What time does school finish Jord how much time do you want on the water Finishing work at 3pm and with daylight savings thats officially 2pm! Even do the odd trip out of town after work when the conditions are right Since when did school have a 12 hour day
Paradoxically, when at work, I enrolled in a university course, because my emploer offered 8 hours per week study leave for relevant courses, so everytime it was windy, I had a uni class to go to...... Oh so that's why I got such bad marks in my undergraduate degree!!
Hey Jordo why don't you just quit? Wa is crying out for tradesman. Go do colourbond / corrugated iron roofing, OK money and it is the only job in the world I can think of where you have to knock off as soon as it is windy... winter and summer!
yeh nut i wanna keep my options open you know, i have thought of dropping out so often but than i thought that i cant be a bricky/roofer/etc till im 60 i would prefer a job i will enjoy, and have good cash, or maby my own buisiness so i can nock off at 10 am and come back at 10 pm without having to put up with the boss, and leeve other people to do my job for me
i just tryed to go to my teacher and say i have a doctors appointment and what do you know, i need a note, wich sucks, but im getting better and better at getting fake notes.
If you hadn't gone around bragging about your windsurfing adventures at school in the first place, the teachers would be a lot less suspicious when you wanted to go home early on a windy afternoon....
Let that be a lesson to you!!
(Thats what I find at work anyway, I never mention that I windsurf...ever..)
Eat a pack of maggi stock cubes (without water) 15 minutes before you want to go home. You'll start to get bad stomach cramps, and then chuck the whole lot up. It really is a sick looking dark mess, but 5 minutes later you feel fine.
1) Set off the fire alarm and piss off in the confusion. 2) Set fire to the school and poitc 3) Ring your teachers mobile and tell her she's won the lotto. When she quits piss off and go sailing. 4) Write your own excuse notes but spell check them thoroughly before submitting. Better still get one of your more literate class mates to do it for you. Girls are good at that. Yep, I have to say it. Girls are one of God's better inventions. 5) Ring the cops on your mobile and tell them the school has been occupied by terrorists. Then just follow police instructions to evacuate. 6) ah... your turn... make it big, the bigger the better. So big that if discovered, they all go "Ah it was just Jordo playing hooky ... eehew."
if u wanted a bitta time off u can always pull the work experiance option which a few of my mates did were buy you make up a buisness give the school either the wrong contact number or a mates number(the school doesnt normally ring anyway) then write all u gotta do is report about ur week and if u wanna get realy good u can right a letter of commendation to ur school about how well you worked over the week its a win win situation
