Boardies over wettie. Why not?
When I surf no boardies. Normal. 
When I wakeboard boarbies on top. Normal. 
When I kiteboard with boardies over my wettie all of a sudden I'm gay.I wear boardies over my wettie for the same reason I don't prance up and down the beach in budgie smuglers. No wants my (massive) package staring them in the eye all day(no one wants to see that shat)O and to stop crushing my nuts everytime I fouck up.