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Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
19 Jun 2009 7:40pm
windsurfing accident makes girl blind only to be restored with death of grandmother.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193859/Shock-grandmothers-death-restores-sight-teenage-girl-blinded-windsurfing-accident.html
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
19 Jun 2009 6:34pm
I saw Elvis last week at an alien landing site.
vando
vando
QLD
3419 posts
QLD, 3419 posts
19 Jun 2009 8:46pm
Mark _australia said...

I saw Elvis last week at an alien landing site.


Cool has he lost any weight and maybe looking abit green
konasurfing
konasurfing
VIC
162 posts
VIC, 162 posts
19 Jun 2009 8:52pm
thats a good story . Hope she becomes the next world champ women windsurfer.
P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
19 Jun 2009 8:03pm
Maybe her brain didn't want her to look at those horrid sails anymore..
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
19 Jun 2009 10:11pm
i heard the other day that elvis died while doing number 2's..... the strain caused a heart attack.

is that true?

cause i reckon he faked his death after turning to scientology and ascending to the stars.

P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson
WA
1492 posts
WA, 1492 posts
19 Jun 2009 8:48pm
Gestalt said...

i heard the other day that elvis died while doing number 2's..... the strain caused a heart attack.

is that true?

cause i reckon he faked his death after turning to scientology and ascending to the stars.




Yer that and a hell of alot of drugs in his system...
snides8
snides8
WA
1731 posts
WA, 1731 posts
19 Jun 2009 8:54pm
P.C_simpson said...

Gestalt said...

i heard the other day that elvis died while doing number 2's..... the strain caused a heart attack.

is that true?

cause i reckon he faked his death after turning to scientology and ascending to the stars.




Yer that and a hell of alot of drugs in his system...


maybe he overdosed on immodiums!
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
19 Jun 2009 10:58pm
i heard he ate one too many cheeseburgers and exploded
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Jun 2009 11:02pm
Mark _australia said...

I saw Elvis last week at an alien landing site.


Was that with your good eye or the one you keep in your pocket?
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
19 Jun 2009 11:48pm
i found this online

It was blamed on a heart attack, but an autopsy revealed the presence of 14 different drugs, including morphine, Demerol, methaqualone and codeine. It is commonly believed Elvis's drug intake -- and the fact he was badly overweight with an enlarged liver and clogged arteries

i've oftened wondered if i could overdose on windsurfing. i've never kicked my addiction.


P.C_simpson said...

Gestalt said...

i heard the other day that elvis died while doing number 2's..... the strain caused a heart attack.

is that true?

cause i reckon he faked his death after turning to scientology and ascending to the stars.




Yer that and a hell of alot of drugs in his system...


TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
19 Jun 2009 11:25pm
Haircut said...

i heard he ate one too many cheeseburgers and exploded


like the whale in the Wedge Point thread - not a pretty thought. Moral of the story: don't eat cheeseburgers if you dance all shake, rattle and roll.
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
20 Jun 2009 12:32pm
Gestalt said...
[i've oftened wondered if i could overdose on windsurfing. i've never kicked my addiction.






I've seen ya freestyle board Gestalt and you must've been close to an overdose to get graphics like that
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
21 Jun 2009 1:56am
sailpilot said...

Gestalt said...
[i've oftened wondered if i could overdose on windsurfing. i've never kicked my addiction.



I've seen ya freestyle board Gestalt and you must've been close to an overdose to get graphics like that


it's a thing of beauty....

and meant to turn heads.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
21 Jun 2009 11:49am
finally some american humour i find funny.....

"the news you cannot use"

www.msn.com/en-au/

check out the miranda kerr vid and the miss usa apartment vid.
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