What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

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junglist
junglist
VIC
701 posts
VIC, 701 posts
12 Jul 2016 9:41am
Seriously? Spending your time whining about how you get to spend your time on the beach and travel the world.

Oh my heart does bleed for you.

If you don't like it then Fu@k Off and get a proper job.

Middle class, over privileged pricks
Waveswindy
Waveswindy
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
12 Jul 2016 12:06pm
Kitersurfers who are over eager and "Rush" to the beach even though everyone knows the wind will not be up for another 2 hours. Golden rule...Go kiting when there is wind and pack a surfboard as backup.

Preachers.... and they tend to be more in places where there is less wind!

Sydney... It is tough kiting here. I moved from Cape Town to Perth and now Sydney. CPT there almost too much wind and quite big swell. Perth has awesome wind and warmer water, but the waves are small (except if you travel). Sydney has the most inconsistent wind forecasts making it difficult to plan weekends away. On the upside, I probably enjoy kiting now more than ever as you really appreciate it when there is wind There are some good wave spots in NSW.....

Kitesurfers riding between surfers... just do not do it. Accidents can happen very easily with +20 meter lines. No point in p.... off the surfing community.

Twintippers trying to ride waves
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 Jul 2016 10:10am
Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.


It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.
likuid
likuid
QLD
330 posts
QLD, 330 posts
12 Jul 2016 12:36pm
Vegans!! God damn trying to tell me how I should live my life.


raggy
raggy
VIC
564 posts
VIC, 564 posts
12 Jul 2016 12:39pm
cauncy said..
Windsurfers


Knob ends like you! and the stupid attitudes that make us look like wankers?
kernal
kernal
WA
541 posts
WA, 541 posts
12 Jul 2016 11:16am
waveslave said...
Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.


It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.


What I took from what he said is nothing like that. Besides kiters dont lounge at resorts on kite beaches they huddle up in share houses fighting over goon dregs if anything. You and your 1 week holiday can have the resort lounge but I certaintly seen many of the more keen kiters live like that.

I believe he was referring to how everyones so media trained that they cant say anything negative about any product any kite any location any meal any boat any tour any comp any trip any photoshoot because doing so is believed to be career suicide and its all just for peanuts anyways so why most bother I do not know.

See what im saying or you have your pina colada goggles on?
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
12 Jul 2016 1:44pm
Best thing is declining popularity. As evident by global google search results, less crowed local spots.

Spikes indicate Europe Summer.

Data from 2004 to present.


wishy
wishy
WA
1501 posts
WA, 1501 posts
12 Jul 2016 12:37pm
The worst thing in kiting is when you don't land a really big kiteloop.
There was some footage from the latest king of the air to demonstrate, jesus he hit hard, best...splash...ever!!!!
Fly on da wall
Fly on da wall
SA
725 posts
SA, 725 posts
12 Jul 2016 3:28pm
raggy said...
cauncy said..
Windsurfers


Knob ends like you! and the stupid attitudes that make us look like wankers?


People who kite and can't Windsurf and have small mind's and penises obviously!

And people with tunnel vision when out on the WATER...
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 Jul 2016 2:27pm
kookaburrahz said..

waveslave said...

Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.



It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.



What I took from what he said is nothing like that. Besides kiters dont lounge at resorts on kite beaches they huddle up in share houses fighting over goon dregs if anything. You and your 1 week holiday can have the resort lounge but I certaintly seen many of the more keen kiters live like that.

I believe he was referring to how everyones so media trained that they cant say anything negative about any product any kite any location any meal any boat any tour any comp any trip any photoshoot because doing so is believed to be career suicide and its all just for peanuts anyways so why most bother I do not know.

See what im saying or you have your pina colada goggles on?


Wow dude,

Obviously my reply went right over the top of your serioushead. lol.

Are you a Kiwi or something ?
fingerbone
fingerbone
NSW
921 posts
NSW, 921 posts
12 Jul 2016 5:14pm
Fly on da wall said...
raggy said...
cauncy said..
Windsurfers


Knob ends like you! and the stupid attitudes that make us look like wankers?


People who kite and can't Windsurf and have small mind's and penises obviously!

And people with tunnel vision when out on the WATER...


I like all the wind surfers at my local. Top blokes.i know i would help anyone of them if needed i i recon the same in return.
Some people have to realise that we all share the water. Its not yours or mine.
Kiters ragging on poleys or poleys ragging on kiters does no one any good it just builds tension and resentment.
Cheers Billy.
KAOS69
KAOS69
WA
1012 posts
WA, 1012 posts
12 Jul 2016 3:15pm
i hate it when i go to the beach for a kite only to find i have forgotten my kite , bar, lines ,harness and board , then realise i dont even know where the hell i am .... that real sh#@ts me
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Jul 2016 6:45pm
kookaburrahz said...
waveslave said...
Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.


It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.


What I took from what he said is nothing like that. Besides kiters dont lounge at resorts on kite beaches they huddle up in share houses fighting over goon dregs if anything. You and your 1 week holiday can have the resort lounge but I certaintly seen many of the more keen kiters live like that.

I believe he was referring to how everyones so media trained that they cant say anything negative about any product any kite any location any meal any boat any tour any comp any trip any photoshoot because doing so is believed to be career suicide and its all just for peanuts anyways so why most bother I do not know.

See what im saying or you have your pina colada goggles on?




Wow
I think maybe kookabrutha you've been paying to much attention to the smelly euros travelling aus, 10 to a van and 20 to a house. ..

Certainly everywhere that I've been that is a noted kite holiday destination is now full of soft handed white collar middle aged extreme kite enthusiasts. .. usually impact vested & helmeted, fingerless kite gloves on with their entire kite quiver pumped up on the beach waiting for the wind to get above a couple of knots...

