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Kamikuza
Kamikuza
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20 Jan 2016 2:30pm
barn said..


Can't expect too much in the way of taste from Robbie --- he's a rabid republican after all.
adolf
adolf
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1862 posts
20 Jan 2016 12:56pm
Just doing his bit for the environment
dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
20 Jan 2016 1:34pm
New falcons... they look like a throwback from the 90's..



reminds me of this....
ok
ok
NSW
1089 posts
ok ok
NSW, 1089 posts
20 Jan 2016 4:51pm
amazing paddock basher none the less!
Adriano
Adriano
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11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 2:07pm
Ahh the Taurus. Didn't know if it was coming or going, but we all knew it was going from the start...

As for the last Falcon, it's Ford's last ditch failed attempt at designing the first decent looking Falcon since the 1970's.

One more hexagonal grille a decent design will not make. Looks good on a Mondeo, but as a face transplant for the Falcon it just looks contrived.
Adriano
Adriano
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11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 2:12pm
Adoy said..
Lexus, the whole new range has this unfortunate grill




Unforgivable. Atrocious. Aaaaaargh!

Just like Ford admitted they got carried away with the Falcon AU's oval theme, I reckon Lexus will one day admit they got carried away with the hourglass grille.
adolf
adolf
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1862 posts
20 Jan 2016 2:24pm
I was looking at Laird's F type on Google to figure out wtf it was. Ford have really lost the plot in recent years - they used to make beautiful looking trucks pre 1990.



Rarely have volvos got it right. What an ordinary looking thing this is.

Haircut
Haircut
QLD
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QLD, 6491 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:37pm
agree 100%


I used to think this looked terrible, but it doesn't seem so bad compared to some of todays stuff


omg (but had some cool stuff inside )


i know some people adore them, but




it's homer's persephone!
slammin
slammin
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998 posts
QLD, 998 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:45pm
Saw this just now. gosh.....




gavnwend
gavnwend
WA
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20 Jan 2016 3:49pm
The Leyland P76 gets my vote noted for fitting a 44 gallon drum in the boot.



Haircut
Haircut
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QLD, 6491 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:52pm
not as offensive as some others, but

slammin
slammin
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QLD, 998 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:54pm
But to be fare to vilvo, this was ok.
seanhogan
seanhogan
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20 Jan 2016 6:12pm
Haircut said..
agree 100%

omg (but had some cool stuff inside )





Haircut !! Can't let you say that !!! One of the best Citroen ever !!! They even made a flying one !



JulianRoss
JulianRoss
WA
544 posts
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20 Jan 2016 4:18pm
^^^ I used to work at a car wash in the late 70's and the Citron rear wheels had to run on the inside of the roller track. Took a couple of attempts to get them lined up (not sure the wings would survive the high speed brushes though). That car has always fascinated me!..
Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 4:25pm
This is fun.

I present Exhibit Y.




FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
20 Jan 2016 4:51pm
Adriano said..
Ahh the Taurus. Didn't know if it was coming or going, but we all knew it was going from the start...

As for the last Falcon, it's Ford's last ditch failed attempt at designing the first decent looking Falcon since the 1970's.

One more hexagonal grille a decent design will not make. Looks good on a Mondeo, but as a face transplant for the Falcon it just looks contrived.


I think Ford have transitioned the big grille on the latest falcon to get us ready for the US replacement model and/or the Mondeo.

I have a FG falcon, the first model, and I like the shape, but the new model front end looks ugly and its like it has been tacked on by a different stylist. Even the tail-light/boot treatment looks bad. I really think they have done this to get ready for the replacement shape.

Just on the FG Falcon, in my experience its a good car. Excellent fuel economy, and great power. My friend didn't believe me when I told him the base model has 195Kw and the injected LPG versions have over 200Kw. They seem to have ironed out a few bugs, and for my money, its a good car.





dan111984
dan111984
461 posts
461 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:19pm
Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:26pm
FormulaNova said..


Adriano said..
Ahh the Taurus. Didn't know if it was coming or going, but we all knew it was going from the start...

As for the last Falcon, it's Ford's last ditch failed attempt at designing the first decent looking Falcon since the 1970's.

One more hexagonal grille a decent design will not make. Looks good on a Mondeo, but as a face transplant for the Falcon it just looks contrived.




I think Ford have transitioned the big grille on the latest falcon to get us ready for the US replacement model and/or the Mondeo.

I have a FG falcon, the first model, and I like the shape, but the new model front end looks ugly and its like it has been tacked on by a different stylist. Even the tail-light/boot treatment looks bad. I really think they have done this to get ready for the replacement shape.

Just on the FG Falcon, in my experience its a good car. Excellent fuel economy, and great power. My friend didn't believe me when I told him the base model has 195Kw and the injected LPG versions have over 200Kw. They seem to have ironed out a few bugs, and for my money, its a good car.



Yes the original FG is a better balanced shape and the engineering excellent. I think you're right about the grille, although it first appeared on the Focus and then the Mondeo I think. The Falcon copped the final insult of hexagonal grille conformity. Even Subaru and Hyundai have one. It's fashion and you know what usually happens to fashion.

