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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

10 Apr 2013 12:12am

Hi guys, today I was at the beach and a kiter said to me in a nasty tone of voice, ''what ya looking at?'' I said ''nothing'' then he said ''stupid polly'' and slagged on the ground and walked off with his kite. As he was walking to his ute, I yelled ''ya dumb tea bagger'' and he turned around and said ''you want some do ya?'' and I said ''yeah'' ''lets go right now'' and I threw a egg at him...

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

Stuthepirate

SA, 3591 posts

9 Apr 2013 11:43pm

egg-cellent [}:)]

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

9 Apr 2013 10:52pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Just happened to have an egg in you pocket

Careful what you pull from you shorts... Some eggs aren't eggs

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

10 Apr 2013 1:14am

poo?

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

9 Apr 2013 11:48pm

Nut?

Rus13b

NSW

271 posts

Rus13b

NSW, 271 posts

10 Apr 2013 7:51am

Typical kite cock, jelous of us pollies.
If i see a kite or gear just stay well away.
sailing is much more fun than tea baggin & more of a
challenge.

LeStef

ACT

514 posts

LeStef

ACT, 514 posts

10 Apr 2013 6:59pm

flipper4444 said...

a kiter said to me in a nasty tone of voice, ''what ya looking at?'' I said ''nothing''

Yeah that's the problem, they don't like it if you stop looking at them...

dusta

2940 posts

dusta

WA, 2940 posts

10 Apr 2013 6:51pm

Rus13b said...
Typical kite cock, jelous of us pollies.
If i see a kite or gear just stay well away.
sailing is much more fun than tea baggin & more of a
challenge.

you know rus if your mast wasn't so far up your arse you might see that there are some decent kiters and some decent windsurfers .

Rus13b

NSW

271 posts

Rus13b

NSW, 271 posts

11 Apr 2013 9:54am

Hey dusta, the truth hurts sometimes hey.
My mast is not up my ass, its still wraped & brand new sitting
on the rack waiting for wind.
kites have a 100m danger radius so thats why you just stay well
away from them. I carnt see this dick paying for damage he cause's
with an attitude like that. Once again 1 can wreck it for.

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

13 Apr 2013 10:37pm

alec95

164 posts

alec95

164 posts

13 Apr 2013 8:55pm

Did he call you a chicken?

Mr. No-one

921 posts

Mr. No-one

WA, 921 posts

14 Apr 2013 1:18am

Was a bit rude of him Flip, I find their usual greeting is "Sorry mate, didn't see you there".

Chris6791

3271 posts

Chris6791

WA, 3271 posts

14 Apr 2013 3:41pm

Rus13b said...
Hey dusta, the truth hurts sometimes hey.
My mast is not up my ass, its still wraped & brand new sitting
on the rack waiting for wind.
kites have a 100m danger radius so thats why you just stay well
away from them. I carnt see this dick paying for damage he cause's
with an attitude like that. Once again 1 can wreck it for.

Flipper got another one. Bad boy Flipper, you know better.

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

14 Apr 2013 6:04pm

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

14 Apr 2013 5:19pm

am I the only one totally bewildered by this? Firstly Flipper's initial diatribe and then even more so by all the positive comments?

Must have missed something.......

Carantoc

7268 posts

Carantoc

WA, 7268 posts

14 Apr 2013 5:44pm

only thing that bewilders me about it is that it has been here 5 days and lotofwind hasn't chipped in yet

but now M_a has posted I am sure it won't be long .........

Subsonic

3413 posts

Subsonic

WA, 3413 posts

14 Apr 2013 8:39pm

Flips a stirrer from way back, isn't he?.

Maybe he's copped a few slaps on the wrist from The Boss, so now he's refined his technique to just a quick uncompromising story to kick things off, then throw in a few smilies to fuel the fire?

Flip?

flipper4444

VIC

1214 posts

flipper4444

VIC, 1214 posts

14 Apr 2013 11:05pm

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

greenleader

QLD, 5283 posts

14 Apr 2013 11:28pm

flipper4444 is a good dude

Gestalt

QLD

14953 posts

Gestalt

QLD, 14953 posts

14 Apr 2013 11:47pm

i had a similar experience myself with a kiter.

i was at the beach and he was being rude and prancing around fluffing up his chest feathers etc.

anyways, he **** me so i asked him if he wanted a go.

he laid an egg

i called him chicken.

my mate said he was a plover.