import an illegal immigrant and make him carry it across?
alternatively. buy a camel, a stick and a carrot. point it in the right direction, and hope for the best.

seriously thou, i think places like surfsailaus, use startrack (www.startrackexpress.com.au) to send stuff over to the east coast.. so maybe you can beg them to send it for you? would probably be cheaper then approaching startrack yourself.