Nobody wear a CHEST harness except me?

Granted its 28 years old and hasn't been used for 27 of those years

its still going great guns. Has a built in life jacket to boot.
AND I use the the hook pointing UP

(this guy for real I can hear you say). I just find it easier to unhook in gusts, etc with it pointing up (the hook that is) and the connection point on my chest.