I've got a name for the current model inspired by it's oversized and dominating grille - Whale Shark.





adolf
adolf
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1862 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:36pm
dan111984 said..


ding ding ding..... we have a new winner!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
20 Jan 2016 7:47pm
regarding the new falcon pic;

shocked to hear myself say it, but I think it's not that bad and a bit better than what holden have come up with

I thought both commodore/falcon were starting to get the styling right at around 2009-ish

then recently holden went for the slanty head light/tail light, and it all started to go a bit generic mazda/nissan/korean/feminine/asian looking - just a big 4 cylinder car style, and lacking masculinity imho
gavnwend
gavnwend
WA
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WA, 1374 posts
20 Jan 2016 5:54pm
The holy grail of all 67 diahatsu pick -up



Haircut
Haircut
QLD
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QLD, 6491 posts
20 Jan 2016 7:55pm
ding ding ding..... we have a new winner!


yep. surely it's gotta be function over fashion that drives design for the rest of the world
kiteboy dave
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20 Jan 2016 9:38pm
33frupus said..
Here is Mitsubishis latest offering







oooh that's truly awful.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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QLD, 6525 posts
20 Jan 2016 9:41pm
dan111984 said..
New falcons... they look like a throwback from the 90's..



reminds me of this....


Yep that Taurus was hideous, I was looking for a good pic to add. Couldn't tell if it was coming or going with the sloping boot.

kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
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20 Jan 2016 9:43pm
mitchbat said..

kiteboy dave said..
ssangyong stavic




IMO these things win hands down. Whoever designed it must have been taking the p...


Apparently (from memory) they imported a very highly respected English car designer who actually taught the most prestigious car design university course in the UK and let him loose.

He was inspired by ships, the bit at the back is a kind of porthole.

cisco
cisco
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20 Jan 2016 10:48pm
Adriano said..

Yes the original FG is a better balanced shape and the engineering excellent. I think you're right about the grille, although it first appeared on the Focus and then the Mondeo I think. The Falcon copped the final insult of hexagonal grille conformity. Even Subaru and Hyundai have one. It's fashion and you know what usually happens to fashion.

I've got a name for the current model inspired by it's oversized and dominating grille - Whale Shark.






I think they are trying to make it look more like the Mustang. I remember in 1967 they were touting the new XR Falcon as "The Mustang Bred Falcon".





Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
21 Jan 2016 8:03am
slammin said..
Saw this just now. gosh.....






The person I know who now owns a Nissan Cube used to own one of these. What does that say about her aesthetic sense?
Adriano
Adriano
11206 posts
11206 posts
21 Jan 2016 8:05am
cisco said..

Adriano said..

Yes the original FG is a better balanced shape and the engineering excellent. I think you're right about the grille, although it first appeared on the Focus and then the Mondeo I think. The Falcon copped the final insult of hexagonal grille conformity. Even Subaru and Hyundai have one. It's fashion and you know what usually happens to fashion.

I've got a name for the current model inspired by it's oversized and dominating grille - Whale Shark.



I think they are trying to make it look more like the Mustang. I remember in 1967 they were touting the new XR Falcon as "The Mustang Bred Falcon".


Agree 100%. Not just trying - that's actually where it comes from. The problem is, you can't simply transplant one good element from a totally different car/object onto another and expect it to work. On the Mustang it's great.
Rupert
Rupert
TAS
2967 posts
TAS, 2967 posts
21 Jan 2016 2:20pm

Although not a production car this "monstrosity" spotted on the side of the road in Leongatha Victoria certainly appears to have been given a good belting with the "Ugly Stick". A bit of research and some anecdotal evidence points towards this being one of two that were built and used to ferry the "metre maids" around the Gold Coast many years ago. Badged as a "Rambler Royce" this entire car appears out of proportion, the "Gold" livery just adds to the gaudiness and kitsch appearance, some beautiful details but IMO an absolutely atrocious finished product.








FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
21 Jan 2016 11:43am
Adriano said..

cisco said..


Adriano said..

Yes the original FG is a better balanced shape and the engineering excellent. I think you're right about the grille, although it first appeared on the Focus and then the Mondeo I think. The Falcon copped the final insult of hexagonal grille conformity. Even Subaru and Hyundai have one. It's fashion and you know what usually happens to fashion.

I've got a name for the current model inspired by it's oversized and dominating grille - Whale Shark.




I think they are trying to make it look more like the Mustang. I remember in 1967 they were touting the new XR Falcon as "The Mustang Bred Falcon".



Agree 100%. Not just trying - that's actually where it comes from. The problem is, you can't simply transplant one good element from a totally different car/object onto another and expect it to work. On the Mustang it's great.


On the Mustang it looks good. I wonder if they couldn't fit the same opening onto the falcon because of other parts of the bumper bar? I think if they gave exactly the same opening to the Falcon, it would look okay. Instead it seems to be truncated and doesn't quite align.

You've given me hope though. Maybe an aftermarket bumper would give that same look as the mustang.

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