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DARTH
DARTH
WA
3028 posts
WA, 3028 posts
8 Jan 2016 9:08pm
DKnazzaGC said..

DARTH said..


DKnazzaGC said..



DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck





If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.




hahaha the kite police are here!!!!!!!!!!



Lifetime ban now imposed !


Come to WA and say that
JacobMatan
JacobMatan
WA
431 posts
WA, 431 posts
9 Jan 2016 12:21am
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?
bigtone667
bigtone667
NSW
1559 posts
NSW, 1559 posts
9 Jan 2016 7:20am
waveslave said...
bigtone667 said...

So what makes a core rider: post code. Wealth. Age, knee operations.





Bigtone, your definition is fully retarded. ^^^

A core rider is a dude who is very familiar with a particular break ...

someone who has been riding the spot for many, many years ....

he may have even pioneered the break (with regards to kitesurfing),,,

someone who has paid his dues,

done his time ...

[unlike some greenhorn visitors who believe they have an inflated sense of entitlement],

and a licence to dick around thru the main peak,,,

lol

A core rider has consideration for crew who shred,

He gives them space and has no qualms about throwing into a chicken-gybe to allow them to rip the wave unencumbered,

A core rider understands that spoiling other folks waves is bad energy and counter-productive,

He expects the same in return,

He demands a reciprocal approach,

and if for some reason the feeling isn't mutual,

the visitor can expect the worst.

Pole-dancers please take note.

Aloha.

lol.







So by your definition no one new can ever become a core rider except for those nominated by the existing bullies.
eppo
eppo
WA
9789 posts
WA, 9789 posts
9 Jan 2016 6:10am

Just.....wow.
SUPSurferQLD
SUPSurferQLD
QLD
334 posts
QLD, 334 posts
9 Jan 2016 8:13am
Didnt see any sign in sheet there this morning..... 5am.... 6ft sets on the paddleboard :)


Sandfoot
Sandfoot
VIC
573 posts
VIC, 573 posts
9 Jan 2016 9:48am
JacobMatan said..
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?



Don't you Start, slayed me in my own post for getting a crappy warehouse job and poor speling.

Supremacist exits in all fascists.

DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 7:11am
DARTH said..

DKnazzaGC said..


DARTH said..



DKnazzaGC said..




DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck






If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.





hahaha the kite police are here!!!!!!!!!!




Lifetime ban now imposed !



Come to WA and say that


3 generational ban son ill come over there and deliver in writing, thankyou
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 7:15am
breakzmaker said..
Didnt see any sign in sheet there this morning..... 5am.... 6ft sets on the paddleboard :)



pfft its 2-3ft and why would the sign in sheet be there at 5am when its glass, 2 cartons of import beers for your decenting tone sport
Toesidet
Toesidet
7 posts
7 posts
9 Jan 2016 7:54am
Local beer not good enough for north end tools
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 8:08am
Toesidet said..
Local beer not good enough for north end tools


No, only if the other person is buying. 3 cartons if you want to come within 300mm of nazza carpark if its blowing over 20+
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 8:12am
Has everybody finished being smart cause almost accumulated a years supply of beer lol
MrFreeze
MrFreeze
292 posts
292 posts
9 Jan 2016 8:33am
DKnazzaGC said..
Has everybody finished being smart cause almost accumulated a years supply of beer lol


Hmmmmm, You'll be able to drink it when you reach legal age.
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 8:47am
MrFreeze said...

DKnazzaGC said..
Has everybody finished being smart cause almost accumulated a years supply of beer lol



Hmmmmm, You'll be able to drink it when you reach legal age.


lol your insults are harmless and off base, havent you anything better to do in europe.
JacobMatan
JacobMatan
WA
431 posts
WA, 431 posts
9 Jan 2016 9:41am
Sandfoot said..

JacobMatan said..
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?




Don't you Start, slayed me in my own post for getting a crappy warehouse job and poor speling.

Supremacist exits in all fascists.



Ok sorry for that comment it may have been a bit out of sorts

This whole forum is really starting to reek of the "My board is smaller and pointier than yours so I am a legend and your a piece of crap that shouldn't be here" mentality that is so prevalent in surfing.

Next time I go down the beach I am bringing a ukulele and will get all the kiters to hold hands and have a nice Kumbaya sing-along
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 10:36am
JacobMatan said..

Sandfoot said..


JacobMatan said..
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?





Don't you Start, slayed me in my own post for getting a crappy warehouse job and poor speling.

Supremacist exits in all fascists.




Ok sorry for that comment it may have been a bit out of sorts

This whole forum is really starting to reek of the "My board is smaller and pointier than yours so I am a legend and your a piece of crap that shouldn't be here" mentality that is so prevalent in surfing.

Next time I go down the beach I am bringing a ukulele and will get all the kiters to hold hands and have a nice Kumbaya sing-along


I know one thing that is small, its those two beans in the sack between your legs
bearbusa
bearbusa
QLD
295 posts
QLD, 295 posts
9 Jan 2016 12:40pm


eppo said..

Just.....wow.


Eppo,

Hope your going well ,interesting blogs these days great to see , breaks the boredom when you see absolute crap posted

Takes all kinds ,hope your ripping up on your TT or Surf Board
DKnazzaGC
DKnazzaGC
28 posts
28 posts
9 Jan 2016 10:45am
bearbusa said..



eppo said..