What i think rowdy meant was. ...

Watching rowdy kite was boring and gay... i mean fake
Fly on da wall
Fly on da wall
SA
725 posts
SA, 725 posts
12 Jul 2016 6:32pm
theDoctor said...
kookaburrahz said...
waveslave said...
Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.


It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.


What I took from what he said is nothing like that. Besides kiters dont lounge at resorts on kite beaches they huddle up in share houses fighting over goon dregs if anything. You and your 1 week holiday can have the resort lounge but I certaintly seen many of the more keen kiters live like that.

I believe he was referring to how everyones so media trained that they cant say anything negative about any product any kite any location any meal any boat any tour any comp any trip any photoshoot because doing so is believed to be career suicide and its all just for peanuts anyways so why most bother I do not know.

See what im saying or you have your pina colada goggles on?




Wow
I think maybe kookabrutha you've been paying to much attention to the smelly euros travelling aus, 10 to a van and 20 to a house. ..

Certainly everywhere that I've been that is a noted kite holiday destination is now full of soft handed white collar middle aged extreme kite enthusiasts. .. usually impact vested & helmeted, fingerless kite gloves on with their entire kite quiver pumped up on the beach waiting for the wind to get above a couple of knots...

What i think rowdy meant was. ...

Watching rowdy kite was boring and gay... i mean fake


Hey Dokter, you're not funny ANYMORE!

Rowdy, keep riding and styling!
N videos TOO

bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
12 Jul 2016 7:16pm
Self landing in 35 knots
bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
12 Jul 2016 7:17pm
HighzaKite said...
people who ask "what is the best kite" questions on forums.


Not knowing what is the best kite.
Tractorguy
Tractorguy
TAS
543 posts
TAS, 543 posts
12 Jul 2016 7:42pm
Piros said..
Winter farking Westerlies



Things are looking up for you
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Jul 2016 7:57pm
Fly on da wall said...
Hey Dokter, you're not funny ANYMORE!
Rowdy, keep riding and styling!
N videos TOO


Was I ever..?
I thought I've only ever been nothing but sincere. ..
for all these years, you've all just been. ...
laughing at me...?
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
12 Jul 2016 6:56pm
raggy said...
cauncy said..
Windsurfers


Knob ends like you! and the stupid attitudes that make us look like wankers?


Bell end ex windsurfers with no scence of humour that take things so seriouse
I can see how your thought of being a bit of a wanker, lighten the f..k up the wind will blow soon
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
12 Jul 2016 6:57pm
theDoctor said..

Watching rowdy kite was boring and gay... i mean fake



Poor Rowdy,

He's happy when he can travel the world on the gravy train visiting exotic kiting locations ...

He's sad when he expresses his opinion and folks hate on him.

Poor Rowdy.
Waveswindy
Waveswindy
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
12 Jul 2016 10:59pm
Underoath said..
Best thing is declining popularity. As evident by global google search results, less crowed local spots.

Spikes indicate Europe Summer.

Data from 2004 to present.



@underoath - best stats i've seen all day! I keep telling people its not cool, dangerous and they should rather take up cycling.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
12 Jul 2016 11:23pm
waveslave said..
Poor Rowdy,

He's happy when he can travel the world on the gravy train visiting exotic kiting locations ...

He's sad when he expresses his opinion and folks hate on him.

Poor Rowdy.


everybody loves rowdy

well, i know i do
Ricardo1709
Ricardo1709
NSW
1302 posts
NSW, 1302 posts
13 Jul 2016 7:54am
waveslave said..

kookaburrahz said..


waveslave said...


Rads said..
Freedom Kite Mag:
What is the worst thing about kiteboarding?

Rowdy:
Kiting is boring and fake.




It's very annoying when I'm hanging out poolside at the Kite Resort after an epic sess ...

and the stupid waiter serves me the wrong cocktail.

Sheesh.




What I took from what he said is nothing like that. Besides kiters dont lounge at resorts on kite beaches they huddle up in share houses fighting over goon dregs if anything. You and your 1 week holiday can have the resort lounge but I certaintly seen many of the more keen kiters live like that.

I believe he was referring to how everyones so media trained that they cant say anything negative about any product any kite any location any meal any boat any tour any comp any trip any photoshoot because doing so is believed to be career suicide and its all just for peanuts anyways so why most bother I do not know.

See what im saying or you have your pina colada goggles on?



Wow dude,

Obviously my reply went right over the top of your serioushead. lol.

Are you a Kiwi or something ?


not sure if its just really funny or a bit sad,nah I had a good laugh thanks
tab
tab
5 posts
tab tab
5 posts
13 Jul 2016 1:32pm
Having to take a s*** with your winter wetsuit on...
Waveswindy
Waveswindy
NSW
118 posts
NSW, 118 posts
13 Jul 2016 5:21pm
Your current or future gf will become EX if they don't like the wind.
bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
13 Jul 2016 5:31pm
tab said...
Having to take a s*** with your winter wetsuit on...


Best advice - take the wetsuit off first.
bjw
bjw
QLD
3689 posts
bjw bjw
QLD, 3689 posts
13 Jul 2016 5:36pm
EugeneZA said...
Your current or future gf will become EX if they don't like the wind.






Angry girlfriend screaming "Yewwgennnn"
Greenarrowz
Greenarrowz
NSW
301 posts
NSW, 301 posts
13 Jul 2016 6:33pm
Windsurfers that overpump their kites....
JKimbler
JKimbler
317 posts
317 posts
14 Jul 2016 3:23am
When you roll up the leading edge, only to have the other side you already rolled up start un-rolling... I think that's the only thing that sucks. Oh, and getting short tacked.
SavIb
SavIb
NSW
102 posts
NSW, 102 posts
14 Jul 2016 8:17am
Kite Leeches.......

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