windy.
harry potter
harry potter
VIC
2777 posts
VIC, 2777 posts
27 Feb 2007 3:38pm
When you get to the beach and the dog wants to stay in the car
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
11 Mar 2007 9:23pm
he he he,tied my dog to the back of my fourbe yesterday,went for a kite,came in and the poor bitch was nearly burried in wind blowen sand.she wasnt too happy
got home and she jumped into my bed and shook all the sand off.
she got her revenge.bitch
bellz
bellz
WA
572 posts
WA, 572 posts
11 Mar 2007 9:45pm
When u tie a plastic bag to ur lines and ur blown 50m down the beach
Red Bull Boy
Red Bull Boy
NSW
57 posts
NSW, 57 posts
14 Mar 2007 7:08pm
You know it's windy when you jump 2 feet high and get blown back 4. Yes that actually happened to me.
guy77
guy77
QLD
33 posts
QLD, 33 posts
27 Mar 2007 4:21pm
You know its going to be windy when you are travelling inland for a wedding and will not be able to get to the beach
skeggs
skeggs
QLD
84 posts
QLD, 84 posts
31 Mar 2007 7:44am
You KNOW it's windy when you buy a new 17M kite and you don't even bring to the beach
coyil
coyil
VIC
100 posts
VIC, 100 posts
31 Mar 2007 9:58pm
It was so windy yesterday it blew my dog off its chain!!!!

Does my bum look big in this??????????/
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
9 Apr 2007 3:38pm
You know it's windy when your car struggles to drive upwind.
Tilstar
Tilstar
WA
4 posts
WA, 4 posts
24 Apr 2007 9:13pm
When the 2m practice kite pulls through the harness loop knot, rips clean outta your hands,lines slicing bits off your pinkeys as it goes and your 12th hand Neil Pryde seat harness loses the panels holding the anchor point that your safety line is attached to.

Gerro 10/03/07.

I should have tied a better knot.hehehe.
Kahuna
Kahuna
WA
63 posts
WA, 63 posts
6 May 2007 9:58pm
you are walking along St George's Tce and all the combovers are sticking straight up in the air
Slowey23
Slowey23
QLD
13 posts
QLD, 13 posts
7 May 2007 12:37pm
when you cant get a park at ya fav spot
bananaboy
bananaboy
QLD
118 posts
QLD, 118 posts
25 May 2007 9:43pm
You know it is windy when...

When the hairs on my arse stand up,
BoDiddly
BoDiddly
VIC
622 posts
VIC, 622 posts
28 May 2007 12:41pm
You know it's windy somwhere else, when you're the only one posting crap on this site!
portable can
portable can
QLD
15 posts
QLD, 15 posts
28 May 2007 7:45pm
you know its windy when ...

you are looking out the window only to see flock after flock of birds flying downwind backwards.
MagicMike
MagicMike
WA
210 posts
WA, 210 posts
11 Jun 2007 7:39pm
when u cnt pick the kitesurfers from the paragliders
mitchell
mitchell
NSW
20 posts
NSW, 20 posts
12 Jun 2007 7:39pm
A huge ship decides to park itself on your kiting beach
bellz
bellz
WA
572 posts
WA, 572 posts
25 Jun 2007 1:03pm
quote:
Originally posted by mitchell

A huge ship decides to park itself on your kiting beach

ahahahahahahaaahah
JiP
JiP
NSW
130 posts
JiP JiP
NSW, 130 posts
27 Jun 2007 5:01pm
When the Sand strips the Logos of your kite
INfiniDIE
INfiniDIE
WA
478 posts
WA, 478 posts
27 Jun 2007 8:53pm
quote:
Originally posted by mitchell

A huge ship decides to park itself on your kiting beach



from newcastle eh?

You know when its windy when you go onto SROsurf and they're talking about wind instead of the surf...
INfiniDIE
INfiniDIE
WA
478 posts
WA, 478 posts
29 Jun 2007 3:32pm
wait i got a better one

you know its windy when you go to the local kite store and get some stickers for your car...and the wind blows it on diagonally and its stuck that way now...you'll know which car is mine now, flying objects diagonal.
PapaK
PapaK
QLD
22 posts
QLD, 22 posts
6 Jul 2007 7:39pm
You know its really windy when as a kitesurfer you just think to your self, yea its just a bit too strong
seaHobba
seaHobba
12 posts
12 posts
10 Jul 2007 10:55pm
When you r doggy styling and suddenly get knocked out by a swinning window!! muhahahah ....true story too

3hrs later
' did i cum ?!!', she replys 'NO u stupid DOG'
Skwinty
Skwinty
WA
164 posts
WA, 164 posts
14 Jul 2007 9:17pm
When there are heaps of green arrows
INfiniDIE
INfiniDIE
WA
478 posts
WA, 478 posts
22 Jul 2007 1:53pm
when you are tying down tarpolines at cafes and the wind picks it up as you do and launches you 10 feet or so...

this actually was fun so we decided to make a game of it, until someone got flung onto West Coast Hwy...oops
uturn
uturn
WA
21 posts
WA, 21 posts
30 Jul 2007 1:37pm

Scary Stuff!
slitepower
slitepower
NT
23 posts
NT, 23 posts
31 Aug 2007 4:04pm
its like windy when the wind blows isn't it?
Scott H
Scott H
QLD
2 posts
QLD, 2 posts
12 Oct 2007 11:58pm
When you have to work haha
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