Windsurfing better n sex? Read this

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NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
11 Jun 2006 9:54pm
The Windsurfer

Scudding cloud and bright reflection
Whiff of promise in the air
Its Gaias’ pheromones we’re breathing
Is this the day we’ve waited for

A teasing wind excites the water
Wind swell roused to grasp the sky
White cap spume of copulation
Sky and ocean intertwine

Gaias' voyeurs bright-eyed sailors
Gathered watching by the shore
Then turning to their craft assembled
Lift their flapping techno spawn

A fevered portage to the water
The rig is offered to the wind
Held aloft on arms extended
“Aeolus take me I am yours”

Hooked and hanging sail suspended
Light foot sensate legs extended
A hunting hound that tugs the leash
And hunts and bobs and pulls some more

And rushing for the bumpy water
Skipping skimming winding through
And popping up and flying over
The chattering febrile creature flew

“EEeee HAAaaa” a cry of pure elation
From the sailors throat was drawn
“EEeee HAAaaa” and carving cranking over
“Come on lover give me more.”

And so the intercourse unfolded
Wet and writhing touch for touch
Til mother natures’ lust abated
Fading with the setting sun

Dull exhausted, limp and weary
The tired homeward sailor went
Too dull to feel too tired to wonder
What this pantheist ritual meant

We’re all Gods children sons and daughters
Every mothers one of us
But only those who Gaia loved
Can truly say that they know love.
SurfConnect
SurfConnect
QLD
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QLD, 1674 posts
12 Jun 2006 5:16am
You must be too happily married notwal :P
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
12 Jun 2006 8:00am
hhhmmm... I wish. But really I've just been fotaly tucked from too much sailing. Haven't you ever felt like that?
SurfConnect
SurfConnect
QLD
1674 posts
QLD, 1674 posts
12 Jun 2006 10:37am
You should give tea-bagging a try mate ;) I can set you up with a cheap lesson
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
12 Jun 2006 6:10pm
Tea parties are for creatures that reproduce by parthenogenesis - something you dont need a dick for I like being rooted (in the active not the passive sense)
vando
vando
QLD
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QLD, 3419 posts
12 Jun 2006 7:01pm
Hey Pat hows that jet ski going, not much effort riding one of those.
even less than hanging around.
mkseven
mkseven
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QLD, 2315 posts
13 Jun 2006 5:13am
quote:
Originally posted by NotWal

hhhmmm... I wish. But really I've just been fotaly tucked from too much sailing. Haven't you ever felt like that?



Damn vando you beat me to it... PADI DOSEN'T SAIL- so the answer is no

And when you get married you forget what sex is

Cool poem btw, did you write it?
SurfConnect
SurfConnect
QLD
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QLD, 1674 posts
13 Jun 2006 8:13am
ski is great vando, knocked a few pole dancers off already rofl ;)
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
13 Jun 2006 11:11am
>Cool poem btw, did you write it?

Why thank you Mk7. Are you still angling for that smooch?

It started out as a serious attempt at a poem and degenerated into what you see here, not that I'm unhappy with it. One day I may revisit the theme and do better. I just got into this poetry stuff recently and I'm still pretty green. What happened was I fell in love with my gym instructor (God she's a honey)and I was moved to poetry as a result - venting not wooing. I was pleased with the result and enjoyed the process so I'm into it. Poetry, a word game, better than crosswords - more like design with words.
garynoel
garynoel
WA
260 posts
WA, 260 posts
13 Jun 2006 11:25am
Really good poem..
Had to get the dictionary out a few times.

Thought I'd have a go...

THE VICAR
There was a young woman from Todd
Who said she got pregnant by God
But it wasn't the almighty
Who snuck up her nighty
It was the vicar
The dirty old sod

I tried to give it a windsurf theme but got side-tracked.
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
13 Jun 2006 5:59pm
he he lol

There was a young feller named Gaz
Who related with flair and pizazz
The tale of vicar
No mention of liquer
But I think he did mention
Divine intervention
Lust and deception
Immaculate conception
And unless I'm mistaken
Loss and redemption
.....
But he put it much better than that

elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
13 Jun 2006 6:06pm
Touché Wal [}:)]
NotWal
NotWal
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QLD, 7436 posts
13 Jun 2006 7:48pm

-O-
_II_

Thats a bow - and its not Wal its NotWal. I graduated from wallyness to fully fledged other than wallyness some time ago when I forgot my password.
garynoel
garynoel
WA
260 posts
WA, 260 posts
14 Jun 2006 12:30pm

I'm impressed with Pazazz..

Gaz Pazazz (sounds like a windsurfer)..

Am now working on a poem about Elizabeth Regina.

NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
15 Jun 2006 6:10am
>Am now working on a poem about Elizabeth Regina.

He he he... as well as the obvious you could slip in a reference to her "annus horribilis". Confusing the 2 could be quite a shock for Philip.
user
user
WA
1140 posts
WA, 1140 posts
16 Jun 2006 2:23pm
What the Hell am I doing here?

Bunch of weirdos !

I'm off back to the kitesurfing section.

I thought they were mad,but after reading this c rap,they are quite rational !
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