Boardies over wetties. To do or not to do?

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Capt Loopy
Capt Loopy
NSW
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NSW, 276 posts
3 Jun 2010 8:30pm
   Boardies over wettie. Why not?
When I surf no boardies. Normal. 
When I wakeboard boarbies on top. Normal. 
When I kiteboard with boardies over my wettie all of a sudden I'm gay.I wear boardies over my wettie for the same reason I don't prance up and down the beach in budgie smuglers. No wants my (massive) package staring them in the eye all day(no one wants to see that shat)O and to stop crushing my nuts everytime I fouck up. 
 
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
WA, 5378 posts
3 Jun 2010 6:36pm
Capt Loopy said...

   Boardies over wettie. Why not?
When I surf no boardies. Normal. 
When I wakeboard boarbies on top. Normal. 
When I kiteboard with boardies over my wettie all of a sudden I'm gay.I wear boardies over my wettie for the same reason I don't prance up and down the beach in budgie smuglers. No wants my (massive) package staring them in the eye all day(no one wants to see that shat)O and to stop crushing my nuts everytime I fouck up. 
 


If you ride goose loops; wear your boardies over your steamer, and wear a rashie over your shorty with no boardies.
brucex
brucex
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
3 Jun 2010 9:31pm
sir rowdy - I was Kiting at lennox this morning - it was a bit hectic when that toranado came through- any tips for kiting in those conditions
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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WA, 5378 posts
3 Jun 2010 7:48pm
pack ya laptop, they have super fast internet in heaven.
tgladman
tgladman
WA
500 posts
WA, 500 posts
3 Jun 2010 8:16pm
yep, i'm confused on the ethics of boardies, ova wetties too. i thort the less skin tite clothing on blokes visible the betr, but when i rocked out with boardies ova the top my m8s were like wtf????
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
1214 posts
VIC, 1214 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:21pm
You fellas are all funny
Weta
Weta
WA
893 posts
WA, 893 posts
3 Jun 2010 8:29pm
Summer in Europe they wear budgie smugglers over their wettie
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
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3 Jun 2010 10:49pm


GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:53pm
sir ROWDY said...

pack ya laptop, they have super fast internet in heaven.


haha - great call!
Foxinsox
Foxinsox
NSW
23 posts
NSW, 23 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:20am
personally i wouldn't say it looks "gay" but why would you wear an extra layer of clothing? to cover your man buldge :P you should be proud of it so i say nay to boardies over wetty unless you have something to hide
wishy
wishy
WA
1501 posts
WA, 1501 posts
3 Jun 2010 10:27pm
When it's cold enough to go kiting with a wetty on there are no chicks on the beach anyway. Boardies over wetty is similar to pissing in a cubicle when there's 12 spots free at the trough.
(everyone has a dick and nuts, they're not going to look at yours, just hangapiss you spineless bastard)
Foxinsox
Foxinsox
NSW
23 posts
NSW, 23 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:41am
wishy said...

When it's cold enough to go kiting with a wetty on there are no chicks on the beach anyway. Boardies over wetty is similar to pissing in a cubicle when there's 12 spots free at the trough.


Nicely put wishy :P
ApatheticEnd
ApatheticEnd
WA
995 posts
WA, 995 posts
3 Jun 2010 11:10pm
Whateva floats you boat man.
Lovely
Lovely
QLD
248 posts
QLD, 248 posts
4 Jun 2010 1:54am
Modesty I recon.
kitingchick
kitingchick
WA
3 posts
WA, 3 posts
4 Jun 2010 1:55am
I vote boardies over wetties,
brucex
brucex
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
4 Jun 2010 8:25am
wow the you tube clip was quite erotic
superlizard
superlizard
VIC
702 posts
VIC, 702 posts
4 Jun 2010 10:01am
if you have to wear boardies, at least make sure they look stylish...

there was a bloke on my beach (very likely a euro) wearing white boardies over a black wettie... and they were short boardies... above his knees... That just didn't look right.

So i reckon, at least match the colour with your wettie if you have to wear them...
And try to make them at least cover your knees...

