new secret spots revealed in WA

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Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
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Yousurf
Yousurf
WA
165 posts
WA, 165 posts
13 Nov 2006 10:59pm
New secret spots revealed in Hawaii

www.sims-windsurfing.de/guide_maui.html/
stehsegler
stehsegler
WA
3571 posts
WA, 3571 posts
15 Nov 2006 8:09am
why are there so many wining people in kiteboarding? They seem worse than a bunch of sissy surfies trying to protect their oh so holy local spot.

I sailed a lot of spots both here on the East Coast and WA... I found that in most places I was happy to see another lonely soul out there... kind a gets boring sailing by yourself... I think Kremlin can confirm this.

and why is it they think the discover all those secret spots? It seems all of those "secret" spots have already been covered in Windsurf mags 20times over.

hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
15 Nov 2006 8:31am
Ok..Ok, everyone's giving up there secret spots, ok here's mine, now watch it get flooded by bloody Euro's and who know's what other riff raff.............. Yes........... Hyden WA, Always has a wave at 8 mteres, most consistent wave in the world, not always windy tho, so bring your surf boards.................... Go Euro's go, load up your campervans and shredd Hyden's ex-secret spot wave!!!!!!!!
Big Al
Big Al
WA
265 posts
WA, 265 posts
15 Nov 2006 11:49am
I concur Hardie, Hyden has one heavy wave....!
I've never seen it on a flat day either.

AB...
Gonewindsurfing247
Gonewindsurfing247
WA
966 posts
WA, 966 posts
15 Nov 2006 11:57am
LOL
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
15 Nov 2006 11:57am
Bloody hell hardie, I was just getting used to caning that hyden face by myself, and now you've bloody gone and wrecked it
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
15 Nov 2006 12:09pm
i like kalgoorlie, what a wave and mrinas brimming with breast milk
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14953 posts
QLD, 14953 posts
15 Nov 2006 2:37pm
the gabba has some big waves. mexican!!!
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
15 Nov 2006 1:54pm
Right!!!!!

For Poor Relative to start being silly is expected, however, from you Gestalt I expected more........ (Shakes Head)..............

Disappointing........... Either declare your secret spots, or I'm telling on Laurie....... And believe me Laurie and I are like "that" (Holds two fingers up, sqeezing them togther very tightly)

Sheez!!!......... Marooned alone on an Island of Maturity.....
Big Al
Big Al
WA
265 posts
WA, 265 posts
15 Nov 2006 2:48pm
Hardie, expect a looooong lonely wait for someone else to appear on Maturity island - how exactly did you fake it past the border patrol.?
Why don't you swim the short divide over to twatsville where the rest of us reside.

AB...
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
15 Nov 2006 4:24pm
I've got a secret spot ............. I've only ever told the wife where it is.

boy o boy, when she rubs that secret spot mmmmmmmmmmmmm
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
15 Nov 2006 4:45pm
quote:
Originally posted by Big Al

Hardie, expect a looooong lonely wait for someone else to appear on Maturity island - how exactly did you fake it past the border patrol.?
Why don't you swim the short divide over to twatsville where the rest of us reside.

AB...



Below the belt, we are now enemies

Grumps: I've got a secret spot ............. I've only ever told the wife where it is.

boy o boy, when she rubs that secret spot mmmmmmmmmmmmm,


Is that the spot you tried to get me to rub.............
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
15 Nov 2006 5:00pm
and you thought you were just doing up my wetsuit (sucker)
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
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QLD, 14953 posts
15 Nov 2006 8:50pm
but i couldn't help it hardie, there's been no wind on saturdays for months now!
been thinking of taking up a few arm chair activities. no not arm activities, arm chair activities. go the bulls!

i do have one secret speed spot though. (pebble beach, sandstone point) and it's real. but don't tell anyone. oh bugger, some idiot posted it on the WW locations guide.

i am still waiting for the boat to maturity island. today at work (see lack of wind comment) i thought it would be funny to get on the office intercom and do price check calls and clean up aisle 6 calls. i work in a professional inner city office. while lying under my desk LMAO my boss suggested it wasn't that funny. he revoked my ticket to maturity island shortly afterwards.

WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
WA, 3183 posts
15 Nov 2006 8:01pm
Hey YAH! give us Euro's a break man. Lets us be knowing your secret spots YAH. We have to sail in the fiords for 11mths of the year YAH. You aussies have the best spots YAH, but when we euros come, we f**ken shred YAH so you can learn how to sail like freekin super stars man..... u know it's true
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
15 Nov 2006 9:22pm
Your not a Euro Miller are you?... I thought you were from the UK?
Big Al
Big Al
WA
265 posts
WA, 265 posts
16 Nov 2006 7:36am
A thousand appologies Hardie, my inane attempt at humour obviously crashed and burned on you - too low brow I guess. Then again you could just have misinterpreted it & fired up without thinking. Are you sure your name is not WAVESLAVE.....?

AB...

PS. The juxtapositioning of "Below the belt" & "Enemy" in your reply could indicate something to me, obviously you need to sail more, I perscribe you a week in Geraldton.
WINDY MILLER
WINDY MILLER
WA
3183 posts
WA, 3183 posts
16 Nov 2006 7:52am
fair dincum greenroom!

i was conceived in that neck of the woods, but i am an ocka now...and proud of it.

bloke,, wind looks like it's pussing out for sat/sun fancy going pig hunting instead?????
hardie
hardie
WA
4133 posts
WA, 4133 posts
16 Nov 2006 8:42am
quote:
Originally posted by Big Al

A thousand appologies Hardie, my inane attempt at humour obviously crashed and burned on you - too low brow I guess. Then again you could just have misinterpreted it & fired up without thinking. Are you sure your name is not WAVESLAVE.....?

AB...

PS. The juxtapositioning of "Below the belt" & "Enemy" in your reply could indicate something to me, obviously you need to sail more, I perscribe you a week in Geraldton.



Too late to suck up to me now AB, it's over between us, and leave my twin brother alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And re the justadoggyposition comment, incinerating some incestual behaviour with my twin is so noxious to my sensibilities, that I have just experienced an infantlie regression autistic fantasy of wanting my mummy while splitting off poor reli as the bad parent and Elmo as the good parent, and inevitably projectively indentifying the source of my mental retardation as residing in Greenroom!!!!!!

............ I think you're right I need a sail desperately
Leech
Leech
WA
1933 posts
WA, 1933 posts
16 Nov 2006 8:47am
quote:
Originally posted by WINDY MILLER

fair dincum greenroom!

i was conceived in that neck of the woods, but i am an ocka now...and proud of it.

bloke,, wind looks like it's pussing out for sat/sun fancy going pig hunting instead?????


ha ha ha

if you were true blue you'd know it's "dinkum"

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
16 Nov 2006 8:30pm
dincum, ----- a noisy ejaculation????
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
16 Nov 2006 8:44pm
Are you still able to "dincum" without drugs Decrepit
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
16 Nov 2006 9:17pm
once a week without fail!!!
But they're not as noisy as they used to be
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