Have you ever lost a kite ?

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kitingtopher
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14 Jul 2011 9:27pm
feel the love
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 9:58pm
a room for what??? and Im not going to "feel your love" or what ever you call that little thing.LOL

Only haven fun mate,,,,,no dramas,,,,just laughing at slaves never ending battle on safety leashes,, that has been going on for many years,,,
Spacemonkey!
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14 Jul 2011 9:28pm
waveslave said...

f#ck you ^^^


Umad?
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 10:01pm
I think I broke him.
kitingtopher
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14 Jul 2011 9:32pm
off subject. space monkey have you ever lost a kite? (not had one stolen by some degenerate)
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14 Jul 2011 9:36pm
kitingtopher said...

off subject. space monkey have you ever lost a kite? (not had one stolen by some degenerate)



Spacemonkey: Yeah I lost 100's all with my leash breaking/coming undone.

waveslave:
lol,
i have never worn,
one of those darn death fastening devices,
and i have yet to lose one kite,

lol.

amirite?
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 10:09pm
again
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14 Jul 2011 9:39pm
lotofwind said...

I think I broke him.


lord knows how a poor troll like you can get these results
kitingtopher
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14 Jul 2011 9:39pm
that could almost be construed as a pointed comment aimed in and at a very small section of the planet
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14 Jul 2011 10:12pm
Spacemonkey! said...

lotofwind said...

I think I broke him.


lord knows how a poor troll like you can get these results


I know????
It must have been a fluke
And Im not THAT poor

I think slave has gone postal

I will feel a little bit bad though if waveslave is on the news tomorrow,,
found hanged in front of his laptop, by his death leash

Ps I think we should ban,,,tack ons as well,,,I think slave will eventually agree.Just wait,,,you will see soon.
kitingtopher
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14 Jul 2011 9:49pm
...printer ink on the end of a finger , chewed and broken nails, a note renouncing certain non leashed provociters.....
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14 Jul 2011 8:31pm
lotofwind said...

^^^^rant rant rant......YAWNNNNNN

You cant blame everyone for there comments,,, as you usually turn your "social threads" into anti safety leash bashing in one way or another.
As you will this one


How about we invent some more stupid forum rules ...
For instance, how about 'NO AFTERTHOUGHTS' ?
That could be a cool rule.
Like when you initially wrote the first part of the above quote. ^^^
The rant and yawn part which triggered my uncharacteristic reaction.
The 'f#ck you' post of mine followed that say-nothing reply of yours but I apologize for that.
Then you come back some time later and tack on some extra comments to the said post.
That's an afterthought, it's a bad habit of yours, Loto.
Can you quit it, it's very rude.
lol.
Yeah, ban tack-ons.
waveslave
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14 Jul 2011 8:46pm
You see,
The way you deal with afterthoughts is you make a new post.
< Like I'm doing right now with this piece.>
It's polite and it boosts up your post-count at the same time.
Just a suggestion.
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 10:52pm
calm down slavey,,,tis all good,,dont get grumpy,,,,,dose your post-count really mean that much to you??
You should know,after all the years under your seabreeze belt,,not to take it all to heart and snap. Life is good
If crew want to be safe,and wear a SAFETY leash,,,,let them.
Its like trying to turn someone into religion,,,,,if they dont want to,,,you cant force them.
And if you try to convert crew that dont agree,eventually you will get at.
Different as different is.
Just a suggestion.
waveslave
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14 Jul 2011 9:20pm
lotofwind said...

calm down slavey,,,tis all good,,dont get grumpy,,,,,dose your post-count really mean that much to you??
You should know,after all the years under your seabreeze belt,,not to take it all to heart and snap. Life is good
If crew want to be safe,and wear a SAFETY leash,,,,let them.
Its like trying to turn someone into religion,,,,,if they dont want to,,,you cant force them.
And if you try to convert crew that dont agree,eventually you will get at.
Different as different is.
Just a suggestion.


Gee,
I say sorry about the expletive that I threw at you ...
and you tell me 'don't get grumpy and calm the f#ck down.'
Nice.
Gracious even.
lol.
By the way, I'm tranquil like millpond.
The 'post-count' thing was just small-talk to support my suggestion about you-know-what.
And about the death-leash hijack ...
This thread of mine isn't about death-leashes.
STFU about goddamn death-leashes and religion and converting crew.
This thread is about funny stories of lost kites.
Get it ?

lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 11:28pm
LOL
Good to see your a millpond and not angry.Life is too short to be angry.
Happy days
Ok,,please tell your story of a lost kite.
Surely after all these years you have had a run away kite??

Ps...oh wait,,sorry...edit I dont remember saying calm the ?Fu@k down or STFU???????? Im not that rude.
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14 Jul 2011 9:30pm
I think Wave slave is kind of like the reverse comedian for the seabreeze site. We all laugh at him instead of with him.

Even the mods go along with it, if it wasn't for the light hearted humor that wave slave promotes in his posts they would have been locked already..

Yay Slave for PM
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14 Jul 2011 9:40pm
lotofwind said...
Ok,,please tell your story of a lost kite.
Surely after all these years you have had a run away kite??


Nope,
I don't have a funny story about a runaway kite.
I must be lucky, I guess.
How about yourself ?
Got any tales to tell ?

*Wink

lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 11:42pm
kk said...

I think Wave slave is kind of like the reverse comedian for the seabreeze site. We all laugh at him instead of with him.

Even the mods go along with it, if it wasn't for the light hearted humor that wave slave promotes in his posts they would have been locked already..

