KIT33R said...




Breaking News!
Vending machine attach

is that what you get for attaching a leash to a vending machine ?

anoldman said...

That is a really really bad photo, if that doesn't turn you off being tied to a board nothing will. I know a helmet would stop that to the back of your head but imagine that cut on your face.
I hope you're back in the water now!!!

Or the base of your neck...

Anyway, my rock breeding program is coming along well! Anyone who wants a young rock (Quaternary), skilled at negating risk of shark attacks but not yet house broken, please feel free to PM me for a quote, inclusive of delivery.

sharks are attracted to;
A) dogs (they sound like seals in the water)
B) hormonal women (if you get my hint).

So ensure you have a pile of dogs and grumpy chicks at the other end of the beach and yourl be sweet.

Add a vending machine which doesn't quite deliver its goods to that end of aswell and we might make the world a less grumpy place.

Now.

A piecost and a hammerfor are having a fight. Who wins?

The piecost varies depending on if it's a Mrs Macs, Four n Twenty or Ponsonby breed.