(btw Capt loopy - i don't think boardies would make hardly any diff in big stackups...)



wishy said...
Boardies over wetty is similar to pissing in a cubicle when there's 12 spots free at the trough.


hang on wishy... are you talking about stand up urinals? I never use those... they sprinkle piss all over you... because the tiny drops bounce of the surface...
bjw
bjw
QLD
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bjw bjw
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4 Jun 2010 10:11am
Why cant you wear Budgies over your wetsuit?

This year I believe the fashion from Hawaii is Stubbies over your wetsuit.

SMG
SMG
QLD
208 posts
SMG SMG
QLD, 208 posts
4 Jun 2010 10:23am
No one can see a thing whilst you're whizzing around out in the water.....

So, maybe less time strutting on the beach and more time out on the ocean?
gruezi
gruezi
WA
3464 posts
WA, 3464 posts
4 Jun 2010 8:49am
I recon you do both and make notes on how you feel. After say 6 months please give us the results.
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
4 Jun 2010 9:16am
They deciding factor is....

Apparently when you do wipe out on a Big Arse Jump... It stops all the gay kiters on the beach perving on your Nuts in the air and during your B & D spanking [}:)]

I dont wear them but this is how I stop them from "Sneaking a Peek" on the way past




P.s Dont be lookin at my big arse either
suface2air
suface2air
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:46pm
Ok i will amit it i do wear bordys over weties because some of us arent or should i say got stuffed up in the dna mixer to receive the huge package and as you all would agree the only time you are wearing a wetie is cause it is cold and all men , boys , male agender know when it is cold it all goes into hiding . That is usally about the same time ya get the 2 lumps at the back of ya head from them try to get too a warmer spot . Also who wants guys looken at guys unless ya a gay thing leave the obvious too the imagination and hide it all .
prea
prea
QLD
184 posts
QLD, 184 posts
4 Jun 2010 1:26pm
We should have a national Boardies over wetties day,
be proud and celebrate our truly Australian kiting atire



ps. no cabrihnas
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
4 Jun 2010 11:58am
ah yeah - they already have a Mardi gra for that in Sydney

what closet have you been hiding in
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
4 Jun 2010 12:02pm
In winter we all pack peanuts - not coconuts.. get over the embarrasment.

And stop hanging around the AFL shower Capt!

Chaps
Chaps
SA
91 posts
SA, 91 posts
4 Jun 2010 2:08pm
What I wanna know is where people put their car keys if they aren't in the pocket of their boardies which are over their wetties?
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
WA, 592 posts
4 Jun 2010 1:31pm
Chaps said...

What I wanna know is where people put their car keys if they aren't in the pocket of their boardies which are over their wetties?


ERM....... how about the Key pocket in your harness, or your wetty

D
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
VIC, 5124 posts
4 Jun 2010 4:57pm
Piece of string around my neck.
bjw
bjw
QLD
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bjw bjw
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4 Jun 2010 5:35pm
Gorgo said...

Piece of string around my neck.


Which would look so cool if it had beads on it
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
4 Jun 2010 3:39pm
Ha ha - i am being a tad hypocritical here cause I wear shorts over my cycling nix when riding (der.. my bike that is).

However in defence I have only done this since walking down the steps at work, and having two female colleagues walking up the stairs, get to 'eye-to-eye' level so to speak, stop their conversation mid-sentence, go wide eyed and stare at my jewels!

Every time I bumped into one of them, she kept looking at me in a way that made me feel a tad violated after that! LOL.

In defence the cheap shizzle nix I had didn't have much padding (like they were virtually spandex pants - I could have tried out for a metal band) or leave much to the imagination! I now have better nix but wear the shorts out of habit. And wetties don't reveal as much as nix - so i am sticking to that line of thought.

Mind you my guts hide most everything these day!


BTW - key goes on a carabina hook on the non-death-leash side of my harness. Easier than in wetty or shorts.
getfunky
getfunky
WA
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WA, 4485 posts
4 Jun 2010 3:44pm
bjw said...

Why cant you wear Budgies over your wetsuit?






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