Yay Slave for PM


Bahaaa haaa,,classic.^^^^
Can you imagine Mrslave as PM....

In a Julia Gillard nasal voice "We must move Auuuustrrraalia foorward by abolishing deeath leeashes"LOL
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 11:44pm
waveslave said...

lotofwind said...
Ok,,please tell your story of a lost kite.
Surely after all these years you have had a run away kite??


Nope,
I don't have a funny story about a runaway kite.
I must be lucky, I guess.
How about yourself ?
Got any tales to tell ?

*Wink




Na,
I wear a safety leash that I keep well maintained,
so never had this problem you are talking about.
waveslave
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14 Jul 2011 9:48pm
I'm guessing you've had plenty of runaways, hey Loto ?
Am I right ?
Broken clips, perhaps ?
Watch out for those cheap Chinese clips.
lotofwind
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14 Jul 2011 11:53pm
waveslave said...

I'm guessing you've had plenty of runaways, hey Loto ?
Am I right ?
Broken clips, perhaps ?
Watch out for those cheap Chinese clips.

I have had chicken loop or two snap,,,
but didnt have a runaway kite as I had a safety leash on because I care about the safety of other beach users
Yawn ...
here we go again.
I give up.
Yes ,,I agree with slave.Just easier and less painfull for everyone if I say thatLOL
radman4
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15 Jul 2011 5:39am
Ha Ha keep it up guys this ** is more entertaining than TV.
blueprint
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15 Jul 2011 11:05am
I know why just there's value in the topic beyond leashes.

Interestingly slave didn't make it about leashes, yourself, puppet, Dojo and loto did

sebol said...

blueprint said...

Don't know how or why this became about leashes and don't care (it seems a few other of you have it as a pet topic not just slave). We all make our own decisions/have our own experience so back to the original question ...

waveslave said...

How did it happen ?
How many have you lost ?




I for one am accually getting something out of the stories of how, why, circumstances in which people have lost kites there are some good lessons in there if you read them.


Sorry Blueprint, lack of experience in SB I guess

If you knew Waveslave like we do, you would know exactly why it became a post on safety leashes


sebol
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15 Jul 2011 12:44pm
Well let's put it this way, over the course of the last few years, Waveslave has created at least on 10 occasions (get site admin to confirm) a thread for the sole purpose of pushing his argument against the dreaded "death leash".

Unfortunately, aware of most users boredom with his constant vendetta and the overall majority strongly disagreeing with him (as we value the safety of others), Waveslave has reverted to posting slightly related post, allow people to ramble their experience and finally come with the solution like the messiah (wouldn't have happened if you didn't have a death leash bla bla bla).

Unfortunately, in the latest instalment of this great saga, we have all foresee the upcoming conclusion (if you don't lose a kite often, why do you risk your life with a death leash) and actually to my great surprise aborted the anticipated ending

This was a great achievement sure to have put a smile on many faces and had the associated benefit to overload and crack him (lotofwind had some effect here).

Now he may go on raving that it wasn't the intention of the post

Waveslave, overall, you are a top bloke and this forum would not be the same without your input but please drop the "death leash" saga, you are wrong, you know you are wrong and you will never convince us.


kitingtopher
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15 Jul 2011 3:16pm
thank god for leashes
radman4
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15 Jul 2011 2:39pm
^^^^^^^ yep gotta agree, anyone who rides without one is a friggin idiot in my book,gotta respect the fact that there are other people on the water and if the **** does hit the fan and you have to release you could seriously injure another kiter or kill them, a rouge kite could easily wrap someone else,it has happened in europe and killed a kiter before.
waveslave
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15 Jul 2011 5:53pm
blueprint said...

Interestingly slave didn't make it about leashes, yourself, puppet, Dojo and loto did



That's correct, Blueprint. ^^^

Social commentary threads have been cancelled.
The trolls and pimps now run this forum.
This thread is a perfect example of how a social topic can be unjustly hijacked by pimps for the express purpose of financial gain.
It's outrageous.
And how trolls can sidetrack and sabotage a thread for selfish reasons and their own warped pleasure.
That's totally despicable.

Spacemonkey!
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15 Jul 2011 7:48pm
waveslave said...

That's correct, Blueprint. ^^^

Social commentary threads have been cancelled.
The trolls and pimps now run this forum.
This thread is a perfect example of how a social topic can be unjustly hijacked by pimps for the express purpose of financial gain.
It's outrageous.
And how trolls can sidetrack and sabotage a thread for selfish reasons and their own warped pleasure.
That's totally despicable.




never stop self trolling
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15 Jul 2011 8:42pm
waveslave said...

blueprint said...

Interestingly slave didn't make it about leashes, yourself, puppet, Dojo and loto did



That's correct, Blueprint. ^^^

Social commentary threads have been cancelled.
The trolls and pimps now run this forum.
This thread is a perfect example of how a social topic can be unjustly hijacked by pimps for the express purpose of financial gain.
It's outrageous.
And how trolls can sidetrack and sabotage a thread for selfish reasons and their own warped pleasure.
That's totally despicable.



maybe you fail to realise this is a commercial website! anyone who doesn't realise the work involved in maintaining a site be it public or private with this many people becomes a full time job!! (cheers laurie..... i click on as many ads as i can with no intention of buying )
if you can't beat em buddy !!
waveslave.com.au doesn't come up on Google or in the address bar.....
get in quick and register ..s hit! with the profile and your great logo you have here i would buy a " waveslave ghostbusters style" "no death leash" t-shirt or a dude and man t-shirt regardless of my persuasion .....
get on it !! despicable as it may be !!
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