Just.....wow.



Eppo,

Hope your going well ,interesting blogs these days great to see , breaks the boredom when you see absolute crap posted

Takes all kinds ,hope your ripping up on your TT or Surf Board



This is not a meet and greet thread , you have been given your penalty now dispense with yourself sir

JacobMatan
JacobMatan
WA
431 posts
WA, 431 posts
9 Jan 2016 10:59am
DKnazzaGC said..

JacobMatan said..


Sandfoot said..



JacobMatan said..
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?






Don't you Start, slayed me in my own post for getting a crappy warehouse job and poor speling.

Supremacist exits in all fascists.





Ok sorry for that comment it may have been a bit out of sorts

This whole forum is really starting to reek of the "My board is smaller and pointier than yours so I am a legend and your a piece of crap that shouldn't be here" mentality that is so prevalent in surfing.

Next time I go down the beach I am bringing a ukulele and will get all the kiters to hold hands and have a nice Kumbaya sing-along



I know one thing that is small, its those two beans in the sack between your legs


Oh I didn't realise that it takes massive cajones to start an anonymous profile with some random photo of someone else that you've ripped off the net and use that to troll people who are actually interested in discussing kitesurfing.

Beerhunter
Beerhunter
NSW
42 posts
NSW, 42 posts
9 Jan 2016 2:15pm
Whats the bag limit in QLD?
you must be getting close




4XL
4XL
VIC
222 posts
4XL 4XL
VIC, 222 posts
9 Jan 2016 2:33pm
I think you are right . . . We got sucked into an early April fool joke by a non existent person . . . With an unbelieveable story. . . . . . . . It is too stupid to be real

DARTH
DARTH
WA
3028 posts
WA, 3028 posts
9 Jan 2016 11:47am
DKnazzaGC said..

DARTH said..


DKnazzaGC said..



DARTH said..




DKnazzaGC said..





DARTH said..
HAHAHA good luck







If you don't sign in ill ban you personally, no exceptions ! If you bring you twintip you will find it in the middle of the GC highway.






hahaha the kite police are here!!!!!!!!!!





Lifetime ban now imposed !




Come to WA and say that



3 generational ban son ill come over there and deliver in writing, thankyou


Hurry up you will be late for your gig at the blue oyster bar
eppo
eppo
WA
9789 posts
WA, 9789 posts
9 Jan 2016 9:15pm
bearbusa said...


eppo said..

Just.....wow.


Eppo,

Hope your going well ,interesting blogs these days great to see , breaks the boredom when you see absolute crap posted

Takes all kinds ,hope your ripping up on your TT or Surf Board



Yeh good bro and you? Currently at princess Margaret hospital waiting (since 12am yesterday) for my 8 yr old son to have his appendix out so not great right now. But this post did give me a good chuckle, that's gotta be a good thing.
SibboV1
SibboV1
368 posts
368 posts
10 Jan 2016 3:07pm
I went down to the goldie today and I saw the following bloke on the beach demanding beer off everyone and saying they weren't "crew". I guess I was at Narrow Neck?

Chris_M
Chris_M
2132 posts
2132 posts
10 Jan 2016 3:53pm
You can keep your aggro and petty rules over there in Straya, please don't come visit NZ
surforkite
surforkite
NSW
153 posts
NSW, 153 posts
11 Jan 2016 6:46pm
who the heck is this wanka DKnazzaGC.
What a tool!!!
Has to be a joke to be that full of himself.
Its a said day if this is for real!!
Luther
Luther
84 posts
84 posts
11 Jan 2016 4:06pm
DKnazzaGC said..

JacobMatan said..


Sandfoot said..



JacobMatan said..
whats with all the surfboard supremacist Bull***t lately ?






Don't you Start, slayed me in my own post for getting a crappy warehouse job and poor speling.

Supremacist exits in all fascists.





Ok sorry for that comment it may have been a bit out of sorts

This whole forum is really starting to reek of the "My board is smaller and pointier than yours so I am a legend and your a piece of crap that shouldn't be here" mentality that is so prevalent in surfing.

Next time I go down the beach I am bringing a ukulele and will get all the kiters to hold hands and have a nice Kumbaya sing-along



I know one thing that is small, its those two beans in the sack between your legs


thats two things junior
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
11 Jan 2016 11:36pm
The best thing about Narrowneck is that the real DK and I don't give a rats arse about this non existent thread about nothing!


LostinSpace
LostinSpace
QLD
388 posts
QLD, 388 posts
12 Jan 2016 12:26am
greenleader said..
The best thing about Narrowneck is that the real DK and I don't give a rats arse about this non existent thread about nothing!




Core Royalty!

Ooops, I mean to say Ozone/Cabrinha Royalty
BennyB12
BennyB12
QLD
918 posts
QLD, 918 posts
12 Jan 2016 7:07am
Is it still OK to borrow your pump?
WillyO
WillyO
QLD
263 posts
QLD, 263 posts
12 Jan 2016 2:27pm
greenleader said..
The best thing about Narrowneck is that the real DK and I don't give a rats arse about this non existent thread about nothing!



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